Doukiba -銅牙- 🍊
@doukiba.bsky.social
Manfighter Deluxe!
Metal, Wrestling, Video Games, Art, and Heroclix!
The lion's share of what I post is sarcasm or absurd. IF you found me because one of my dumb posts found you, don't worry, I know it's dumb.
Metal, Wrestling, Video Games, Art, and Heroclix!
The lion's share of what I post is sarcasm or absurd. IF you found me because one of my dumb posts found you, don't worry, I know it's dumb.
I bet cold, hard cash this sign made my local grocery store so much fucking money.
Goddamn kids want the Minecraft Chicken.
Goddamn kids want the Minecraft Chicken.
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I bet cold, hard cash this sign made my local grocery store so much fucking money.
Goddamn kids want the Minecraft Chicken.
Goddamn kids want the Minecraft Chicken.
Well, uh...
I'm exhausted, friends.
I hope things get better at some point, but finding new reasons to be hopeful have been getting fewer and farther between.
I'm exhausted, friends.
I hope things get better at some point, but finding new reasons to be hopeful have been getting fewer and farther between.
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Well, uh...
I'm exhausted, friends.
I hope things get better at some point, but finding new reasons to be hopeful have been getting fewer and farther between.
I'm exhausted, friends.
I hope things get better at some point, but finding new reasons to be hopeful have been getting fewer and farther between.
I think it's worth noting that being undocumented in the country holds the same weight as a parking ticket or Jaywalking.
Imagine a parking enforcement officer gunning you down because you were trying to stop them from putting a ticket on your car.
That is what this is. It's stupid. Abolish ICE.
Imagine a parking enforcement officer gunning you down because you were trying to stop them from putting a ticket on your car.
That is what this is. It's stupid. Abolish ICE.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I think it's worth noting that being undocumented in the country holds the same weight as a parking ticket or Jaywalking.
Imagine a parking enforcement officer gunning you down because you were trying to stop them from putting a ticket on your car.
That is what this is. It's stupid. Abolish ICE.
Imagine a parking enforcement officer gunning you down because you were trying to stop them from putting a ticket on your car.
That is what this is. It's stupid. Abolish ICE.
Switch 2 upgrade for Smash Ultimate that includes like, 5 more characters, one of them is Alear from Fire Emblem Engage.
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Switch 2 upgrade for Smash Ultimate that includes like, 5 more characters, one of them is Alear from Fire Emblem Engage.
Yeah, buddy. I'm all for this, brother. There's a moment where MJF looks directly at the camera. It's funny.
February 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Yeah, buddy. I'm all for this, brother. There's a moment where MJF looks directly at the camera. It's funny.
This is where we are. "Gosh, you expect us to just follow the law?! What's next?!"
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This is where we are. "Gosh, you expect us to just follow the law?! What's next?!"
This fuckin' ghoul hasn't had to work an honest day's work since Oprah put him on her show.
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for this shit show to end.
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for this shit show to end.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This fuckin' ghoul hasn't had to work an honest day's work since Oprah put him on her show.
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for this shit show to end.
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for this shit show to end.
This has "and everyone in the restaurant stood and clapped" energy.
It's a fucking documentary, not a Halloween showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
It's a fucking documentary, not a Halloween showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Kayleigh: My mom went to see Melania. She said the theater was packed, it was standing room only. People were cheering through it, they were excited. It was interactive—people interplaying with the film. She said it was just electric.
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
This has "and everyone in the restaurant stood and clapped" energy.
It's a fucking documentary, not a Halloween showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
It's a fucking documentary, not a Halloween showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Look, man.
I've got more balls than sense. I'm pretty sure I'll get pepper sprayed or shot with a rubber bullet if ICE cones to my neighborhood. I won't abide tyranny.
I've got more balls than sense. I'm pretty sure I'll get pepper sprayed or shot with a rubber bullet if ICE cones to my neighborhood. I won't abide tyranny.
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Look, man.
I've got more balls than sense. I'm pretty sure I'll get pepper sprayed or shot with a rubber bullet if ICE cones to my neighborhood. I won't abide tyranny.
I've got more balls than sense. I'm pretty sure I'll get pepper sprayed or shot with a rubber bullet if ICE cones to my neighborhood. I won't abide tyranny.
Did my taxes.
Gonna get a Switch 2 with what I get back.
Gonna get a Switch 2 with what I get back.
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Did my taxes.
Gonna get a Switch 2 with what I get back.
Gonna get a Switch 2 with what I get back.
7th place! Right in the middle of the road.
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
7th place! Right in the middle of the road.
My Heroclix State Championship team for this year. Fingers crossed I don't embarrass myself.
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 PM
My Heroclix State Championship team for this year. Fingers crossed I don't embarrass myself.
And then Highguard dropped 5V5 mode. Nifty!
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 AM
And then Highguard dropped 5V5 mode. Nifty!
So I see that people use the orange emoji to describe the child in the white house. I want to make it clear that my Orange Emoji 🍊 is not that fetid sack of garbage, but a delicious orange that fights scurvy and makes for a delightful citrus snack.
In short: Trump sucks eggs.
