Drag Station Alpha
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Drag queens in space - need I say more?
Wormholes ranked, #8! Deep Space Nine. Super impressive wormhole opening scene in the pilot, but the subsequent credits shots made it look like it could use some Ty-Dee-Bol.
a black hole in the middle of a galaxy in space
Alt: In Deep Space Nine, the wormhole suddenly appears in space.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Wormholes ranked, #8! Deep Space Nine. Super impressive wormhole opening scene in the pilot, but the subsequent credits shots made it look like it could use some Ty-Dee-Bol.
Wormholes, ranked! #9 - The wormhole from the 90s TV show Sliders. It kinda looked like a cosmic Werther's Original, but heck, the guy from My Secret Identity sure was trying.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Wormholes, ranked! #9 - The wormhole from the 90s TV show Sliders. It kinda looked like a cosmic Werther's Original, but heck, the guy from My Secret Identity sure was trying.
So many science terms that make excellent drag names...
Polly Esther
Urine Fineform
Sally Furic
Nan Nites
Polly Esther
Urine Fineform
Sally Furic
Nan Nites
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So many science terms that make excellent drag names...
Polly Esther
Urine Fineform
Sally Furic
Nan Nites
Polly Esther
Urine Fineform
Sally Furic
Nan Nites
Top 10 wormholes - #10: Stargate SG-1 (a bit patchy).
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Top 10 wormholes - #10: Stargate SG-1 (a bit patchy).
My new antidepressant is a disturbing shade of yellow. Doc tells me they don't see colors on Tantalus VII.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My new antidepressant is a disturbing shade of yellow. Doc tells me they don't see colors on Tantalus VII.
The QBOSS and I have come to an arrangement. If I don't tell the USO how ramshackle Drag Station Alpha really is, she won't torment me with any more simulation room testing. She offered to make any of my fantasies come true. So naturally I asked for... tons of balls.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The QBOSS and I have come to an arrangement. If I don't tell the USO how ramshackle Drag Station Alpha really is, she won't torment me with any more simulation room testing. She offered to make any of my fantasies come true. So naturally I asked for... tons of balls.
Decided to do an Inception on QBOSS. Asked the simulation room to make a simulation of Frau QBOSS herself.
Result: She was not amused.
Result: She was not amused.
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Decided to do an Inception on QBOSS. Asked the simulation room to make a simulation of Frau QBOSS herself.
Result: She was not amused.
Result: She was not amused.
Today's Spacle puzzle solution was KOLOTH.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Today's Spacle puzzle solution was KOLOTH.
Took a break from testing the simulation room, and the QBOSS beamed me into the room while I was sleeping. I woke up to whatever THIS was. Call it Q-Tip World.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Took a break from testing the simulation room, and the QBOSS beamed me into the room while I was sleeping. I woke up to whatever THIS was. Call it Q-Tip World.
Day 4 of the simulation room tests. Finally I did what I should've done at the start.
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 4 of the simulation room tests. Finally I did what I should've done at the start.
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
Request: Drag Race!
Result: Of course I got season 1. With Vaseline smeared over the lens, over the queens, over me, and over everything else. I'm still wiping it off from between my toes...
While I was doing the sim room testing, I dug out some old boxed supplies for the food synthesizer machines. Can you believe this was ever a thing?? Nowadays it's all Arrakiss Spice Lattes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
While I was doing the sim room testing, I dug out some old boxed supplies for the food synthesizer machines. Can you believe this was ever a thing?? Nowadays it's all Arrakiss Spice Lattes.
Day 3 of the simulation room tests. I swear my twin brother would do better on this than me...
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 3 of the simulation room tests. I swear my twin brother would do better on this than me...
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
Request: a bowl of popcorn.
Result: This was actually a bit fun... until the hot melted butter.
Day 2 of the simulation room testing.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 2 of the simulation room testing.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
Request: "A friendly kitty to play with."
Result: I'm going to need makeup to cover these scratches until the medbed's free.
The QBOSS (Queen Bee Operating Software System) has asked me to spend the week running some tests on the simulation room for Drag Station Alpha after my skating 'incident' (she calls it an incident. I call it 'ice turned to Jell-O and I nearly sprained my little Peggy Fleming ankles).
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The QBOSS (Queen Bee Operating Software System) has asked me to spend the week running some tests on the simulation room for Drag Station Alpha after my skating 'incident' (she calls it an incident. I call it 'ice turned to Jell-O and I nearly sprained my little Peggy Fleming ankles).
Dinosaur week concludes with Ringo Starr (!), Barbara Bach (!), Dennis Quaid (!), Shelley Long (!) and John Matuszak (!) team up in 1981's painfully unfunny comedy Caveman. Less sword-and-sorcery, more bored-and-forcery.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dinosaur week concludes with Ringo Starr (!), Barbara Bach (!), Dennis Quaid (!), Shelley Long (!) and John Matuszak (!) team up in 1981's painfully unfunny comedy Caveman. Less sword-and-sorcery, more bored-and-forcery.
I'm gonna skedaddle down to the simulation room on my little Peggy Fleming legs and get some skating in during this extra DST hour.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm gonna skedaddle down to the simulation room on my little Peggy Fleming legs and get some skating in during this extra DST hour.
Dinosaur week continues with Japan's Destroy All Monsters (1968)! (But what if we'd rather not?)
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dinosaur week continues with Japan's Destroy All Monsters (1968)! (But what if we'd rather not?)
Happy Halloween! Photo by Paulo Vinicius Sousa Barbosa: www.pexels.com/photo/cat-in...
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Halloween! Photo by Paulo Vinicius Sousa Barbosa: www.pexels.com/photo/cat-in...
Dinosaur week! In 1952's Untamed Women, "Savage beauties who feared no animal...yet fell before the touch of men!" Sure, sure. Dinosaurs, Amazons, descendants of Druids, and...armadillos?
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dinosaur week! In 1952's Untamed Women, "Savage beauties who feared no animal...yet fell before the touch of men!" Sure, sure. Dinosaurs, Amazons, descendants of Druids, and...armadillos?
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Portland comes to the rescue! 🛟
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Portland comes to the rescue! 🛟
Dinosaur (lizard?) week continues with One Million B.C. (1940). They sure grow em big in prehistoric times...
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dinosaur (lizard?) week continues with One Million B.C. (1940). They sure grow em big in prehistoric times...
"Pain dials"? What is this, the Mirror Universe?
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Pain dials"? What is this, the Mirror Universe?
Dinosaur week! King Kong (1933) had the King face off against a T-Rex, as we all wanted to see (and hear Fay Wray scream and scream, natch): www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvD3...
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Dinosaur week! King Kong (1933) had the King face off against a T-Rex, as we all wanted to see (and hear Fay Wray scream and scream, natch): www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvD3...
Dinosaur week! The Lost World (1925) brought dinosaurs to the big screen for the first time.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Dinosaur week! The Lost World (1925) brought dinosaurs to the big screen for the first time.
Well, time to check my Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs that I bought as my retirement savings and see how they're doing...
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Well, time to check my Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs that I bought as my retirement savings and see how they're doing...