David “เดวิด” Pattemore
@dpattemore.bsky.social
Ko te reo te taikura o te ao mārama
Ecologist, Faux-farmer, Enthusiast, posts are my own opinions, likes not necessarily endorsements. Wide-a-woke.
He/Him
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ally
He tangata tiriti ahau, ngai Aotearoa ahau
Ecologist, Faux-farmer, Enthusiast, posts are my own opinions, likes not necessarily endorsements. Wide-a-woke.
He/Him
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ally
He tangata tiriti ahau, ngai Aotearoa ahau
And then six hours later…
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
And then six hours later…
Umm, Te Wai Pounamu, maybe just stay home on Thursday??! 😬😬😬
I can’t recall seeing such a grim forecast chart; look at the pressure gradient inland from Kaikōura! 😱
I can’t recall seeing such a grim forecast chart; look at the pressure gradient inland from Kaikōura! 😱
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Umm, Te Wai Pounamu, maybe just stay home on Thursday??! 😬😬😬
I can’t recall seeing such a grim forecast chart; look at the pressure gradient inland from Kaikōura! 😱
I can’t recall seeing such a grim forecast chart; look at the pressure gradient inland from Kaikōura! 😱
#breakingnews
Tonight, for one night only, you won’t need a telescope to see the moon! 😮
NZHerald: “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse [of tonight’s supermoon]”
Tonight, for one night only, you won’t need a telescope to see the moon! 😮
NZHerald: “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse [of tonight’s supermoon]”
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
#breakingnews
Tonight, for one night only, you won’t need a telescope to see the moon! 😮
NZHerald: “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse [of tonight’s supermoon]”
Tonight, for one night only, you won’t need a telescope to see the moon! 😮
NZHerald: “You won’t need a telescope to catch a glimpse [of tonight’s supermoon]”
Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid
September 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid
BREAKING NEWS:
August 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
August 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
🧐 Quite the brain teaser, this one. Thanks Stuff! 🤨
August 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
🧐 Quite the brain teaser, this one. Thanks Stuff! 🤨
Oh the humanity! 😱
(if only we had this problem in NZ)
(if only we had this problem in NZ)
June 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oh the humanity! 😱
(if only we had this problem in NZ)
(if only we had this problem in NZ)
Apparently the injuries caused by button batteries in a child’s oesophagus may “require death”!! 😳😮😬
June 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Apparently the injuries caused by button batteries in a child’s oesophagus may “require death”!! 😳😮😬
A few days ago I reached the peak of my life. I solved Redactle with one guess: the answer was “David”.
That’s all folks; no need for me to do anything any more!
That’s all folks; no need for me to do anything any more!
February 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A few days ago I reached the peak of my life. I solved Redactle with one guess: the answer was “David”.
That’s all folks; no need for me to do anything any more!
That’s all folks; no need for me to do anything any more!
😳🫣😬 Umm, I think that gap in the market was meant to be there!
January 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
😳🫣😬 Umm, I think that gap in the market was meant to be there!
I guess this is what you should expect when you book a luxury hotel in Mt Roskill. 😂 Also, check out the scenic views from the romantic hot tubs you can rent!
December 9, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I guess this is what you should expect when you book a luxury hotel in Mt Roskill. 😂 Also, check out the scenic views from the romantic hot tubs you can rent!
The big tag hunt is on at NZES 2024!!
Fastest to find the tag before 1:30pm tomorrow wins this awesome upcycled bucket hat!!
Zion is off… will he beat Kerry’s time??
Come to our booth if you’re at the conference to sign up to compete.
Fastest to find the tag before 1:30pm tomorrow wins this awesome upcycled bucket hat!!
Zion is off… will he beat Kerry’s time??
Come to our booth if you’re at the conference to sign up to compete.
November 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
The big tag hunt is on at NZES 2024!!
Fastest to find the tag before 1:30pm tomorrow wins this awesome upcycled bucket hat!!
Zion is off… will he beat Kerry’s time??
Come to our booth if you’re at the conference to sign up to compete.
Fastest to find the tag before 1:30pm tomorrow wins this awesome upcycled bucket hat!!
