Steven Warren
@draculasbestfriend.bsky.social
Don’t bring me down, Bruce.
Overheard at the beer store, Jersey City, NJ, 2026: “Give me two packs of Newports - no - Tylenol!”
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Overheard at the beer store, Jersey City, NJ, 2026: “Give me two packs of Newports - no - Tylenol!”
The majority of the items on the “1, 2, Freddy’s Coming For You” Freddy Krueger Protection Checklist will provide little to no actual assistance in the event of Freddy Krueger.
January 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The majority of the items on the “1, 2, Freddy’s Coming For You” Freddy Krueger Protection Checklist will provide little to no actual assistance in the event of Freddy Krueger.
Cincinnati cello punk legends LUNG. Le Poisson Rouge. NYC. January 2026. #lungtheband
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Cincinnati cello punk legends LUNG. Le Poisson Rouge. NYC. January 2026. #lungtheband
Just remembered that (pre-canceled) Louis CK has a joke about how he doesn’t care if people jack off on his corpse. When he dies, should we all, like, do that?
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Just remembered that (pre-canceled) Louis CK has a joke about how he doesn’t care if people jack off on his corpse. When he dies, should we all, like, do that?
“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain
I made t-shirts of my catch phrase.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I made t-shirts of my catch phrase.
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal
Sometimes dead is better.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes dead is better.
I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life.
My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%.
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat
Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
October 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes.