In short: Trump sucks eggs.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
So I see that people use the orange emoji to describe the child in the white house. I want to make it clear that my Orange Emoji 🍊 is not that fetid sack of garbage, but a delicious orange that fights scurvy and makes for a delightful citrus snack.
In short: Trump sucks eggs.
In short: Trump sucks eggs.
I'm excited for a new Smash Bros because Alear will probably be in it and piss off the people who hate seeing Fire Emblem characters get added to the game.
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I'm excited for a new Smash Bros because Alear will probably be in it and piss off the people who hate seeing Fire Emblem characters get added to the game.
Yeah. If Highguard could add aim deceleration over targets while ADS on controllers, I'd be so happy. I've been playing so much Halo and I keep screwing my shots up because I keep overcorrecting, and I can't lower my look speed any more than I do because I'll get run past and murdered from the side.
January 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Yeah. If Highguard could add aim deceleration over targets while ADS on controllers, I'd be so happy. I've been playing so much Halo and I keep screwing my shots up because I keep overcorrecting, and I can't lower my look speed any more than I do because I'll get run past and murdered from the side.
It hurts less now, but little reminders of my ferret, the deafening silence, where once was a thirsty little dude making noise as he drank his water, I miss him dearly... he was a goofy little hot dog. He was genuinely the most polite and well-behaved ferret I'd ever met. I miss him so much.
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It hurts less now, but little reminders of my ferret, the deafening silence, where once was a thirsty little dude making noise as he drank his water, I miss him dearly... he was a goofy little hot dog. He was genuinely the most polite and well-behaved ferret I'd ever met. I miss him so much.
KENNY!!! :D He's my favorite!!
January 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
KENNY!!! :D He's my favorite!!
"I wAs JuSt FoLlOwInG oRdErS"
This dumb bitch is gonna hang and she's gonna drag anyone else she can with her to the (metaphorical) gallows. I hope her prison stay is exactly how the people she's locked up's stay. I am so excited for these lunatics to face justice.
This dumb bitch is gonna hang and she's gonna drag anyone else she can with her to the (metaphorical) gallows. I hope her prison stay is exactly how the people she's locked up's stay. I am so excited for these lunatics to face justice.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"I wAs JuSt FoLlOwInG oRdErS"
This dumb bitch is gonna hang and she's gonna drag anyone else she can with her to the (metaphorical) gallows. I hope her prison stay is exactly how the people she's locked up's stay. I am so excited for these lunatics to face justice.
This dumb bitch is gonna hang and she's gonna drag anyone else she can with her to the (metaphorical) gallows. I hope her prison stay is exactly how the people she's locked up's stay. I am so excited for these lunatics to face justice.
Yeah. I'm getting the hang of Highguard. You have to accept that in some matches, you're the boot, and in others, you're the ant. It has a lot in common gunplay-wise with other shooters this team has worked on, so there's a lot of people who are already REALLY good at it.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Yeah. I'm getting the hang of Highguard. You have to accept that in some matches, you're the boot, and in others, you're the ant. It has a lot in common gunplay-wise with other shooters this team has worked on, so there's a lot of people who are already REALLY good at it.
Playing Highguard on a controller was a bit of a struggle for me. It doesn't do aim deceleration when looking at a target, but after adjusting and settings, I'm having a better time taking aim.
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Playing Highguard on a controller was a bit of a struggle for me. It doesn't do aim deceleration when looking at a target, but after adjusting and settings, I'm having a better time taking aim.
I'm so overwhelmed with all the awful news all the time. I'm just having a constant hard time.
I play a lot of old games to kinda keep my mind off if, but I'm getting diminishing returns. Ugh...
I play a lot of old games to kinda keep my mind off if, but I'm getting diminishing returns. Ugh...
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I'm so overwhelmed with all the awful news all the time. I'm just having a constant hard time.
I play a lot of old games to kinda keep my mind off if, but I'm getting diminishing returns. Ugh...
I play a lot of old games to kinda keep my mind off if, but I'm getting diminishing returns. Ugh...
Since the first time those videos started showing up online, I've said it: if your partner knowingly breaks your things, get out of there. You're in an abusive relationship. Today, your Xbox. tomorrow, your nose.
I've been saying this for years. If your partner breaks things, particularly things that bring you joy, you are in an abusive relationship. Fantastic day one article from the brand new @mothership.blog
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www.mothership.blog/if-your-roma...
If your romantic partner purposefully breaks your gaming equipment, that's abuse
A shattered Switch can be a big red flag
www.mothership.blog
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Since the first time those videos started showing up online, I've said it: if your partner knowingly breaks your things, get out of there. You're in an abusive relationship. Today, your Xbox. tomorrow, your nose.
Dude, the way people everywhere be hating Highguard, you'd think the devs murdered their family.
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Dude, the way people everywhere be hating Highguard, you'd think the devs murdered their family.
There's a while lot of people who never played Concord saying Highguard is like Concord, but Highguard isn't anything like Concord. Like, at all.
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
There's a while lot of people who never played Concord saying Highguard is like Concord, but Highguard isn't anything like Concord. Like, at all.