Dr. Butt Lasers
@drbuttlasers.bsky.social
Retro Variety Streamer
Mostly around the 16-bit to 32-bit eras. Occasionally playing something modern if I want to.
https://www.twitch.tv/drbuttlasers
I complain about Star Trek a lot because I love it.
Mostly around the 16-bit to 32-bit eras. Occasionally playing something modern if I want to.
https://www.twitch.tv/drbuttlasers
I complain about Star Trek a lot because I love it.
It's that time of year again where LED highbeams flashbang you every 20-30 seconds as you're trying to find out where your lane is under the rain and foliage!
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's that time of year again where LED highbeams flashbang you every 20-30 seconds as you're trying to find out where your lane is under the rain and foliage!
Jacques Renault has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jacques Renault has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Getting ready to shoot robits for the forseeable future!
October 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Getting ready to shoot robits for the forseeable future!
Making Trek writers laugh is my favourite pastime.
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Making Trek writers laugh is my favourite pastime.
I don't usually like fancasting things but Hamish Linklater would be a perfect lead for a Star Trek.
He's got the perfect commanding voice that I wanna hear say 'Shields up'.
He's got the perfect commanding voice that I wanna hear say 'Shields up'.
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I don't usually like fancasting things but Hamish Linklater would be a perfect lead for a Star Trek.
He's got the perfect commanding voice that I wanna hear say 'Shields up'.
He's got the perfect commanding voice that I wanna hear say 'Shields up'.
Watching Alien: Earth and this dude has huge Harry Dean Stanton bone structure. I hope he has a very long, fulfilling career as a beloved character actor.
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Watching Alien: Earth and this dude has huge Harry Dean Stanton bone structure. I hope he has a very long, fulfilling career as a beloved character actor.
So I'm trying a bunch of different alternative diet options to help bust this guy and I gotta say - cottage cheese is kinda good?
I thought it would be gross slop but the slop is palatable. Blueberries also help.
I thought it would be gross slop but the slop is palatable. Blueberries also help.
September 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So I'm trying a bunch of different alternative diet options to help bust this guy and I gotta say - cottage cheese is kinda good?
I thought it would be gross slop but the slop is palatable. Blueberries also help.
I thought it would be gross slop but the slop is palatable. Blueberries also help.
Okay the real winner of the Nintendo Direct was baby Waluigi.
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Okay the real winner of the Nintendo Direct was baby Waluigi.
If we get a LEGO DS9 set I will scream. It'll be a guttural, earth shattering scream. A scream that will shock the neighbourhood and waste emergency service resources on an unnecessary call.
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If we get a LEGO DS9 set I will scream. It'll be a guttural, earth shattering scream. A scream that will shock the neighbourhood and waste emergency service resources on an unnecessary call.
Folks, I'm sorry to say it - but The Paper is good.
September 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Folks, I'm sorry to say it - but The Paper is good.
I want to do zoom. Work days should be shorter to allow more time for motorcycles.
September 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I want to do zoom. Work days should be shorter to allow more time for motorcycles.
Remember when the world gave us the clearest sign of which path we should be going down, and instead of listening we just decided to go into a death spiral for 10 years to the point of (probably) no return?
August 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Remember when the world gave us the clearest sign of which path we should be going down, and instead of listening we just decided to go into a death spiral for 10 years to the point of (probably) no return?
Do you think anyone has ever used Nintendo Power when cutting out letters for a ransom note?
Like if your husband is tied up in a basement and you get a note asking for $50,000 and it has that whacky ass C from Castlevania in there?
Like if your husband is tied up in a basement and you get a note asking for $50,000 and it has that whacky ass C from Castlevania in there?
August 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Do you think anyone has ever used Nintendo Power when cutting out letters for a ransom note?
Like if your husband is tied up in a basement and you get a note asking for $50,000 and it has that whacky ass C from Castlevania in there?
Like if your husband is tied up in a basement and you get a note asking for $50,000 and it has that whacky ass C from Castlevania in there?
It doesn't even let me click one of them. lmao
July 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It doesn't even let me click one of them. lmao
You sweet idiots.
You delightful morons.
You have no idea.
You delightful morons.
You have no idea.
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You sweet idiots.
You delightful morons.
You have no idea.
You delightful morons.
You have no idea.
90% of dudes' dating profiles are quotes from the back of a frozen meal.
July 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
90% of dudes' dating profiles are quotes from the back of a frozen meal.
#StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds Gorn be like
July 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
#StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds Gorn be like
"You died so hard you never even existed. That's what you get for trying, idiot."
July 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"You died so hard you never even existed. That's what you get for trying, idiot."
Day by day I clean up my stream set up and work on ~actually~ upkeeping my commands and redeems.
Soon I'll be streamin' again! Promise! For realsies! No foolin'!
Soon I'll be streamin' again! Promise! For realsies! No foolin'!
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Day by day I clean up my stream set up and work on ~actually~ upkeeping my commands and redeems.
Soon I'll be streamin' again! Promise! For realsies! No foolin'!
Soon I'll be streamin' again! Promise! For realsies! No foolin'!
*STAR TREK VOYAGER SPOILER?*
Remember that episode of Voyager where the Doctor makes a holographic family and invites his friends over to meet them? Then B'Elanna gets so jealous that his family is happy that she reprograms them so his daughter dies playing sports?
Voyager is fucked up, dude.
Remember that episode of Voyager where the Doctor makes a holographic family and invites his friends over to meet them? Then B'Elanna gets so jealous that his family is happy that she reprograms them so his daughter dies playing sports?
Voyager is fucked up, dude.
June 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
*STAR TREK VOYAGER SPOILER?*
Remember that episode of Voyager where the Doctor makes a holographic family and invites his friends over to meet them? Then B'Elanna gets so jealous that his family is happy that she reprograms them so his daughter dies playing sports?
Voyager is fucked up, dude.
Remember that episode of Voyager where the Doctor makes a holographic family and invites his friends over to meet them? Then B'Elanna gets so jealous that his family is happy that she reprograms them so his daughter dies playing sports?
Voyager is fucked up, dude.