Professional Writer Dr. Daniel J. Soderburg, Esq. MD/MA
@drdansoderburgmdma.bsky.social
I’m Daniel Soderburg I have bylines in the @nytimes @washingtonpost @thenation @thenurepublic @amatocom @moderncatowner @dancermonthly @75orless @538 please hire me I need money for my children I write ok
wasssup gurrrl
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
wasssup gurrrl
3rrrrd bassssse
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 AM
3rrrrd bassssse
i don't recall saying I was a "good one"
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 AM
i don't recall saying I was a "good one"
middle aged guys with squinty eyes and a gradually greying beard need to rise up. so sick of right wing grifters making us look like assholes. yeah I'll take a selfy in my car while I'm driving over Nick Shirley's skull like he's Phil Leatardo
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 AM
middle aged guys with squinty eyes and a gradually greying beard need to rise up. so sick of right wing grifters making us look like assholes. yeah I'll take a selfy in my car while I'm driving over Nick Shirley's skull like he's Phil Leatardo
this is good news but Bitcoin people will never suffer as much as they deserve to suffer. Hot pitchforks in the center of hell. I want a mixtape of their screeches of suffering
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 AM
this is good news but Bitcoin people will never suffer as much as they deserve to suffer. Hot pitchforks in the center of hell. I want a mixtape of their screeches of suffering
on the phone: "Hey...yeah so he chose die....yeah i know....look he'll probably die going over that ramp with a picture of a skull on it...no i get it. yeah it's not the same thing....oh come on, please don't put me on with legal...yeah i'll hold"
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 AM
on the phone: "Hey...yeah so he chose die....yeah i know....look he'll probably die going over that ramp with a picture of a skull on it...no i get it. yeah it's not the same thing....oh come on, please don't put me on with legal...yeah i'll hold"
"ermm ackuallyyyy he's border pat-" like shut the fuck up. You're literally why all this shit is happening. Shut the fuck up you weird useless goblins
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
"ermm ackuallyyyy he's border pat-" like shut the fuck up. You're literally why all this shit is happening. Shut the fuck up you weird useless goblins
hopefully theres a short of
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
hopefully theres a short of
mike johnson walking in on his son jackin it
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
mike johnson walking in on his son jackin it
because the imaginary Bailey's told him to? also because he's functionally r.........d?
October 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
because the imaginary Bailey's told him to? also because he's functionally r.........d?
who could have predicted a president would have shut down the entire gov't bc he is a pedophile. actually that's very believable we prob should stop electing pedophiles
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
who could have predicted a president would have shut down the entire gov't bc he is a pedophile. actually that's very believable we prob should stop electing pedophiles
racist
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
racist
what i'm saying i have prostate cancer
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
what i'm saying i have prostate cancer
ironically that's similar to my doctor's diagnosis the other day "by HPV"
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ironically that's similar to my doctor's diagnosis the other day "by HPV"
just remember you can always eat the rich. long pig
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
just remember you can always eat the rich. long pig
keep in mind the money has been allocated. this is just the trump admin being cartoonishly evil
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
keep in mind the money has been allocated. this is just the trump admin being cartoonishly evil
not the first mormons to slay a bunch of buffaloes
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
not the first mormons to slay a bunch of buffaloes
breaking: Cambridge police tell reporter they finally have something to do, possibly, allegedly
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
breaking: Cambridge police tell reporter they finally have something to do, possibly, allegedly
i dunno if i'd be quoting David Frum. like even if he randomly made a good point that dude needs to be redacted redacted in his redacted. just a spray of redacted across the redacted redacted
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i dunno if i'd be quoting David Frum. like even if he randomly made a good point that dude needs to be redacted redacted in his redacted. just a spray of redacted across the redacted redacted
oh. because he's a pedophile?
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
oh. because he's a pedophile?
i'll give him credit he's slightly less morbidly obese now. man's working on himself at least, cutting down on the "crisps" or whatever they call it on pedophile island
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i'll give him credit he's slightly less morbidly obese now. man's working on himself at least, cutting down on the "crisps" or whatever they call it on pedophile island