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His brain truly is made of shrimp
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Hell yeah
Most watched actor: Ben Affleck (left). Most watched director: Neil Breen (right).
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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John Scalzi #exposed
An extremely warped photo of DJ John Scalzi in the reflection of a cat's eye. He's holding a phone, I assume.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Murray and Frankie taking turns in the Costco box -- best day ever
Two photos, one above the other, showing our two cats taking turns inside of an overturned box we got from Costco.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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Murray is starting 2026 with a bang, living his best life
A white/brown cat named Murray sleeping in a gray cat bed in front of a very warm gas fireplace. He's a silly boy.
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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This is Murray's "don't stand up" look
A white and brown cat staring at me with his eyes partly closed signaling he wants to be left alone
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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that lil tail hook
A white and brown and black cat (Murray) with his tail hooked around his right (camera left) leg.
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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this is a real result when searching "Seattle cults"
A screenshot of part of a search result that says: "TOP 10 BEST Religious Cults in Seattle" The search result preview says: "Top 10 Best Religious Cults Near Seattle, Washington • 1. Every Nation Church Seattle • 2. Goodenough Community • 3. New Life Fellowship Church • 4. Churc..."
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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my eyes suck
An open can of white beans next to an open can of garbanzo/chickpeas that look very similar to my shitty eyes damn it
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Amazon's Alexa chat bot really gets me
A chat with Alexa where I am trying to figure out how to use Tidal (music service) on my Echo devices. Alexa interpreted my query creatively, asking if I would like to play a song named Big Fart (rated 4.2 stars by 120k people!)
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ho ho ho
Santa Claus stealing a child
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Frankie isn't allowed on her lap but that won't stop him from using the chair
Black cat wedged in to the side of a chair. You can see the tip of his tail poking out below the arm of the chair.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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They're really enjoying our sick-in-bed day.

The pic may look off because I had to adjust a lot to make it possible to see Frankie.
White/gray/brown cat on the left in head to head contact with a solid black cat on the right.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Taking a break from wrasslin to make sure I'm not about to feed them
White/brown/grey car on the left with a black cat in a headlock
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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woke up to a clogged sink, what a jerk
Black cat laying in a bathroom sink like a jerk.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Murray jumped on the feeder because I was holding a bag of dry food. He's not our smartest cat.
A white/brown/gray mutt of a cat sitting on top of a dry food feeder while I stand over him holding the bag I would use to fill said feeder. A black cat waits by the bowl like a proper gentleman.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Did someone ask for feet pics?
Murray's little cat feet, toe beans fully visible
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Windows in a nutshell
Windows helpfully letting me page through wsl.exe help one character at a time
October 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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It's backyard basil harvest day and the house smells amazing
442 grams of fresh basil leaves
September 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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cat
A black cat way too close to the lens
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I woke up Murray, I am a monster
A white/brown cat named Murray laying on his side with his paws derped forward
September 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Frankie's telling me it's starting to get chilly.
A black cat named Frankie laying on my lap
September 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Tbh I'm not sure this snippet based answer is any better
September 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Frankie lost his dignity
A black cat named Frankie laying on his back on a white chair
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Murray is such a goof
A white/brown/gray cat named Murray caught mid clean in some gray steps in a sunbeam
September 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM