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dpsisquared.bsky.social
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@dpsisquared.bsky.social
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#dimileth 💙💚 fanfic and FE3H fixation | forcing artists to draw Byleth Eisner since 2022
I write & repost NSFW

AO3: https://arch iveofourown.org/users/dpsisquared

I block a lot to curate my tl, nothing personal | pfp @ursachaotic
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Kill 'em all and let god (me) sort 'em out (by size) (they're all mediums)
Pokemon box full of pumpkaboo. There's like 4 more exactly like this sadly
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Preview of my fic for @restoftheirdays.bsky.social Dimileth zine!! I'm honestly so chuffed with how it came out which I don't say often lol. Cannot wait to see everyone's art and fics 🥰
“Professor,” Dimitri said, his deep voice always sending a shudder through her body despite the distance she desperately tried to put between them. “It has been a lifetime, has it not?” “It certainly feels like it,” she answered truthfully. Two years had passed since the war ended, since the fragile, budding thing between her and the new king was crushed under her heel. They had defeated Edelgard, won the war, and brought peace to a newly united Fódlan. They were heroes. They were miserable.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Me. My macarons. And a giant alpha Elektross with no sense of personal space
Pokemon avatar eating at cafe with Elektross' fangs right in her face
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Lmaoooo all the other plushies did something and this is just. There.
Pokemon avatar doing Canari pose next to a giant Canari plushie
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Saw a meme that needed some important revisions
"Soldier protecting sleeping child meme" with Rodrigue and Gilbert protecting Lambert's grave from nothing while grenades and knives drop on Annette and Felix. Meanwhile Dimitri is also on fire, with Cornelia, Rufus, and the Flame Emperor pointing a bazooka at his head
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Short wipwed Sylvain gets his comeuppance for being Dimitri's noisy neighbor in the dorms
"I see Your Majesties are still unfamiliar with the concept of locks… Actually, you know what, this one's on me. I should know by now not to get anywhere near you two on the day she comes back."
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Never change, guest commenters who tailor your name to the fic
AO3 comment from guest named "Eating that pussy like a champ (guest)"
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Sad Dimileth(?) drabble about immortal Byleth and her regrets
archiveofourown.org/works/74591096
After all is said and done dpsisquared Summary: Byleth followed the other woman's gaze down to her dusty riding leathers, patched and mended so many times that there was probably nothing of the original left. “I was never anything special,” she said. “Just a mercenary.” Her initial relief at seeing the newcomer— it wasn’t any of her Blue Lions, thank the goddess— turned to dread when she spied the emerald ring on the woman’s finger. “You’re the queen.” Two strangers cross paths at Dimitri's grave.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Fluffy Dimileth oral fics-ation smut for @/brightlyburning.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/74260566
Professor's Guidance dpsisquared Summary: Dimitri tries to avoid his growing feelings for Byleth. Byleth doesn't let him. Written for Oral Fics-ation exchange
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Team MZ embarrassing me in front of my girl again 🙄
Urbaine looking mad and saying "Must you, Jacinthe?" bc he doesn't appreciate a girl with ambition Jacinthe challenger screen
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This girl is my GOAT. She just embarrassed mega Dragonite
Pokemon avatar posing next to mega mawile Pokemon avatar standing with happy mawile
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Dimitri with a hand on his very grabbable waist
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
When you're in a Being Obsessed with Byleth Fire Emblem contest and your opponent is me 😈
Black and white fine line tattoo of the sword of the creator winding around Areadbhar with some flowers
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Yeah screw the holidays let's be MORE creepy. New pfp by @/ursachaotic.bsky.social 💙
Creepy glowing disintegrating Byleth
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
My beloved. My queen. I'm not with him, he's just some stray that followed me home from the bus station. I'd be honored to go back to the party. I was forced to leave under duress
Jacinthe saying "c'est moi!" Jacinthe to Urbaine: As the host of Le Super Tournoi de Jacinthe, I am here to personally escort you back to the venue.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
This is it, the last chapter 😭 A wedding is celebrated (but not the one you might think!), a promise is kept, and an endangered species is brought back from the brink. Very fluff, much happy end 🐛🦋
#dimileth
archiveofourown.org/works/540346...
Encyclopedia of Fodlan's Insects by dpsisquared Chapter 12: Heartsong Summary: the world is changed, and Byleth and Dimitri face the unknown together.
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Got this puffball to level 60 something and max friendship before finally looking up that it has to be traded to evolve
Pokemon avatar at a coffee shop with swirlix
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Damn just kiss and be done with it
Corbeau leaning very close and speaking to Pokemon avatar: though I don't think I'm quite done with you yet. I'll see you at hotel Z.
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Me and the gooey goober
Pokemon avatar and alpha goodra
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
wipwed this started as a tumblr drabble request that has somehow morphed into A Whole Ass Thing
#dimileth
The prince attempted a risky lunge, leaving his right side completely exposed. Jeralt knew immediately what was about to happen but was powerless to stop it. Rather than block the blow, Byleth stepped inside Dimitri's reach once he'd passed the point where he might have stopped his momentum. His lance connected with nothing but the empty air. And then, just like Jeralt had taught her, she punched the future king of Faerghus right in the face. Dimitri staggered backwards a step, where Byleth's leg waited to trip him. His back hit the dirt hard. He reached a hand to his aching nose and it came away bloody. "Your poor defense is gonna get you killed," she said, sword poised at his throat. The prince didn't yield the match right away. For a moment, Jeralt saw something dark and defiant flash in his eyes, like he wouldn't hesitate to climb up that sword to take her down with him. They stayed like that, still as a painting if not for their heavy breathing. Everyone assembled collectively held their breath, waiting to see how Dimitri would react. After an agonizing moment, he laughed. "Miss Eisner, your skill is even more impressive up close! You've shown me I still have much to learn."
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Dedue with a speech bubble as if he is saying the quoted post
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Animus-annihilation which is a pretty badass page tbh. You get two bc I think we all had a phase of being obsessed with the ankh but why did we stop calling punch cards Annie Oakleys???
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Surprised 1984 is not explicitly mentioned
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
Budtender-build
You were gonna get a nice picture of a buffalo until I noticed the surprisingly offensive etymology here
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
dpsisquared.bsky.social
This is actually super cool
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM