DrewForOne
@drewforone.bsky.social
I'm in Claremore waiting for that pendulum to swing
Progress is undefeated
Progress is undefeated
I thought I had more longjohns. No one tell my coworkers I'm a spooky skeleton
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I thought I had more longjohns. No one tell my coworkers I'm a spooky skeleton
Me never having bought one
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Me never having bought one
@pablo.show
That thumbnail! Someone done F'd Around and Pablo Torre Found Out
That thumbnail! Someone done F'd Around and Pablo Torre Found Out
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@pablo.show
That thumbnail! Someone done F'd Around and Pablo Torre Found Out
That thumbnail! Someone done F'd Around and Pablo Torre Found Out
Why am I trending today? Good grief
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Why am I trending today? Good grief
Or tell 'em it's The Internet
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Or tell 'em it's The Internet
I've always wondered if Sam McMurray is bitter about The Simpsons. I mean, practically the entirety of the cast of Tracey Ullman's Fox show have enjoyed decades of big cash. But not him. Was he not invited or declined an offer?
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've always wondered if Sam McMurray is bitter about The Simpsons. I mean, practically the entirety of the cast of Tracey Ullman's Fox show have enjoyed decades of big cash. But not him. Was he not invited or declined an offer?
@magnoliamer.bsky.social
Look who showed up for me
Look who showed up for me
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@magnoliamer.bsky.social
Look who showed up for me
Look who showed up for me
Goofed and put different numbers on the front and back 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Goofed and put different numbers on the front and back 🤣
This kinda bluenomatterwho bullshit
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This kinda bluenomatterwho bullshit
The teen Phishhead in me kinda always wanted a drug rug but was never gonna seek one out. Oddly our discount grocery had a bin full for $12 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The teen Phishhead in me kinda always wanted a drug rug but was never gonna seek one out. Oddly our discount grocery had a bin full for $12 🤣
In your thighs
The light, the heat
(Your thighs)
I am cumplete
(Your thighs)
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
(Your thighs)
The light, the heat
(Your thighs)
I am cumplete
(Your thighs)
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
(Your thighs)
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In your thighs
The light, the heat
(Your thighs)
I am cumplete
(Your thighs)
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
(Your thighs)
The light, the heat
(Your thighs)
I am cumplete
(Your thighs)
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
(Your thighs)
That's the moon. I need a new phone 😜
November 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
That's the moon. I need a new phone 😜
I made this bleach shirt years ago and happened to wear it to vote in 2020. The lady processing my info asked, kinda fearfully, "Is that Arabic?" I was so confused.
Yesterday I kinda saw what she saw. Do you see it?
Yesterday I kinda saw what she saw. Do you see it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I made this bleach shirt years ago and happened to wear it to vote in 2020. The lady processing my info asked, kinda fearfully, "Is that Arabic?" I was so confused.
Yesterday I kinda saw what she saw. Do you see it?
Yesterday I kinda saw what she saw. Do you see it?
Customer said teens broke into a vacant property and vandalized it. Poor guy was so embarrassed to bring in this door 😔
November 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Customer said teens broke into a vacant property and vandalized it. Poor guy was so embarrassed to bring in this door 😔
My brother had the shirt made 20+ years ago. I don't love the slogan but some folks do
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My brother had the shirt made 20+ years ago. I don't love the slogan but some folks do
Waiting for The Great Pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Waiting for The Great Pumpkin
Boss bought us El Maguey. This is the Poco Loco (fajita bowl, basically)
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Boss bought us El Maguey. This is the Poco Loco (fajita bowl, basically)
"The Breakfast Club?" I only know this song from Golf Hits
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"The Breakfast Club?" I only know this song from Golf Hits
Mama's mustard green salad
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mama's mustard green salad