I hate to cook. I’m not all that good at it. Too much standing. Timing is a nightmare. I don’t know how our mom’s did it without vodka. Cause that’s how I did it
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I hate to cook. I’m not all that good at it. Too much standing. Timing is a nightmare. I don’t know how our mom’s did it without vodka. Cause that’s how I did it
I just counted out six pieces of bacon while putting them in a baggie…
-In Spanish
-Like the Count on Seasame Street
-Finished with an AH!AH!AH!
-To my dog (yes I gave her seis)
-In Spanish
-Like the Count on Seasame Street
-Finished with an AH!AH!AH!
-To my dog (yes I gave her seis)
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just counted out six pieces of bacon while putting them in a baggie…
-In Spanish
-Like the Count on Seasame Street
-Finished with an AH!AH!AH!
-To my dog (yes I gave her seis)
-In Spanish
-Like the Count on Seasame Street
-Finished with an AH!AH!AH!
-To my dog (yes I gave her seis)
RFKjr has inspired me to write poetry but I’m kinda stuck. Need a one syllable word that rhymes with fizz…
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
RFKjr has inspired me to write poetry but I’m kinda stuck. Need a one syllable word that rhymes with fizz…
May your significant other look at you the way trump looks at Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
May your significant other look at you the way trump looks at Mamdani
It’s burrito night and Penny is zeroed in on that incoming tortilla like Kash Patel
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It’s burrito night and Penny is zeroed in on that incoming tortilla like Kash Patel
The pelicans have returned for the winter
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The pelicans have returned for the winter
My little town’s Main St is actually full of cars today. A lot of these buildings are empty and the street usually is too but the movie theater is having a Veterans Day program
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My little town’s Main St is actually full of cars today. A lot of these buildings are empty and the street usually is too but the movie theater is having a Veterans Day program
I’m really digging that Nov 10 is now being referred to as “Fuck You Kim Davis Day” throughout all my social media. So it shall now and forever be, in he name of the father, son and Holy Spirit, amen
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m really digging that Nov 10 is now being referred to as “Fuck You Kim Davis Day” throughout all my social media. So it shall now and forever be, in he name of the father, son and Holy Spirit, amen
Asian Beetle hell. I’ve killed over 100 in the house in just a few minutes.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Asian Beetle hell. I’ve killed over 100 in the house in just a few minutes.
I just broke down and switched back to A/C. I know it’s supposed to be 24 for a low in a few days but it’s hot af in this house right now
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I just broke down and switched back to A/C. I know it’s supposed to be 24 for a low in a few days but it’s hot af in this house right now
www.imdb.com/title/tt3029... This show is really bad. Kardashian money and big name stars (Kim Kardashian excluded) does not buy quality
All's Fair (TV Series 2025– ) ⭐ 3.1 | Drama
42m | TV-MA
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November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
www.imdb.com/title/tt3029... This show is really bad. Kardashian money and big name stars (Kim Kardashian excluded) does not buy quality
And that’s that. Final harvest
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
And that’s that. Final harvest
The new Starbucks slogan is “Protein never tasted so good”
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The new Starbucks slogan is “Protein never tasted so good”
youtube.com/watch?v=BTRE... Ah, memories
Sorority Girls from Hell!
YouTube video by cwoody222
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October 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
youtube.com/watch?v=BTRE... Ah, memories
Not the last harvest but we’re close
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Not the last harvest but we’re close
Moonrises are a dime a dozen but the way it lights up the clouds …
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Moonrises are a dime a dozen but the way it lights up the clouds …
I’m sure we’re way behind most, but we are really enjoying Ted Lasso. Nothing like what i was expecting.
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m sure we’re way behind most, but we are really enjoying Ted Lasso. Nothing like what i was expecting.
Never seen anything like this go by before. Moving from Bayou La Batre on the Alabama gulf coast to Nashville. I’m assuming it’s one of those local touristy boats, maybe a dinner cruise boat? It’s got one of those ear piercing calliopes on it
October 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Never seen anything like this go by before. Moving from Bayou La Batre on the Alabama gulf coast to Nashville. I’m assuming it’s one of those local touristy boats, maybe a dinner cruise boat? It’s got one of those ear piercing calliopes on it
Moon with a side of Saturn
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Moon with a side of Saturn
These are my mom’s mashed potatoes. Loaded with cream cheese and sour cream. Load it up with butter and throw it in the oven. Heavenly and deadly
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These are my mom’s mashed potatoes. Loaded with cream cheese and sour cream. Load it up with butter and throw it in the oven. Heavenly and deadly
Top of frame is the mailbox. Where i stepped in a fire ant mound. Where i threw off my shoes and jeans to get the fuckers off of me. That was a long walk of shame to the house. Luckily, it’s a dead end street and we don’t have many neighbors.
September 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Top of frame is the mailbox. Where i stepped in a fire ant mound. Where i threw off my shoes and jeans to get the fuckers off of me. That was a long walk of shame to the house. Luckily, it’s a dead end street and we don’t have many neighbors.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... This is a good person right here
Virginia woman donates $150,000 Powerball prize to charity: ‘I needed to give it all away’
Carrie Edwards, a widow and grandma, gave the money to dementia research, food access and aid for military families
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September 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... This is a good person right here
After only having two all summer, our hummingbirds all of a sudden showed up this morning
September 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
After only having two all summer, our hummingbirds all of a sudden showed up this morning