Drakeon
@drakeon.bsky.social
From Twitter, animal and Pokemon lover, comedian and hopeless romantic, Pronouns are He/Him/They/Them you know the drill. Oh also fuck the Muskrat and Palworld (in a bad way!)
Yes but only because it looks like she has an eye on her arm and thus some kind of elderitch/biblical monster.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Yes but only because it looks like she has an eye on her arm and thus some kind of elderitch/biblical monster.
That's actually the same nickname as my college girlf-
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That's actually the same nickname as my college girlf-
So trans Ellie Sattler is the most obvious answer but 1. it's boring and 2. I know you don't like JP because of the effect if had on the general public's perception of dinosaurs so instead hear me out:
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So trans Ellie Sattler is the most obvious answer but 1. it's boring and 2. I know you don't like JP because of the effect if had on the general public's perception of dinosaurs so instead hear me out:
When you realize mama Megatherium is charging straight towards you
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you realize mama Megatherium is charging straight towards you
IS THAT PROCOPTODON?!?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7kv...
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
IS THAT PROCOPTODON?!?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7kv...
So. Mega Barbaracle is apparently rock/fighting type. And I'm using a Mega Hawlucha.
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So. Mega Barbaracle is apparently rock/fighting type. And I'm using a Mega Hawlucha.
As a survivor I yearned for the sea.
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
As a survivor I yearned for the sea.
What the fuck?! How is anyone supposed to afford this?!?!
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What the fuck?! How is anyone supposed to afford this?!?!
Damn I know the JP Dilo's incredibly inaccurate but that's just cold.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Damn I know the JP Dilo's incredibly inaccurate but that's just cold.
When you've got so much youtube brainrot that you can make a pitch for a *checks notes* rug business and convince people that you have a passion for rug design even though you just randomly chose the idea
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When you've got so much youtube brainrot that you can make a pitch for a *checks notes* rug business and convince people that you have a passion for rug design even though you just randomly chose the idea
Can't wait to pause my ZA playthrough until I get the Delphoxite.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can't wait to pause my ZA playthrough until I get the Delphoxite.
*raspy but coddling villain voice* BRONTIKENS
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
*raspy but coddling villain voice* BRONTIKENS
Is... Is that guy dabbing?
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is... Is that guy dabbing?
There was also a random guy who suggested that Stegosaurus plates were used for flight. Yoshi can also magically fly and has a very long tongue like a pangolin which was what Stegos were first thought to look like despite both being herbivores even though pangolins obviously aren't...
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There was also a random guy who suggested that Stegosaurus plates were used for flight. Yoshi can also magically fly and has a very long tongue like a pangolin which was what Stegos were first thought to look like despite both being herbivores even though pangolins obviously aren't...
PChal has prepared me for this.
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
PChal has prepared me for this.
Hear me out, Yoshi is a heavily stylized Scelidosaurus and the "saddle" is meant to represent the osteoderms.
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Hear me out, Yoshi is a heavily stylized Scelidosaurus and the "saddle" is meant to represent the osteoderms.
My elementary school's library had this one dinosaur fact book that for the life of me I can't remember the title of but I remember the cover looked something like this with a JP raptor (for some reason Idk why) on the cover and 8 yo me loved it so much that after I found it I just kept renewing it.
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My elementary school's library had this one dinosaur fact book that for the life of me I can't remember the title of but I remember the cover looked something like this with a JP raptor (for some reason Idk why) on the cover and 8 yo me loved it so much that after I found it I just kept renewing it.
There is only one correct kind of Pachyrhinosaurus habitat and that's the kind with a big ass river surrounded by a boreal forest a la the WWD movie.
Yes I know if needs work but shhh.
Yes I know if needs work but shhh.
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
There is only one correct kind of Pachyrhinosaurus habitat and that's the kind with a big ass river surrounded by a boreal forest a la the WWD movie.
Yes I know if needs work but shhh.
Yes I know if needs work but shhh.