Beau
@drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social
Lapsed historian, having the best mid-life crisis. Personal account: all the stupid opinions expressed are entirely my own, and nobody else's. he/him
However bad your day is looking, at least you haven’t woken up today to be reminded by the internet of that time eight years ago when you completely imagined a terrorist attack in Selfridges.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
However bad your day is looking, at least you haven’t woken up today to be reminded by the internet of that time eight years ago when you completely imagined a terrorist attack in Selfridges.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
On Doctor Who Day, let’s have your favourite Earth-2 Doctor.
(This feels like a no-brainer…)
(This feels like a no-brainer…)
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
On Doctor Who Day, let’s have your favourite Earth-2 Doctor.
(This feels like a no-brainer…)
(This feels like a no-brainer…)
Hmm, I wonder what’s happening back over on Twi… oh my dear sweet lord.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hmm, I wonder what’s happening back over on Twi… oh my dear sweet lord.
Building a squad of Saturnine Terminators.
Sometime you need to use a scalpel. Sometimes you just need to use a Bosch.
#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #HorusHeresy
Sometime you need to use a scalpel. Sometimes you just need to use a Bosch.
#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #HorusHeresy
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Building a squad of Saturnine Terminators.
Sometime you need to use a scalpel. Sometimes you just need to use a Bosch.
#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #HorusHeresy
Sometime you need to use a scalpel. Sometimes you just need to use a Bosch.
#Nerdlings #WarhammerCommunity #HorusHeresy
I see the Postecoglou Effect is finally starting to kick in at Nottingham Forest.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I see the Postecoglou Effect is finally starting to kick in at Nottingham Forest.
As soon as humans introduced them to the concept of Christianity, it was really only a matter of time before they needed beer.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
As soon as humans introduced them to the concept of Christianity, it was really only a matter of time before they needed beer.
I can see how she was an absolute shoe-in for the role.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can see how she was an absolute shoe-in for the role.
I think I know what Arne Slot’s getting for Christmas…
The sack.
The sack.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think I know what Arne Slot’s getting for Christmas…
The sack.
The sack.
I’m looking for a good camera as a gift, but I know nothing about photography.
I am however deeply impressed by this bad boy’s unabashed confidence.
I am however deeply impressed by this bad boy’s unabashed confidence.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m looking for a good camera as a gift, but I know nothing about photography.
I am however deeply impressed by this bad boy’s unabashed confidence.
I am however deeply impressed by this bad boy’s unabashed confidence.
That’s a big boast, Olympus.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That’s a big boast, Olympus.
A genuine lifesaver if you ever happen to get bitten by Ed Sheeran.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A genuine lifesaver if you ever happen to get bitten by Ed Sheeran.
This must have been what it was like when Saruman decided to throw his lot in with Sauron.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This must have been what it was like when Saruman decided to throw his lot in with Sauron.
Oscar, I’m really not sure that chess is your game, mate.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Oscar, I’m really not sure that chess is your game, mate.
I’m thinking that the heavy-duty looking knife blade and the engraver look like they’ll add some extra options (and I can probably sneakily use them for some #nerdling stuff of my own while I’m at it): but frankly I’m out of my element here. Help is sought!
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m thinking that the heavy-duty looking knife blade and the engraver look like they’ll add some extra options (and I can probably sneakily use them for some #nerdling stuff of my own while I’m at it): but frankly I’m out of my element here. Help is sought!
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Err, I think you’ll find that’s in Berkshire…
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Err, I think you’ll find that’s in Berkshire…
72,062.
Thanks for the morning mental stimulation, fellow commuter!
Thanks for the morning mental stimulation, fellow commuter!
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
72,062.
Thanks for the morning mental stimulation, fellow commuter!
Thanks for the morning mental stimulation, fellow commuter!
Seriously Oscar, what the hell
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Seriously Oscar, what the hell
Frickin’ Russians with frickin’ laser beams!
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Frickin’ Russians with frickin’ laser beams!
I don’t know about you, but I stay up all night wishing that we had a home guard to defend us from the constant threat of military invasion…
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don’t know about you, but I stay up all night wishing that we had a home guard to defend us from the constant threat of military invasion…
The radio just said it’s three degrees outside, and I’ve just checked and it’s true!
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The radio just said it’s three degrees outside, and I’ve just checked and it’s true!
Hang on, is his name H8J8JERG?
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hang on, is his name H8J8JERG?
Remarkable beige coat & cardigan combination here from Stephen o’Donnell at half time in the Scotland game.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Remarkable beige coat & cardigan combination here from Stephen o’Donnell at half time in the Scotland game.
There’s only one man who can get to the bottom of this…
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There’s only one man who can get to the bottom of this…