Erin Cooper
@drerin-e-c.bsky.social
The feed of my dreams is 10% dumb cybertruck stories and 90% videos of ICE falling on ice
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The feed of my dreams is 10% dumb cybertruck stories and 90% videos of ICE falling on ice
Every morning I kiss my dog on the top of her head and tell her she's my silly goose. Sometimes I mix it up and instead tell her she's very good [at being a bad dog].
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Every morning I kiss my dog on the top of her head and tell her she's my silly goose. Sometimes I mix it up and instead tell her she's very good [at being a bad dog].
Agreed, but I think the point is the difference is between "I don't want them to shoot the kind of people they're likely to shoot" and "my life is also in acute danger"
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Agreed, but I think the point is the difference is between "I don't want them to shoot the kind of people they're likely to shoot" and "my life is also in acute danger"
I heard it was the Citizen Kane of chupacabra films.
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I heard it was the Citizen Kane of chupacabra films.
In the olden days you didn't have to craft your own playlist like a perfect, always shifting work of art, you just bought the greatest hits cassette tape
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
In the olden days you didn't have to craft your own playlist like a perfect, always shifting work of art, you just bought the greatest hits cassette tape
Where are all these ICE agents coming from, anyway?
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Where are all these ICE agents coming from, anyway?
"pile" is very usefully unspecific
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
"pile" is very usefully unspecific
Is this Type 2 fun, or just no fun?
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Is this Type 2 fun, or just no fun?
So I've made negative progress on that goal AND I need to buy more bookshelves
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
So I've made negative progress on that goal AND I need to buy more bookshelves
I also managed to acquire 90 new books that I hadn't read by the end of 2025
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I also managed to acquire 90 new books that I hadn't read by the end of 2025
I read something in the vicinity of 225 books in 2025 (print, digital, and audiobook) but only 15 of those were books that I already owned. Most came from the library, some I acquired over the year.
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I read something in the vicinity of 225 books in 2025 (print, digital, and audiobook) but only 15 of those were books that I already owned. Most came from the library, some I acquired over the year.
Nothing personal but I hope you get the coldest, bitterest, most unbearable winter they've ever experienced.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Nothing personal but I hope you get the coldest, bitterest, most unbearable winter they've ever experienced.
Can't believe I wasted 6 years with this lame ass PhD in marine biology
January 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Can't believe I wasted 6 years with this lame ass PhD in marine biology
I think that with removal of grape jelly, soy sauce, gravy, *and* blood they're really nailing all available markets. Your carpet cleaner could be the last bipartisan thing in this country.
January 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I think that with removal of grape jelly, soy sauce, gravy, *and* blood they're really nailing all available markets. Your carpet cleaner could be the last bipartisan thing in this country.
...that's a pretty solid counterpoint, actually
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
...that's a pretty solid counterpoint, actually
It's why PDX is the best US airport.
December 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It's why PDX is the best US airport.
Another reason to be sad we're running ten degrees above average for December so far. No snowballs, but our second atmospheric river in 2 weeks has even ICE demoralized here.
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Another reason to be sad we're running ten degrees above average for December so far. No snowballs, but our second atmospheric river in 2 weeks has even ICE demoralized here.
All of that hockey gear is literally designed to make close physical contact all but impossible. Maybe his desire to see men do it in their uniforms is a reflection of his own struggle to become *emotionally* close with other men?
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All of that hockey gear is literally designed to make close physical contact all but impossible. Maybe his desire to see men do it in their uniforms is a reflection of his own struggle to become *emotionally* close with other men?
I think he spells it out, he wants more fucking in uniforms. And that's cool if you're into it, but if you've ever been near a hockey player while he's geared up... that stench is its own fetish category.
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I think he spells it out, he wants more fucking in uniforms. And that's cool if you're into it, but if you've ever been near a hockey player while he's geared up... that stench is its own fetish category.
It's like every tv drama set in a high school. You don't really see them doing high school stuff, because the show isn't about going to high school, it's about hot young people doing drugs and banging
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's like every tv drama set in a high school. You don't really see them doing high school stuff, because the show isn't about going to high school, it's about hot young people doing drugs and banging