Endless Dan Moore
dpmoore.bsky.social
Endless Dan Moore
@dpmoore.bsky.social
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Been watching the 1983 Mansfield Park and it's quite a bit better than I remembered, which is some consolation for the way that every subsequent adaptation hates the book and its main character
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Cameo appearance from my poor Buick Roadmaster... someday I'll have a garage again, car, I'm sorry
This is Santa Claus. I've been working hard this year with Fangamer, who specialize in crafting gifts. I now run their shipping department and I please ask you to get your orders in before the deadline. We're planning to bring many smiles to your faces this holiday season. Please look forward to it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mansfield Park is so good. Jane Austen playing on the highest difficulty setting and writing a novel that asks "What if it's kind of bad under certain circumstances to be a charming Jane Austen protagonist"
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"I want to eat at the little table."
"But what do you want to eat?"
"At the little table"
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Probably not extremely likely that I'll see the Smoking Popes live again now that I live in Arizona and not Illinois, but the possibility that they'll play Racine if I do—now that it's on a Popes album—means I might have to take emergency measures www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOgZ...
Smoking Popes - Racine - LIve at Rec Room in Buffalo, NY on 5/23/25
YouTube video by spotcoffee
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November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fibber McGee & Molly update: Nancy and I are doing dueling Wallace Wimple impressions and we're both bad at it. "Sweetieface... that's my big ol' wife..."
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
They're playing "A Little Bit of Love" at this Lowe's. Not a Weezer single I expected to ever hear in public
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by Endless Dan Moore
S&S: 1995 is a very good movie but aging Elinor up really changes the story
P&P: 1995 ✓
Mansfield: 1983 is the only adaptation that doesn't hate Fanny Price
Emma: 2009 ✓
Northanger: Haven't watched the 2007 yet. 1987 looks great but is nuts
Persuasion: 1995 ✓

Something in the water in 1995
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Reposted by Endless Dan Moore
I asked my students what the save icon was and they said a skeuomorph
A lot of this bait has been passed around long enough that we should now be getting second-order posts like "I asked my students what the save icon was and they guessed that it was a picture of the picture people used to post about not knowing what it was"
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lindsay finally read Pride and Prejudice so we're doing the miniseries again. Unbelievable casting of every Bennet but especially Mary
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
At the mall playground eating a soft pretzel and reading about the Chrysler Turbine Car while the kids play. Not an exaggeration when I say I've heard roughly 15 6-7s per minute while we've been here
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My children are not static native
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Danny Dog's dad has some incredible line readings for "Oh yes, I'm not a sailor any more."
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
True
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Tweets positing that the giant Home Alone house in a beautiful Chicagoland neighborhood probably used to cost $100,000 have given us a festive Christmas version of the "The Simpsons own a home in Springfield on one income" tweet. I don't know why all of these have to be about Illinois
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This morning, when I was getting Nancy ready for school, she told me she wanted all of us to act in a Fibber McGee & Molly play. (I put an episode on her Tonie. If you do not know what a Tonie is... huge kindergarten sensation, cross between an Amiibo and a CD player.)
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Have seen a Saturn Relay and a Ford Freestar already this afternoon. Great minivan day
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tilney hitting Catherine Morland with a "the girl reading this :)"
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Martin Chuzzlewit can definitely be identified as the Dickens novel that would get heavily retooled after Season 1 while you're reading it. Pacing is weird, feels like he realizes he hasn't given you a main character to like, doesn't have his arms all the way around the plot, etc
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
As always, if you would like to purchase an EarthBound Handbook during our free shipping sale I will try to sign it (or not sign it!) for you when I'm doing my favorite part of my job (being drafted as an auxiliary mailroom packer)
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November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Found Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on VHS at the thrift store this afternoon so Nancy is hosting a watch party in her room
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Honestly I'm not going to listen to this but I bet it's just that nobody told him it turns into a real medicine when you take four of them at once. Changed my life when a dentist prescribed me "Ibuprofen 800" after an emergency wisdom tooth demolition
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bruce Hornsby whispering "that's just the way it is" in The Way It Is... inspired choice
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Whenever I'm at a restaurant with Pepsi products I get confused by their diet cola lineup. Frankly I think they're expecting too much out of the median coke-drinking American on this front
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM