Ugh these Tories are always younger than me but you’d never know because it’s common knowledge that being a total c*nt prematurely ages you

Really, that would be too nice a death for him

Tbh I’d hang out with Quark, but not this guy

What is this ‘influx of followers’ of which you speak? 🙃

She’s a girl called Stella

Furry haunches with humorous placement of the tail

I’ve been using it for 13 months and I’m definitely fitter, I’ve gone from exercising a few times a week to every day!

Just as only builders and kids should wear dungarees (sorry that was what popped into my head)

Can’t get my words in the right order so clearly still traumatised 😭

I really hate that we have to work and stuff

I don’t think Amorim was the right fit but these days they barely give managers a chance before they get rid of them.

Been a United fan all my life and tbh the board haven’t really had much of a clue since Fergie left. I wasn’t a huge fan of Amorim but I’m also not a fan of getting rid of managers after 18 months. Thankfully now I’m older I definitely care less.

This helping

Now we need a holiday from the holiday