DragonRift 🎮🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
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He/him | Married | Artist | gamer | movie dork | food lover | nostalgia addict | avid ranter/reviewer of such subjects.
I bitch a lot on here. 😜
I bitch a lot on here. 😜
Trying to teach your cat to play board games with you is trickier than we had anticipated.
Probably shouldn't have started with Trivial Pursuit. 🤔 Poor fella has only been around a year, and expecting him to know what year during WWII the Battle of the Bulge took place is asking a bit much.
Probably shouldn't have started with Trivial Pursuit. 🤔 Poor fella has only been around a year, and expecting him to know what year during WWII the Battle of the Bulge took place is asking a bit much.
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trying to teach your cat to play board games with you is trickier than we had anticipated.
Probably shouldn't have started with Trivial Pursuit. 🤔 Poor fella has only been around a year, and expecting him to know what year during WWII the Battle of the Bulge took place is asking a bit much.
Probably shouldn't have started with Trivial Pursuit. 🤔 Poor fella has only been around a year, and expecting him to know what year during WWII the Battle of the Bulge took place is asking a bit much.
Me, after reminding myself that all the ex-friends and deranged family members that I blocked from all social media and my phone back in January are still blocked...
... and have no idea how my life is going.
They will remain blocked indefinitely.
Moral: Disassociating is a good thing. Do it.
... and have no idea how my life is going.
They will remain blocked indefinitely.
Moral: Disassociating is a good thing. Do it.
Father Ted GIF
ALT: Father Ted GIF
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November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Me, after reminding myself that all the ex-friends and deranged family members that I blocked from all social media and my phone back in January are still blocked...
... and have no idea how my life is going.
They will remain blocked indefinitely.
Moral: Disassociating is a good thing. Do it.
... and have no idea how my life is going.
They will remain blocked indefinitely.
Moral: Disassociating is a good thing. Do it.
Ninja Gaiden 4 is getting temporarily shelved. I'm either hitting burnout from playing the others recently, or the fact that 4 is just insanely monotonous.
The combat is excellent, but I can only take fighting wave after wave of repetitive mobs in a repetitive landscape for so long.
The combat is excellent, but I can only take fighting wave after wave of repetitive mobs in a repetitive landscape for so long.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ninja Gaiden 4 is getting temporarily shelved. I'm either hitting burnout from playing the others recently, or the fact that 4 is just insanely monotonous.
The combat is excellent, but I can only take fighting wave after wave of repetitive mobs in a repetitive landscape for so long.
The combat is excellent, but I can only take fighting wave after wave of repetitive mobs in a repetitive landscape for so long.
Calcifer is doing much better on the "no kitties on the counter" rule, so now he just politely watches us cook dinner from the garbage can. 😅
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Calcifer is doing much better on the "no kitties on the counter" rule, so now he just politely watches us cook dinner from the garbage can. 😅
I swear to Christ, if that D.A.R.E. program from the 90s were about video game peer pressure instead of drugs, I would have failed it spectacularly. 😐
So yeah... I am beyond fucked. 😂
So yeah... I am beyond fucked. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I swear to Christ, if that D.A.R.E. program from the 90s were about video game peer pressure instead of drugs, I would have failed it spectacularly. 😐
So yeah... I am beyond fucked. 😂
So yeah... I am beyond fucked. 😂
I don't think we can hate on the cover art of Switch 2 games enough.
The glaring block of text at the bottom with the QR code is so blatantly unnecessary, it's almost as if Nintendo is trying to mock physical collectors. 🙄
The glaring block of text at the bottom with the QR code is so blatantly unnecessary, it's almost as if Nintendo is trying to mock physical collectors. 🙄
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I don't think we can hate on the cover art of Switch 2 games enough.
The glaring block of text at the bottom with the QR code is so blatantly unnecessary, it's almost as if Nintendo is trying to mock physical collectors. 🙄
The glaring block of text at the bottom with the QR code is so blatantly unnecessary, it's almost as if Nintendo is trying to mock physical collectors. 🙄
Well.... my first foray into this goofy nonsense, and I'll have to admit, I see the appeal.
My wife strung me along a bit with helpful tips and being my sidekick, but it roped me in linger than I expected. 😅
Level 23 already. I'm so going to regret caving in, I know it.
My wife strung me along a bit with helpful tips and being my sidekick, but it roped me in linger than I expected. 😅
Level 23 already. I'm so going to regret caving in, I know it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Well.... my first foray into this goofy nonsense, and I'll have to admit, I see the appeal.
My wife strung me along a bit with helpful tips and being my sidekick, but it roped me in linger than I expected. 😅
Level 23 already. I'm so going to regret caving in, I know it.
My wife strung me along a bit with helpful tips and being my sidekick, but it roped me in linger than I expected. 😅
Level 23 already. I'm so going to regret caving in, I know it.
My wife, begging me to join her in Fortnite vs me... 😐
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My wife, begging me to join her in Fortnite vs me... 😐
Holy shitballs, I SUUUCK at this!! 🤣
The combat is slick as hell, and I love the style so far, but god damn, I am getting absolutely pulverized at every boss encounter.
I can handle soulsbornes just fine. This? Yeah, normal difficulty doesn't fuck around. 😅
The combat is slick as hell, and I love the style so far, but god damn, I am getting absolutely pulverized at every boss encounter.
I can handle soulsbornes just fine. This? Yeah, normal difficulty doesn't fuck around. 😅
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Holy shitballs, I SUUUCK at this!! 🤣
The combat is slick as hell, and I love the style so far, but god damn, I am getting absolutely pulverized at every boss encounter.
I can handle soulsbornes just fine. This? Yeah, normal difficulty doesn't fuck around. 😅
The combat is slick as hell, and I love the style so far, but god damn, I am getting absolutely pulverized at every boss encounter.
I can handle soulsbornes just fine. This? Yeah, normal difficulty doesn't fuck around. 😅
*SIIIIIGGGHHHHH* 😐
48 hours in and she's already level 66... She's officially addicted.
48 hours in and she's already level 66... She's officially addicted.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
*SIIIIIGGGHHHHH* 😐
48 hours in and she's already level 66... She's officially addicted.
48 hours in and she's already level 66... She's officially addicted.
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The following 26 states/districts are suing the federal government for freezing November SNAP payments:
California
Connecticut
Colorado
Delaware
DC
Hawai'i
Illinois
Kansas
Kentucky
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Nevada
NJ
N Mexico
NY
N Carolina
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
California
Connecticut
Colorado
Delaware
DC
Hawai'i
Illinois
Kansas
Kentucky
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Nevada
NJ
N Mexico
NY
N Carolina
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The following 26 states/districts are suing the federal government for freezing November SNAP payments:
California
Connecticut
Colorado
Delaware
DC
Hawai'i
Illinois
Kansas
Kentucky
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Nevada
NJ
N Mexico
NY
N Carolina
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
California
Connecticut
Colorado
Delaware
DC
Hawai'i
Illinois
Kansas
Kentucky
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Nevada
NJ
N Mexico
NY
N Carolina
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Ninja Gaiden 2 Black is definitely a slick remaster. I really hope Team Ninja can eventually do the same treatment to the first one.
They took all the good elements of Sigma 2, junked the fluff, and exaggerated the 360 version's gore without sacrificing any visuals or framerate.
This was a blast!
They took all the good elements of Sigma 2, junked the fluff, and exaggerated the 360 version's gore without sacrificing any visuals or framerate.
This was a blast!
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Ninja Gaiden 2 Black is definitely a slick remaster. I really hope Team Ninja can eventually do the same treatment to the first one.
They took all the good elements of Sigma 2, junked the fluff, and exaggerated the 360 version's gore without sacrificing any visuals or framerate.
This was a blast!
They took all the good elements of Sigma 2, junked the fluff, and exaggerated the 360 version's gore without sacrificing any visuals or framerate.
This was a blast!
After 24 years, the XBOX brand is officially dead.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, way to completely miss the whole entire point of the competitive gaming industry.
People don't buy video game consoles just for multimedia fluff. They want GAMES. Everything else is supplemental.
Such a garbage take.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, way to completely miss the whole entire point of the competitive gaming industry.
People don't buy video game consoles just for multimedia fluff. They want GAMES. Everything else is supplemental.
Such a garbage take.
Xbox’s biggest competition "isn’t another console" and players no longer have a strong attachment to the devices they use, Xbox's Matt Booty has said.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/xboxs-b...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/xboxs-b...
Xbox’s biggest competition ‘isn’t another console’ but ‘TikTok and movies’, claims exec | VGC
Xbox’s Matt Booty explains multiplatform push…
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October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
After 24 years, the XBOX brand is officially dead.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, way to completely miss the whole entire point of the competitive gaming industry.
People don't buy video game consoles just for multimedia fluff. They want GAMES. Everything else is supplemental.
Such a garbage take.
Jesus fucking Christ, dude, way to completely miss the whole entire point of the competitive gaming industry.
People don't buy video game consoles just for multimedia fluff. They want GAMES. Everything else is supplemental.
Such a garbage take.
Game design has always had its silly moments, and some have crossed the line of blatant absurdity.
"Sorry, player, but Ryu is too polite and courteous of building protocol to cross over this to get to the merchant. You gotta go find another path."
It was goofy in 2008, and it's even worse now. 😂
"Sorry, player, but Ryu is too polite and courteous of building protocol to cross over this to get to the merchant. You gotta go find another path."
It was goofy in 2008, and it's even worse now. 😂
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Game design has always had its silly moments, and some have crossed the line of blatant absurdity.
"Sorry, player, but Ryu is too polite and courteous of building protocol to cross over this to get to the merchant. You gotta go find another path."
It was goofy in 2008, and it's even worse now. 😂
"Sorry, player, but Ryu is too polite and courteous of building protocol to cross over this to get to the merchant. You gotta go find another path."
It was goofy in 2008, and it's even worse now. 😂
25 years. Holy fucking shit.
Still, this is one of the last GREAT consoles ever released, let alone the last generation where everything was offline, games were released in completely finished states.
This is an era I would return to without hesitation.
Still, this is one of the last GREAT consoles ever released, let alone the last generation where everything was offline, games were released in completely finished states.
This is an era I would return to without hesitation.
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
25 years. Holy fucking shit.
Still, this is one of the last GREAT consoles ever released, let alone the last generation where everything was offline, games were released in completely finished states.
This is an era I would return to without hesitation.
Still, this is one of the last GREAT consoles ever released, let alone the last generation where everything was offline, games were released in completely finished states.
This is an era I would return to without hesitation.
My sister-in-law introduced my wife to Fortnite last night...
I feel utterly betrayed right now. 😐
I feel utterly betrayed right now. 😐
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane .
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October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My sister-in-law introduced my wife to Fortnite last night...
I feel utterly betrayed right now. 😐
I feel utterly betrayed right now. 😐
Yeah, replaying Ninja Gaiden Σ put me on a little kick... I replayed a little bit of Σ2, but I had to see how Black fares in comparison.
Holy shit, is it way better! And I was one of the weirdos who preferred Σ2 to the original 2 on the XBOX 360. 👀
I'll likely go straight to 4 after.
Holy shit, is it way better! And I was one of the weirdos who preferred Σ2 to the original 2 on the XBOX 360. 👀
I'll likely go straight to 4 after.
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Yeah, replaying Ninja Gaiden Σ put me on a little kick... I replayed a little bit of Σ2, but I had to see how Black fares in comparison.
Holy shit, is it way better! And I was one of the weirdos who preferred Σ2 to the original 2 on the XBOX 360. 👀
I'll likely go straight to 4 after.
Holy shit, is it way better! And I was one of the weirdos who preferred Σ2 to the original 2 on the XBOX 360. 👀
I'll likely go straight to 4 after.
And folks wonder why we all turn to YouTube for home repairs, because holy fucking shit, these instructions. 😂
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
And folks wonder why we all turn to YouTube for home repairs, because holy fucking shit, these instructions. 😂
Our instant pot always mesmerizes Calcifer.
The handsomest void. 🥰
The handsomest void. 🥰
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Our instant pot always mesmerizes Calcifer.
The handsomest void. 🥰
The handsomest void. 🥰
When you accidentally make a Calcifer-shaped Halloween cupcake...
October 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
When you accidentally make a Calcifer-shaped Halloween cupcake...
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
I got the itch to go back replay Ninja Gaiden Σ for the first time in almost exactly 18 years...
God, that hurts to say that. 😅
But yeah, back in 2007, this was the first PS3 game I purchased, and holy hell has it aged rough.
The camera is ungodly, and HOLY GONZAGAS, BATMAN!! 🤣
God, that hurts to say that. 😅
But yeah, back in 2007, this was the first PS3 game I purchased, and holy hell has it aged rough.
The camera is ungodly, and HOLY GONZAGAS, BATMAN!! 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I got the itch to go back replay Ninja Gaiden Σ for the first time in almost exactly 18 years...
God, that hurts to say that. 😅
But yeah, back in 2007, this was the first PS3 game I purchased, and holy hell has it aged rough.
The camera is ungodly, and HOLY GONZAGAS, BATMAN!! 🤣
God, that hurts to say that. 😅
But yeah, back in 2007, this was the first PS3 game I purchased, and holy hell has it aged rough.
The camera is ungodly, and HOLY GONZAGAS, BATMAN!! 🤣
There's gonna be an awful lot of ketchup on the White House walls this morning. 😏😬😂
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There's gonna be an awful lot of ketchup on the White House walls this morning. 😏😬😂