Jesse Dean
@dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social
trans audhd storytime skit dude
dorkbait on Tiktok/YT
dorkbait on Tiktok/YT
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Jesse Dean
@dorkdorkgoose.bsky.social
· Jan 20
“you seem pretty unstable”
wait, you think i’m pretty? 💅✨🕺🏼
wait, you think i’m pretty? 💅✨🕺🏼
do crabs think fish are flying
June 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
do crabs think fish are flying
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Sorry for this. FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT. My daughter is not a political pawn to be used to incite hate. She's a beautiful vibrant young woman who spreads love and joy to all around her.
Transgender is not a crime. It's a truth. Yet some are so adverse to the truth they feed on lies and hate. 💙♥️🏳️🌈✊️
Transgender is not a crime. It's a truth. Yet some are so adverse to the truth they feed on lies and hate. 💙♥️🏳️🌈✊️
April 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sorry for this. FUCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT. My daughter is not a political pawn to be used to incite hate. She's a beautiful vibrant young woman who spreads love and joy to all around her.
Transgender is not a crime. It's a truth. Yet some are so adverse to the truth they feed on lies and hate. 💙♥️🏳️🌈✊️
Transgender is not a crime. It's a truth. Yet some are so adverse to the truth they feed on lies and hate. 💙♥️🏳️🌈✊️
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RFK Jr. is contributing so much misinformation about autism. Once again people are arguing about vaccines instead of fighting for much needed resources and support systems.
April 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
RFK Jr. is contributing so much misinformation about autism. Once again people are arguing about vaccines instead of fighting for much needed resources and support systems.
BREAKING NEWS: i’m gay
April 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING NEWS: i’m gay
unpopular opinion: tipping culture is stupid. businesses need to pay people livable wages.
April 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
unpopular opinion: tipping culture is stupid. businesses need to pay people livable wages.
me: more friends would be nice
also me: i hate talking to people
also me: i hate talking to people
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
me: more friends would be nice
also me: i hate talking to people
also me: i hate talking to people
overthinking should at least burn calories
March 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
overthinking should at least burn calories
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For years economists told us that the country would face a recession under President Biden. It never happened.
Just six weeks into Trump's term, however, we are now on the verge of economic turmoil.
Just six weeks into Trump's term, however, we are now on the verge of economic turmoil.
March 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
For years economists told us that the country would face a recession under President Biden. It never happened.
Just six weeks into Trump's term, however, we are now on the verge of economic turmoil.
Just six weeks into Trump's term, however, we are now on the verge of economic turmoil.
Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou
March 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou
we’ve all been through enough trauma to last 10 lifetimes
March 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
we’ve all been through enough trauma to last 10 lifetimes
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Here’s a sneak peek at a painting I just finished! I wanted the background to look like a mixture of charcoal and watercolor, and I’m super happy with how it turned out.
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Here’s a sneak peek at a painting I just finished! I wanted the background to look like a mixture of charcoal and watercolor, and I’m super happy with how it turned out.
weed is love weed is life
March 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
weed is love weed is life
if someone says what Elon did isn’t the salute, tell them to record themselves doing it and post it online. then make fun of them when they won’t.
March 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if someone says what Elon did isn’t the salute, tell them to record themselves doing it and post it online. then make fun of them when they won’t.
“impeach trump instead of complaining on the internet”
do i look like i work in congress? was i elected to a seat in the senate without my knowledge?
do i look like i work in congress? was i elected to a seat in the senate without my knowledge?
a close up of a brown dog with the words huh on the bottom right
ALT: a close up of a brown dog with the words huh on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
“impeach trump instead of complaining on the internet”
do i look like i work in congress? was i elected to a seat in the senate without my knowledge?
do i look like i work in congress? was i elected to a seat in the senate without my knowledge?
a cancer survivor took time out of her day to write a rude paragraph to me
imagine almost dying and then using the extra time you were blessed with to troll
imagine almost dying and then using the extra time you were blessed with to troll
March 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
a cancer survivor took time out of her day to write a rude paragraph to me
imagine almost dying and then using the extra time you were blessed with to troll
imagine almost dying and then using the extra time you were blessed with to troll
“i was spanked and i turned out fine”
no you didn’t. you just turned into an adult that thinks it’s okay to hit kids.
no you didn’t. you just turned into an adult that thinks it’s okay to hit kids.
March 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“i was spanked and i turned out fine”
no you didn’t. you just turned into an adult that thinks it’s okay to hit kids.
no you didn’t. you just turned into an adult that thinks it’s okay to hit kids.
why do we say “i’m gonna take a shit”
where are you taking it? i don’t know about you, but i leave my shit in the toilet.
it should be “i’m gonna leave a shit”
where are you taking it? i don’t know about you, but i leave my shit in the toilet.
it should be “i’m gonna leave a shit”
March 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
why do we say “i’m gonna take a shit”
where are you taking it? i don’t know about you, but i leave my shit in the toilet.
it should be “i’m gonna leave a shit”
where are you taking it? i don’t know about you, but i leave my shit in the toilet.
it should be “i’m gonna leave a shit”
“Quit calling god ‘Sky Daddy!’ Would you talk about Islam like that?”
Yes, actually.
Yes, actually.
March 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Quit calling god ‘Sky Daddy!’ Would you talk about Islam like that?”
Yes, actually.
Yes, actually.
why do people click into your snapchat convo when you’re still actively typing? i can’t finish my thought when your bitmoji is staring at me like 👁️👄👁️
February 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
why do people click into your snapchat convo when you’re still actively typing? i can’t finish my thought when your bitmoji is staring at me like 👁️👄👁️
never half ass what you can full ass
February 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
never half ass what you can full ass
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“Are you seeing anyone”
like dating or hallucinations?
like dating or hallucinations?
February 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Are you seeing anyone”
like dating or hallucinations?
like dating or hallucinations?
It was assigned the Gulf of Mexico at birth, so that’s what I’ll be calling it.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It was assigned the Gulf of Mexico at birth, so that’s what I’ll be calling it.
‘are you a girl or a boy?’ yes
February 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
‘are you a girl or a boy?’ yes