Mike M
@dosmas.bsky.social
He/Him/They
twitch.tv/mikeymet
My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government.
twitch.tv/mikeymet
My tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government.
Can't fault them for commitment to the bit. This biker with "APTHY" license plate not wearing their full face helmet, electing to hang it from the handlebars instead.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Can't fault them for commitment to the bit. This biker with "APTHY" license plate not wearing their full face helmet, electing to hang it from the handlebars instead.
Didn't feel like taking down the Halloween decorations to put up holiday stuff. So now it's starting to feel like Hogswatch in the apartment instead!
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Didn't feel like taking down the Halloween decorations to put up holiday stuff. So now it's starting to feel like Hogswatch in the apartment instead!
what am i suposed to do with all these halloween leftovers?
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
what am i suposed to do with all these halloween leftovers?
Horchata cold brew with a lil nutmeg on top as a treat. I am so fkn wired rn.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Horchata cold brew with a lil nutmeg on top as a treat. I am so fkn wired rn.
Oh heck yeah someone's already designed it!
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh heck yeah someone's already designed it!
They're really neat stickers!
November 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They're really neat stickers!
Friggin' love this Zoey! She's absolutely glowing!!! Thank you @matthtaylor.com for the rad HUNTR/X art!
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Friggin' love this Zoey! She's absolutely glowing!!! Thank you @matthtaylor.com for the rad HUNTR/X art!
The trick-or-treaters in my apartment complex are going to be eating good this Halloween!
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The trick-or-treaters in my apartment complex are going to be eating good this Halloween!
We could fix all this bullshit with just one product.
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We could fix all this bullshit with just one product.
Give the kids what they want this Halloween!
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Give the kids what they want this Halloween!
How you know you're in Scottsdale:
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How you know you're in Scottsdale:
Relevant subliminal messages from the Futurama Morbotron
October 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Relevant subliminal messages from the Futurama Morbotron
How tf did Google know I ran outta trees and need to re-up? Oh this is the allergen tracker, whoops.
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
How tf did Google know I ran outta trees and need to re-up? Oh this is the allergen tracker, whoops.
are spaghettios becoming a meme a sign of the economic recession?
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
are spaghettios becoming a meme a sign of the economic recession?
The multiverse disease is leaking & spreading, but not in the fun way.
October 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The multiverse disease is leaking & spreading, but not in the fun way.
Gotta love spooky season! I am in an apartment so I won't get many trick-or-treaters, but I still put the bucket by the door just in case.
October 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gotta love spooky season! I am in an apartment so I won't get many trick-or-treaters, but I still put the bucket by the door just in case.
My low tire pressure light confirms it. Summer is officially over in the valley!
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
My low tire pressure light confirms it. Summer is officially over in the valley!
Heading out soon for Merc/Lynx game 4 tonight! Hope I get recruited to join antifa at the arena
September 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Heading out soon for Merc/Lynx game 4 tonight! Hope I get recruited to join antifa at the arena
At least at-home euthanasia options have gotten more convenient for people with chronic intestinal problems.
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At least at-home euthanasia options have gotten more convenient for people with chronic intestinal problems.
Oh it's RAINING raining!
September 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh it's RAINING raining!