Zion is off… will he beat Kerry’s time??
Come to our booth if you’re at the conference to sign up to compete.
I haven’t been very active on here for the last few months because all my spare time has gone into a new company I’ve set up called Bushcast (Bushcast.nz)!
If you are going to the NZ Eco Soc conference this week, do drop by our booth for a chat.
I’m having a blast taking this big step 😁
If you are going to the NZ Eco Soc conference this week, do drop by our booth for a chat.
I’m having a blast taking this big step 😁
November 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I haven’t been very active on here for the last few months because all my spare time has gone into a new company I’ve set up called Bushcast (Bushcast.nz)!
If you are going to the NZ Eco Soc conference this week, do drop by our booth for a chat.
I’m having a blast taking this big step 😁
If you are going to the NZ Eco Soc conference this week, do drop by our booth for a chat.
I’m having a blast taking this big step 😁
Fuck I hate this racist scaremongering from our national media!
“Screaming”?!? It’s a chant! Like what any does at protests.
1) some people have high pitched voices, so what?
2) you can’t scream “ake, ake, ake”, that’s just not how your vocal chords work.
😑🤬✊
Toitū te tiriti! Ake ake ake!
♥️🤍🖤
“Screaming”?!? It’s a chant! Like what any does at protests.
1) some people have high pitched voices, so what?
2) you can’t scream “ake, ake, ake”, that’s just not how your vocal chords work.
😑🤬✊
Toitū te tiriti! Ake ake ake!
♥️🤍🖤
November 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Fuck I hate this racist scaremongering from our national media!
“Screaming”?!? It’s a chant! Like what any does at protests.
1) some people have high pitched voices, so what?
2) you can’t scream “ake, ake, ake”, that’s just not how your vocal chords work.
😑🤬✊
Toitū te tiriti! Ake ake ake!
♥️🤍🖤
“Screaming”?!? It’s a chant! Like what any does at protests.
1) some people have high pitched voices, so what?
2) you can’t scream “ake, ake, ake”, that’s just not how your vocal chords work.
😑🤬✊
Toitū te tiriti! Ake ake ake!
♥️🤍🖤
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
KIRIKIRIROA HAS TURNED OUT!!
♥️ 🤍 🖤
Toitū te tiriti!!!
♥️ 🤍 🖤
Toitū te tiriti!!!
November 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
KIRIKIRIROA HAS TURNED OUT!!
♥️ 🤍 🖤
Toitū te tiriti!!!
♥️ 🤍 🖤
Toitū te tiriti!!!
Just to prove this isn’t a one off:
November 9, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Just to prove this isn’t a one off:
“Taking the dogs for a walk around the lake” hits different in our whānau!
November 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
“Taking the dogs for a walk around the lake” hits different in our whānau!
Time line cleanse: this is how my dog sleeps:
🥹🥰😂
🥹🥰😂
November 6, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Time line cleanse: this is how my dog sleeps:
🥹🥰😂
🥹🥰😂
Some household members think sleep ins are bullshit.
October 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Some household members think sleep ins are bullshit.
RNZ asks the questions, I provide the answers:
1. Hurricane season
2. Now
3. *Hurricane* season
1. Hurricane season
2. Now
3. *Hurricane* season
October 9, 2024 at 11:33 PM
RNZ asks the questions, I provide the answers:
1. Hurricane season
2. Now
3. *Hurricane* season
1. Hurricane season
2. Now
3. *Hurricane* season
When you are just trying to get those last few work things done at home after getting the kids from school... 🤦🏻♂️😆
Talk about red menace!
Talk about red menace!
August 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
When you are just trying to get those last few work things done at home after getting the kids from school... 🤦🏻♂️😆
Talk about red menace!
Talk about red menace!
Ahh yes, the battle cries of the movement (second photo):
YOU WOTH!!
FACE CUP!!
✊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💥
YOU WOTH!!
FACE CUP!!
✊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💥
August 16, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Ahh yes, the battle cries of the movement (second photo):
YOU WOTH!!
FACE CUP!!
✊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💥
YOU WOTH!!
FACE CUP!!
✊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💥