Dragon Diaries
@dragondiaries.bsky.social
Dragon was born in a fever haze and has grown into an illustrated collaboration. A very hungry collaboration.
Text by @kellydmcc.bsky.social. Art by @crowquill.bsky.social.
You can follow our progress at https://www.patreon.com/DragonsDiaries
Text by @kellydmcc.bsky.social. Art by @crowquill.bsky.social.
You can follow our progress at https://www.patreon.com/DragonsDiaries
Getting serious about Enchanted Forest environment. Have Cat researching best way to recycle armor, princess dresses, and mermaid tails. Also, what to do with goblin…bits.
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Getting serious about Enchanted Forest environment. Have Cat researching best way to recycle armor, princess dresses, and mermaid tails. Also, what to do with goblin…bits.
Starting to feel guilty about all the packaging on single serving knights. Might have to start an Enchanted Forest recyclables program.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Starting to feel guilty about all the packaging on single serving knights. Might have to start an Enchanted Forest recyclables program.
Looking for a matched set of knights to make into salt and pepper shakers. Thought it would be a good gift for aunt Kayath.
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Looking for a matched set of knights to make into salt and pepper shakers. Thought it would be a good gift for aunt Kayath.
I like knights, really. No one likes knights more than I do. As soon as I see one, I just can’t help myself, I gobble them right up. Like popcorn.
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I like knights, really. No one likes knights more than I do. As soon as I see one, I just can’t help myself, I gobble them right up. Like popcorn.
Dragon Poets Untie
It's really not sporting
You want to give them
The illusion of
Opportunity
Kind of like capitalism
It's really not sporting
You want to give them
The illusion of
Opportunity
Kind of like capitalism
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Dragon Poets Untie
It's really not sporting
You want to give them
The illusion of
Opportunity
Kind of like capitalism
It's really not sporting
You want to give them
The illusion of
Opportunity
Kind of like capitalism
Dragon Haiku:
Tonsils a-steaming
Flames dancing through the forest
Knight's last words: bless you!
Tonsils a-steaming
Flames dancing through the forest
Knight's last words: bless you!
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Dragon Haiku:
Tonsils a-steaming
Flames dancing through the forest
Knight's last words: bless you!
Tonsils a-steaming
Flames dancing through the forest
Knight's last words: bless you!
Sometimes you just have to ask the hard questions like "How many dragons would a dragon-turtle turtle if a dragon-turtle could turtle dragons?"
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes you just have to ask the hard questions like "How many dragons would a dragon-turtle turtle if a dragon-turtle could turtle dragons?"
The problem with gnomes is that once you have one you can’t stop till you’ve ated the whole bag and they’re hella greasy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The problem with gnomes is that once you have one you can’t stop till you’ve ated the whole bag and they’re hella greasy.
Aunt Kayath sent a tin of her excellent rum knights! Love the happy smiles on their little drowned faces.
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Aunt Kayath sent a tin of her excellent rum knights! Love the happy smiles on their little drowned faces.
Stuck nose outside cave again. Nine little orange trolls frozen solid on doorstep. Shattered them. Maybe this winter thing not so bad after all…
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Stuck nose outside cave again. Nine little orange trolls frozen solid on doorstep. Shattered them. Maybe this winter thing not so bad after all…
Am having trouble sleeping. Maybe adding the contents of the dwarven armory to the hoard wasn't best idea… pointy. pointy. pointy.
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Am having trouble sleeping. Maybe adding the contents of the dwarven armory to the hoard wasn't best idea… pointy. pointy. pointy.
Stepped on a rake just now. Poor little guy, now he’ll never get to blow his fortune on fast carriages and inappropriate romantic choices. On the upside, he made a pretty good substitute for a crepe. A little jam, some butter…mmmm!
February 3, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Stepped on a rake just now. Poor little guy, now he’ll never get to blow his fortune on fast carriages and inappropriate romantic choices. On the upside, he made a pretty good substitute for a crepe. A little jam, some butter…mmmm!
Went spelunking last night—that’s the sound the mud-wrestling arena makes when you tip it on its side to dump the whole dwarf vs. elf team pudding match into your mouth. Nom!
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Went spelunking last night—that’s the sound the mud-wrestling arena makes when you tip it on its side to dump the whole dwarf vs. elf team pudding match into your mouth. Nom!
Okay, taking a break from helping out the locals on clearing the ice that keeps making a mess. Off to devourate some goblins and maybe a princess or two. Self care is important. If you can't help yourself, you can't help anyone else.
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Okay, taking a break from helping out the locals on clearing the ice that keeps making a mess. Off to devourate some goblins and maybe a princess or two. Self care is important. If you can't help yourself, you can't help anyone else.
I miss the good old days when life was nothing but hoarding gold, eating dwarves, and flaming the pointy-faced horse. Sigh.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I miss the good old days when life was nothing but hoarding gold, eating dwarves, and flaming the pointy-faced horse. Sigh.
Dragon’s Haiku:
Flames, flames, flames, flames, flames.
Breathing breaths so toasty hot.
Freezer got too hot.
Flames, flames, flames, flames, flames.
Breathing breaths so toasty hot.
Freezer got too hot.
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Dragon’s Haiku:
Flames, flames, flames, flames, flames.
Breathing breaths so toasty hot.
Freezer got too hot.
Flames, flames, flames, flames, flames.
Breathing breaths so toasty hot.
Freezer got too hot.
Feeling a little delicate today. Spent the night on the town drinking flaming IceOuts to celebrate. BTW, does anyone remember what we were celebrating, because my memory is kind of hazy this morning.
January 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Feeling a little delicate today. Spent the night on the town drinking flaming IceOuts to celebrate. BTW, does anyone remember what we were celebrating, because my memory is kind of hazy this morning.
Tasting notes, freeze-dried dipsickle, which is what you get when some dude dressed for desert warfare wanders into a polar vortex. Tastes like chicken that died of dehydration on an ice floe in 1638 and stayed there till yesterday. Dry, freezer-burned, the bad kind of crunchy.
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Tasting notes, freeze-dried dipsickle, which is what you get when some dude dressed for desert warfare wanders into a polar vortex. Tastes like chicken that died of dehydration on an ice floe in 1638 and stayed there till yesterday. Dry, freezer-burned, the bad kind of crunchy.
Dining in tonight. I hear they’re doing house-to-house searches in this part of the enchanted forest. Mmmm.
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Dining in tonight. I hear they’re doing house-to-house searches in this part of the enchanted forest. Mmmm.
Woke up from dream about ateding a Tiamat’s Witness to find one knocking on door. Did logical thing. Ated him and went back to bed. Hoping to dream about entire troop of trollscouts…wearing chocolate.
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Woke up from dream about ateding a Tiamat’s Witness to find one knocking on door. Did logical thing. Ated him and went back to bed. Hoping to dream about entire troop of trollscouts…wearing chocolate.
I only have one question today, how did Cat get that mermaid up there?
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I only have one question today, how did Cat get that mermaid up there?
My Jumbo Book of Unicorn Recipes has arrived. It’s published by DRACME so it must be good. Totally gonna pwn that pointy-face horse.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My Jumbo Book of Unicorn Recipes has arrived. It’s published by DRACME so it must be good. Totally gonna pwn that pointy-face horse.
Getting really tired of having ice all over everything. Think I might need to have a word with Jack Frost and Old Man Winter…and ated them.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Getting really tired of having ice all over everything. Think I might need to have a word with Jack Frost and Old Man Winter…and ated them.
One nice thing about being a dragon is that no one expects you to protest nicely. When a bunch of dipshits show up at your door and start asking stupid and intrusive questions, you can just flaminate them and sweep the charred remnants off the stoop and nobody complains.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
One nice thing about being a dragon is that no one expects you to protest nicely. When a bunch of dipshits show up at your door and start asking stupid and intrusive questions, you can just flaminate them and sweep the charred remnants off the stoop and nobody complains.
Having some trouble getting cheap cosplay tactical vests out of my teeth. Does anyone have some dragon floss I could borrow?
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Having some trouble getting cheap cosplay tactical vests out of my teeth. Does anyone have some dragon floss I could borrow?