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All we need is some newfangled kind of gun.
My Boys in the Back Room have already begun
To think up a walloping whiz-zinger one!
My Bright Boys are thinking. They’re on the right track.
They’ll think one up quick and we’ll send you right back!”
My Boys in the Back Room have already begun
To think up a walloping whiz-zinger one!
My Bright Boys are thinking. They’re on the right track.
They’ll think one up quick and we’ll send you right back!”
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
All we need is some newfangled kind of gun.
My Boys in the Back Room have already begun
To think up a walloping whiz-zinger one!
My Bright Boys are thinking. They’re on the right track.
They’ll think one up quick and we’ll send you right back!”
My Boys in the Back Room have already begun
To think up a walloping whiz-zinger one!
My Bright Boys are thinking. They’re on the right track.
They’ll think one up quick and we’ll send you right back!”
He gave me a shooter and one little bean,
Which was not very much, if you see what I mean.
Then he yelled, "Get that Poozer! Attack without fear!
The glorious moment of victory is near!"
Which was not very much, if you see what I mean.
Then he yelled, "Get that Poozer! Attack without fear!
The glorious moment of victory is near!"
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
He gave me a shooter and one little bean,
Which was not very much, if you see what I mean.
Then he yelled, "Get that Poozer! Attack without fear!
The glorious moment of victory is near!"
Which was not very much, if you see what I mean.
Then he yelled, "Get that Poozer! Attack without fear!
The glorious moment of victory is near!"
"Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax.
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax.
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."
“Find THAT!” sneered the bird. “But I think you will fail.”
And he left with a flip of his black-bottomed tail.
And he left with a flip of his black-bottomed tail.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“Find THAT!” sneered the bird. “But I think you will fail.”
And he left with a flip of his black-bottomed tail.
And he left with a flip of his black-bottomed tail.
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
And now, Good night.
It is time to sleep
So we will sleep with our pet Zeep.
It is time to sleep
So we will sleep with our pet Zeep.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
And now, Good night.
It is time to sleep
So we will sleep with our pet Zeep.
It is time to sleep
So we will sleep with our pet Zeep.
Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches-
Had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches-
Had none upon thars.
Had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches-
Had none upon thars.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches-
Had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches-
Had none upon thars.
Had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches-
Had none upon thars.
They bumped me with bikes
And they banged me with dishes.
I ran into ladders,
Beds, bottles, and fishes.
I skidded on garbage.
I fell in a horn.
Then I wished I had never been born!
And they banged me with dishes.
I ran into ladders,
Beds, bottles, and fishes.
I skidded on garbage.
I fell in a horn.
Then I wished I had never been born!
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
They bumped me with bikes
And they banged me with dishes.
I ran into ladders,
Beds, bottles, and fishes.
I skidded on garbage.
I fell in a horn.
Then I wished I had never been born!
And they banged me with dishes.
I ran into ladders,
Beds, bottles, and fishes.
I skidded on garbage.
I fell in a horn.
Then I wished I had never been born!
You see, I was sitting here, resting my legs
And I happened to pick up a couple of eggs
And I sort of got thinking —it’s sort of a shame
That scrambled eggs always taste always the same.
And I happened to pick up a couple of eggs
And I sort of got thinking —it’s sort of a shame
That scrambled eggs always taste always the same.
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You see, I was sitting here, resting my legs
And I happened to pick up a couple of eggs
And I sort of got thinking —it’s sort of a shame
That scrambled eggs always taste always the same.
And I happened to pick up a couple of eggs
And I sort of got thinking —it’s sort of a shame
That scrambled eggs always taste always the same.
I meant no harm. I most truly did not.
But I had to grow bigger.So bigger I got.
But I had to grow bigger.So bigger I got.
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I meant no harm. I most truly did not.
But I had to grow bigger.So bigger I got.
But I had to grow bigger.So bigger I got.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are old and some are new.
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are old and some are new.
You won't see the Once-ler.
Don't knock at his door.
He stays in his Lerkim on top of his store.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
where he makes his own clothes
out of miff-muffered moof.
Don't knock at his door.
He stays in his Lerkim on top of his store.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
where he makes his own clothes
out of miff-muffered moof.
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 AM
You won't see the Once-ler.
Don't knock at his door.
He stays in his Lerkim on top of his store.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
where he makes his own clothes
out of miff-muffered moof.
Don't knock at his door.
He stays in his Lerkim on top of his store.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
where he makes his own clothes
out of miff-muffered moof.
And he called to the pests on his horns as he threw ’em,
“you wanted my horns; now you’re quite welcome to ’em!
Keep ’em! They’re yours! As of ME, I shall take
myself to the far distant side of the lake!”
“you wanted my horns; now you’re quite welcome to ’em!
Keep ’em! They’re yours! As of ME, I shall take
myself to the far distant side of the lake!”
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 AM
And he called to the pests on his horns as he threw ’em,
“you wanted my horns; now you’re quite welcome to ’em!
Keep ’em! They’re yours! As of ME, I shall take
myself to the far distant side of the lake!”
“you wanted my horns; now you’re quite welcome to ’em!
Keep ’em! They’re yours! As of ME, I shall take
myself to the far distant side of the lake!”
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
"But I like to be here.
Oh, I like it a lot!"
Said the Cat in the Hat
To the fish in the pot.
"I will NOT go away.
I do NOT wish to go!
And so," said the Cat in the Hat,
Oh, I like it a lot!"
Said the Cat in the Hat
To the fish in the pot.
"I will NOT go away.
I do NOT wish to go!
And so," said the Cat in the Hat,
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"But I like to be here.
Oh, I like it a lot!"
Said the Cat in the Hat
To the fish in the pot.
"I will NOT go away.
I do NOT wish to go!
And so," said the Cat in the Hat,
Oh, I like it a lot!"
Said the Cat in the Hat
To the fish in the pot.
"I will NOT go away.
I do NOT wish to go!
And so," said the Cat in the Hat,
"I know some good games we could play,"
Said the cat.
"I know some new tricks,"
Said the Cat in the Hat.
"A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Your mother
Will not mind at all if I do."
Said the cat.
"I know some new tricks,"
Said the Cat in the Hat.
"A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Your mother
Will not mind at all if I do."
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"I know some good games we could play,"
Said the cat.
"I know some new tricks,"
Said the Cat in the Hat.
"A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Your mother
Will not mind at all if I do."
Said the cat.
"I know some new tricks,"
Said the Cat in the Hat.
"A lot of good tricks.
I will show them to you.
Your mother
Will not mind at all if I do."
Then…one day
The circus show happened to reach
A town way down south, not so far from Palm Beach.
And, dawdling along way up high in the sky,
Who (of all people!) should chance to fly by
But that old good-for-nothing bird, runaway Mayzie!
Still on vacation and still just as lazy.
The circus show happened to reach
A town way down south, not so far from Palm Beach.
And, dawdling along way up high in the sky,
Who (of all people!) should chance to fly by
But that old good-for-nothing bird, runaway Mayzie!
Still on vacation and still just as lazy.
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Then…one day
The circus show happened to reach
A town way down south, not so far from Palm Beach.
And, dawdling along way up high in the sky,
Who (of all people!) should chance to fly by
But that old good-for-nothing bird, runaway Mayzie!
Still on vacation and still just as lazy.
The circus show happened to reach
A town way down south, not so far from Palm Beach.
And, dawdling along way up high in the sky,
Who (of all people!) should chance to fly by
But that old good-for-nothing bird, runaway Mayzie!
Still on vacation and still just as lazy.
And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We can not pick it up.
There is no way at all!"
And so deep and so tall,
We can not pick it up.
There is no way at all!"
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 AM
And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We can not pick it up.
There is no way at all!"
And so deep and so tall,
We can not pick it up.
There is no way at all!"
It's hard to believe, but this bird called the Pelf
Lays eggs that are three times as big as herself!
How that Pelf ever learned such a difficult trick
I never found out. But I found that egg quick.
Lays eggs that are three times as big as herself!
How that Pelf ever learned such a difficult trick
I never found out. But I found that egg quick.
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It's hard to believe, but this bird called the Pelf
Lays eggs that are three times as big as herself!
How that Pelf ever learned such a difficult trick
I never found out. But I found that egg quick.
Lays eggs that are three times as big as herself!
How that Pelf ever learned such a difficult trick
I never found out. But I found that egg quick.
I would not ,
could not,
in a car.
could not,
in a car.
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I would not ,
could not,
in a car.
could not,
in a car.
The Midwinter Jicker came early this year
And it's not going to be very comfy 'round here.
Any fool would get out! So I've packed up my things
And I'm off to my granddaddy's, out in Palm Springs.
And it's not going to be very comfy 'round here.
Any fool would get out! So I've packed up my things
And I'm off to my granddaddy's, out in Palm Springs.
January 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The Midwinter Jicker came early this year
And it's not going to be very comfy 'round here.
Any fool would get out! So I've packed up my things
And I'm off to my granddaddy's, out in Palm Springs.
And it's not going to be very comfy 'round here.
Any fool would get out! So I've packed up my things
And I'm off to my granddaddy's, out in Palm Springs.
Think they work you too hard … ? Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard
and it's quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard
and it's quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Think they work you too hard … ? Think of poor Ali Sard!
He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard
and it's quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard
and it's quick-growing grass
and it grows as he mows it.
The faster he mows it, the faster he grows it.
I might catch a fish
With a terrible grouch…
Or an Australian fish
With a kangaroo's pouch!
With a terrible grouch…
Or an Australian fish
With a kangaroo's pouch!
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I might catch a fish
With a terrible grouch…
Or an Australian fish
With a kangaroo's pouch!
With a terrible grouch…
Or an Australian fish
With a kangaroo's pouch!
Up canyon! Off cliff! Over wild rocky trail!
With bullets bang-bouncing around him like hail!
Up gully! Through gulch! And down slippery sluice,
with his hard-hearted guests raced the soft-hearted moose!
With bullets bang-bouncing around him like hail!
Up gully! Through gulch! And down slippery sluice,
with his hard-hearted guests raced the soft-hearted moose!
January 19, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Up canyon! Off cliff! Over wild rocky trail!
With bullets bang-bouncing around him like hail!
Up gully! Through gulch! And down slippery sluice,
with his hard-hearted guests raced the soft-hearted moose!
With bullets bang-bouncing around him like hail!
Up gully! Through gulch! And down slippery sluice,
with his hard-hearted guests raced the soft-hearted moose!
Up at Lake Winna-Bango… the far northern shore…
Lives a huge herd of moose, about sixty or more,
And they all go around in a big happy bunch
Looking for nice tender moose-moss to munch.
Lives a huge herd of moose, about sixty or more,
And they all go around in a big happy bunch
Looking for nice tender moose-moss to munch.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Up at Lake Winna-Bango… the far northern shore…
Lives a huge herd of moose, about sixty or more,
And they all go around in a big happy bunch
Looking for nice tender moose-moss to munch.
Lives a huge herd of moose, about sixty or more,
And they all go around in a big happy bunch
Looking for nice tender moose-moss to munch.