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Douglas Dubois
@douglasdubois.bsky.social
Mad Blackcaps, Kiwis, Chelsea fan. ABs & Blues supporter. Absolute Warriors tragic! Dig music, film and TV, literature, food, travel and dogs. Love Aotearoa. Not such a fan of dickheads.
Where is my slide??? Huh???

I want to be beaten up in the dark and thrown in a bloody pool. Is that too much to ask?
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Outstanding from the skipper.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I really want to go there but have so far been put off by the Ellerslie of it all.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So happy to hear that!
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
As a fellow parent to a child who spent a lot of time in the pediatric oncology ward, this really hits. I’m so grateful they were properly staffed at the time and so very sorry that’s not what is happening in your time of need. 😢
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This was the first one that popped into my head so I’ll go with that.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Absolute fraud
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yeah. Antithetical to my experience. To think there was nothing less cool than liking the Beatles is misreading how uncool you actually were.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
If that’s not a reason for all of us in the same boat to do so, I don’t know what is
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He’s on a hiding to nothing as a leader. Would absolutely retain him high in the list if he was into it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I would argue the rot must preexist by the time you become a pedophile.

I can’t think of another way you become one. It makes no sense.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Ffs 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Getting side eyes at the bar right now 👀
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I got my in with a girl I’d been head over heels for in high school because I had that song on my mix tape. I owe Chris a debt I can never repay.
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I hope no one is holding their breath
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I fail to see how he would do anything but make it considerably worse
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Oh there definitely is.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That looks amazing! Did the best with a rough cut. How do I get some? 😆
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oof that is appalling. Forming a good relationship with a local butcher is so important right now. They’d never do you that dirty, even if they’re ostensibly a tad more expensive.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The way this git tries to seem relatable……genuinely gouge my eyes. I’ve seen enough.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM