Doctor* Bluman
drbluman.bsky.social
Doctor* Bluman
@drbluman.bsky.social
*not really a doctor
omgggg
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sentnoritis
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh so we finna see a drag race today huh
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I know the hot dog meme is super played out but c’mon man
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
counterpoint: ........ who? never heard of him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
lindsey i can't
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Not sure it quite ticks all the boxes here, but my pick would be Battle Cry of Freedom
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Except this time the undercurrent of self-loathing is made explicit!
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
lol esme morgan i apologize i was not familiar with your game
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i mean either way it's gross obv but jesus christ
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
boy that "+" contains fuckin multitudes huh
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m onto you
a man is standing on a basketball court holding a ball
ALT: a man is standing on a basketball court holding a ball
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Free Ella Stevens
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I was going to suggest roasting the bejeezus out of them with some kind of sweet acidic glaze and then realized I was just approximating this recipe
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
oh yes our game of "dad knows everything" was very quickly downgraded to "dad knows most things" and then "dad knows some things"
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
bro if hr shows up to that meeting you're in big trouble
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
it's begging to be the first clip in a montage of plane crashes and other accidents backed by "we'll meet again" from the end of dr strangelove
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fuckin NFLPA-ass political party
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jaelin loves the truck stick
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM