Andrew Burgess
@drandrewburgess.bsky.social
Research Development | Grant Writing | ex-Scientist (Cell Division Lab, Mitosis, Cancer, Microscopy) | Bodyboarding | Gold Coast 🇦🇺 |
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Opinions are my own
Super Talented Wife: vrmorrison.com rosemorrisonartist.com
To be fair the majority of people we interacted with were amazing beautiful people, and overall France was an amazing place. But there is a distinct minority who were less than pleasant. Unrelatedly here’s a map.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
To be fair the majority of people we interacted with were amazing beautiful people, and overall France was an amazing place. But there is a distinct minority who were less than pleasant. Unrelatedly here’s a map.
If #Albo was really cool he would have worn this enJoyCellDivision tshirt instead. Cause we all know microtubules will tear us apart #JoyDivision
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If #Albo was really cool he would have worn this enJoyCellDivision tshirt instead. Cause we all know microtubules will tear us apart #JoyDivision
Gosh darn now I can retire
October 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Gosh darn now I can retire
Release the AldiFiles!!!!
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Release the AldiFiles!!!!
You can lead a plane to water but you can’t make it dri…😳
August 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You can lead a plane to water but you can’t make it dri…😳
I know I look like a dufus on my scooter…but getting swooped on a cold winters day in BrisVegas is a tad much no?
August 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I know I look like a dufus on my scooter…but getting swooped on a cold winters day in BrisVegas is a tad much no?
These two charts sum up just how bad things have gotten. The flip side is the massive increased pressure on low-success rates for grant funding, creating huge waste of resources on failed applications, further reducing our R&D capacity.
August 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These two charts sum up just how bad things have gotten. The flip side is the massive increased pressure on low-success rates for grant funding, creating huge waste of resources on failed applications, further reducing our R&D capacity.
Pictures don’t lie
August 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Pictures don’t lie
May 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
To clarify, you can hold a maximum of 5 terms across the 3 Leadership Levels. Here are some examples of how that might play out through someone's career. The Investigator scheme was always designed for repeat winners at the leadership level.
May 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
To clarify, you can hold a maximum of 5 terms across the 3 Leadership Levels. Here are some examples of how that might play out through someone's career. The Investigator scheme was always designed for repeat winners at the leadership level.
Finally got around to doing some analysis on what reapplying #NHMRC investigator grant holders* are having on the scheme.
L2/L3 heavily impacted, with ~70% of the 2025 round going to previous winners.
Food for thought for 1st timers trying to get in
*dependent on identical names across rounds.
L2/L3 heavily impacted, with ~70% of the 2025 round going to previous winners.
Food for thought for 1st timers trying to get in
*dependent on identical names across rounds.
May 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Finally got around to doing some analysis on what reapplying #NHMRC investigator grant holders* are having on the scheme.
L2/L3 heavily impacted, with ~70% of the 2025 round going to previous winners.
Food for thought for 1st timers trying to get in
*dependent on identical names across rounds.
L2/L3 heavily impacted, with ~70% of the 2025 round going to previous winners.
Food for thought for 1st timers trying to get in
*dependent on identical names across rounds.
December 23, 2024 at 4:21 AM
30 years ago I snuck into my first #Custard concert as a 17y old…was awesome to see them again live. Have been trying to see them since 2018 but a snapped achillies and 2x Covid…got in the way. 4th times the charm…So much fun and joy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
30 years ago I snuck into my first #Custard concert as a 17y old…was awesome to see them again live. Have been trying to see them since 2018 but a snapped achillies and 2x Covid…got in the way. 4th times the charm…So much fun and joy.
Well I guess everyone is doing this so here is my year in review not on #spotify, but #AppleMusic
Surprisingly my daughter constantly using my account hasn’t seemed to result in Taylor Swift topping the charts. Hanging out to see #Custard live in a few weeks 🥳
Surprisingly my daughter constantly using my account hasn’t seemed to result in Taylor Swift topping the charts. Hanging out to see #Custard live in a few weeks 🥳
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Well I guess everyone is doing this so here is my year in review not on #spotify, but #AppleMusic
Surprisingly my daughter constantly using my account hasn’t seemed to result in Taylor Swift topping the charts. Hanging out to see #Custard live in a few weeks 🥳
Surprisingly my daughter constantly using my account hasn’t seemed to result in Taylor Swift topping the charts. Hanging out to see #Custard live in a few weeks 🥳
One must hold it correctly
December 3, 2024 at 11:47 AM
One must hold it correctly
And heres another one....must be a raining day with no car or something.
Its tricky to run DNA gels down, right on time, its tricky....Its just like that, its the way it is.
#RunDMC #DNA #SciencePun
Its tricky to run DNA gels down, right on time, its tricky....Its just like that, its the way it is.
#RunDMC #DNA #SciencePun
November 30, 2024 at 2:25 AM
And heres another one....must be a raining day with no car or something.
Its tricky to run DNA gels down, right on time, its tricky....Its just like that, its the way it is.
#RunDMC #DNA #SciencePun
Its tricky to run DNA gels down, right on time, its tricky....Its just like that, its the way it is.
#RunDMC #DNA #SciencePun
New #SciencePun #tshirt available. enJOY cellDIVISION....microtubules will tear us apart!
#JoyDivision #pun
#JoyDivision #pun
November 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
New #SciencePun #tshirt available. enJOY cellDIVISION....microtubules will tear us apart!
#JoyDivision #pun
#JoyDivision #pun