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Doug Pasnak
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I am a meat popsicle.
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I know it’s trivial in the grand scheme of things, but literally no one that supported this abject moron should ever be allowed to forget they gave full throated support to someone too stupid to understand magnets.
Screenshot of a Rolling Stone article headline drawing attention to the fact that Trump is a mentally defective imbecile. “RollingStone Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images Trump's History of Weird Comments About Magnets The president has complained for years about magnetic systems in Navy aircraft carriers, but more recently claimed that 'nobody knows' what magnets are”
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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It has begun…
A Christmas themed village sitting on top of an entertainment system.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Bart Simpson saying “What an odd thing to say.”
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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A 4 panel cartoon featuring a woman, and a man in a MAGA hat. In the first panel the man says to the woman “don’t you see what happening?” In the second panel the man is pointing at a pin board of random Democrat politician names and news organizations connected by a web of threads and says “A secret society of Deep-State operatives under the direction of Davos Globalists are using the Liberal Media to fuel an FBI witch hunt and impose SOCIALISM!” In the third panel the woman is pointing at a pin board of her own. The pin board consists of “Trump” on one card and “is lying” on the other, connected by a single thread. In the last panel the man has removed his hat and is scratching his head. “I don’t follow” he says.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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A 4 panel cartoon featuring a woman, and a man in a MAGA hat. In the first panel the man says to the woman “don’t you see what happening?” In the second panel the man is pointing at a pin board of random Democrat politician names and news organizations connected by a web of threads and says “A secret society of Deep-State operatives under the direction of Davos Globalists are using the Liberal Media to fuel an FBI witch hunt and impose SOCIALISM!” In the third panel the woman is pointing at a pin board of her own. The pin board consists of “Trump” on one card and “is lying” on the other, connected by a single thread. In the last panel the man has removed his hat and is scratching his head. “I don’t follow” he says.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Cats.

#cats
Image of a black cat peeking over the edge of the bottom of the frame. Text above cat reads "I scratched you please respond".
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Everything is crab.
Screenshot of a Facebook ad for knock off Lego flowers. Text over image reads “crab yours before we sell out!” indicating that the closed caption did not translate the ad content properly.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Party’s Over
Photo of a collection of Halloween decorations laying on grass, being prepared to be put away.
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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What is this fucking crap. Does anyone know what the fuck is supposed to be?
An image of tacky gold coloured obviously meaningless shit Mango Mussolini has had placed on every flat surface of the Whitehouse.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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“Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Promotional photo from the TV show “Babylon 5“ showing major characters of featured alien races from the series.
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Image of a man strapped to a chair. His head is held by a black strap with a multitude of electrical probes attached to his skull. His eyes are being held open with callipers. A hand of a person off screen applies drops to his eyes.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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One of the only reasons the Canadian Supreme Court has been in the news for ages was that they changed their robes.
In this file photo, Supreme Court Justices pose for a group photo in Ottawa on Monday, Oct. 6, 2014. (Adrian Wyld / THE CANADIAN PRESS) Photo of the Supreme Court of Canada wearing their new simplified black robes. Supreme Court of Canada Justices Malcolm Row, left to right, Michelle O'Bonsawin, Andromache Karakatsanis, Nicholas Kasirer, Richard Wagner, Mahmud Jamal, Suzanne Cote, Mary T. Moreau, and Sheilah L. Martin wear their new robes as they take part in the Official Bench Photo in the Judges' Conference Room at the Supreme Court of Canada in Ottawa on Monday, Oct. 6, 2025. (Sean Kilpatrick/THE CANADIAN PRESS)
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I kind of hear what you’re saying.
Screenshot of a Bluesky phone notification. Notification reads “MORON liked your post”.
October 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Same energy.
Meme regarding gender identity. Person: "Back in my day, people dressed according to gender." Their day: Collection of images of pop and rock stars from the 80s and 90s showcasing gender fluidity.
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️

(That means: put a photo of yourself in a quote of this post. Please)
Young man in a black suit with a red tie and white shirt.
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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It’s a good night.
Image of a wood fire in a brazier
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I don’t remember these things when I was a kid but now they’re completely infested my mom‘s place. I mean, there are always been maple bugs, but I don’t remember them swarming in the fall.
Photo of a white metal sided garage with dozens of maple bugs crawling on the surface. Photo of a white metal sided garage with dozens of maple bugs crawling on the surface. Photo of a white metal sided garage with dozens of maple bugs crawling on the surface.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I don’t remember these things when I was a kid but now they’re completely infested my mom‘s place. I mean, there are always been maple bugs, but I don’t remember them swarming in the fall.
Photo of a white metal sided garage with dozens of maple bugs crawling on the surface. Photo of a white metal sided garage with dozens of maple bugs crawling on the surface. Photo of a white metal sided garage with dozens of maple bugs crawling on the surface.
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Why are they writing headlines like this? This stupid fuck was never in the running.
Screenshot of Bloomberg headline and ledes. “Bloomberg World Awaits Blowback as the Nobel Slips From Trump's Hands • The US president made no secret of his desire to win the award • It went instead to Venezuelan activist Maria Corina Machado” At the bottom of the image is the top half of of the head of a bloviating sundowning moron.
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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For fucks sake I thought you were kidding.
Two of the stupidest motherfuckers in the United States, Trump and Noem, are seen in a screenshot of a C-Span video. The insufferable imbecile that is Noem is quoted as saying “One of the individuals we arrested recently was the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa and we're hoping as we go after her and prosecute her, we'll get more and more information about the network and how we can root them out and eliminate them from the existence of American society”.
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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The crow wants to know…
A drawing of a crow that n a burgundy background. The cow is looking directly at the viewer. Text above the crow reads: THE CROW WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE STAYING HYDRATED
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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As it is written…
A green blowup frog on someone’s front lawn.
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I've had no issues with iOS26 or Mac OS Tahoe, but good lord some of these icons are just awful.
October 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Oh, nothing, just brushing my teeth and getting a bath at the same time.
#cats
A man with glasses and grey hair is brushing his teeth. A cat is laying across the man's shoulders, licking the side of the man's head. This is normal for the man's household.
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM