He learned a lesson from Macho Man getting injured filming Spider-Man

The next level after a bottle of Malort is Lori Lightfoot

Skubal won’t be traded this offseason

That’s nice

Because you didn’t make a cogent argument and because this isn’t a debate

Giving up after only 8 hours? Doesn’t seem like you’re very committed to correcting the historical record after all.

You're a real dogshit historian

Many people condemned slavery and Jefferson specifically at that time. You're choosing to only count the views of a very small number of people who had power and are ignoring those of the many people at the time who saw slavery for what it was, not to mention the enslaved people themselves.

Happy Felsch was banned from baseball for a reason dammit

Why did you call her sweetie

Had to look up a few of them and was surprised to find out that the Shawn Ryan Show might somehow be worse than the ones I’ve heard of. A former CIA and Blackwater guy interviews military people and mercenaries. Can’t imagine it’s anything but the worst propaganda.

Is Hamels the only newcomer likely to make it to next year’s ballot?

Triple dog dares account for about 1/2 of all visits to Cleveland

Hello people of America, I am a longtime political pundit and I know the key to preventing a full dictatorship, so listen up. A year from now, do something that has proven to be not enough on its own. Yeah, that’s it. Between now and the next election? I dunno, nothing I guess.

Atrocity Exhibition

Many people are talking about Bill Clinton giving Donald Trump a laptap

This is what happens when I rush to be the first to make a joke that isn’t even really worth saying anyway