dph99.bsky.social
@dph99.bsky.social
It looked like Bob Kraft was at the 'Melania' showing at The Kennedy Center (sitting with Trump). Fuck Kraft.
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I'm happy to call him a loser too.
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 AM
He did approach them with a 9mm handgun (holstered and posing them no threat at all). The wording is accurate, though incomplete and misleading.
January 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
How about 'Fuck NO'
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Are you saying that blocking everyone wasn't the 'graceful play'? Alas.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Not a scoop.
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
When Michael Phelps gives me his gold medals, you can all tell me I'm the greatest swimmer of all time.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Sheee-it
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
For someone who lies constantly he's not very good at it (but his audience will fall for anything so...).
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Isn't 'Giuliani' the unit of measure?
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I wish I could vote for each of them and NOT for their imaginary friend.
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Would my point be more clear if I phrased it this way: I, for one, am grateful that Dick Cheney is not alive to see this result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I, for one, am grateful that Dick Cheney didn't live to see this result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I can think of better fantasies involving that asshole and a tractor. Subscribe to my private (non-existent) channel for details.
October 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I hate Illinois Nazis.
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The follow-up question should be about the 'Puppy Bowl' alternative programming on Animal Planet (and what sort of weapon Noem would use to 'win' that contest).
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That's comforting until you recall Gen. Flynn...
September 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Ryder Cup has been horrible since, at least, The War On The Shore (1991).
September 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You don't have to tell me. There's a CSA participation statue in the city in ethnic I'm living.
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
But, was Lincoln right? Where would we be today if the CSA traitors had been thoroughly crushed after the Civil War?
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hopefully his next departure from the White House will look like another image from that war: historycollection.com/the-fall-of-...
The Fall of Saigon: America’s Exit from a War It Couldn't Win - History Collection
The Vietnam War remains one of America's most contentious and complex conflicts, a prolonged struggle from 1955 to 1975 that challenged the nation's resolve and reshaped its identity. As part of the b...
historycollection.com
September 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
'Basket Cases' 'Too Many Eggs (in one basket)'
September 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
... and I can't be convinced otherwise.
September 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
List the house with a stack of stained mattresses included and I'd be more interested (than I would in having a douche-mobile included).
August 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM