Been there. The more you're online, the more you know that you know nothing. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

Don't forget to wash your foreskin!

the details make the design

The best bananas ripen with time.
And then they go bad. Rellay quickly.
I mean, happy birthday

Mine held the first Gorillaz album AND one more album, a true marvel of its time

Yes, one of those. With glorious 256 MB of precious space.

And all of that on big dick day, what a time to be alive

The groundbreaking thing about Expedition 33 is that it somehow made videogame-haters turn around and go "games might not be the worst thing ever after all". But since those people are still terrible and toxic, they absolutely will be insufferable when the next game comes out.

Straight up good photo that happens to have a nice dick in it

Finding the best dick in the most unlikely places

It's also not very long

News outlets write it might be revealed today along with the new steam controller. I'd like to have something like it just as a monitor you can strap to your face, but there are cheaper solutions to doing that. There's also the implication of SteamOS on an ARM processor, which is exciting

How the Straights got Poppers Wrong

This Toy Nearly Broke Me (Lovense Review)

Why Puppy Hoods Matter

Consent and Erections - How to Say Yes in Your Sleep

Feet Pics Then vs. Now

What Really Happened to Mr. Hands

I don't even dare ask, I rubbed my schlong all over that thing

Ohoho that cockhead is THICK

Accidentally willed it into existence, woopsie

One day scientists will study the ancient civilisation by excavating the first row of long forgotten funko pop walls

Pretty sure a bunch of years between then and now didn't actually happen