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Dorkasaurus
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I'm a dork who's only wish is that the world would be a kinder place. And that I could eat whatever I wanted without consequences. More money would be great too.
Does anyone know what time the #rapture is due to start? Knowing which timezone would help, too, as I am about 3/4 through reading a book, and I'll be very cross if I get raptured before I find out how it ends. I am in New Zealand, if it helps...
September 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I just feel like if there's one thing you should do today, it's to stop and look at these pics of my #cats.
Taken during the event now etched into history as "The Twenty Minute Peace" in which neither of them pissed off each other - or me!
Cats are great, aren't they?
#innerpeace #catsofbluesky
July 17, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Decided to #rewatch #Arcane again. It's been a good few months since my last rewatch. I'm sure that it won't leave me emotionally devastated or feeling empty again like the last couple of times I've watched it.

Right? Right?? Can somebody please promise me I'll be okay this time?
a man wearing a hat and a tank top is sitting in front of a pile of wooden crates .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is sitting in front of a pile of wooden crates .
media.tenor.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I am certain that there will be a day where I read over work that I have written, and don't find myself thinking "OMG I wonder what's gonna happen!"
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WROTE IT!
Until such time, I will continue to be surprised when the thing I wrote happens. #writing #gettingold
July 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
After days of procrastinating, I finally gave a much loved character a fitting 🪦 scene. Hopefully, it showed how much I adored them. I hated every second of it and will now seek a suitable corner of despair to cry myself to sleep in. I swear #writing was supposed to be fun, right? #heartbroken
July 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am about to write the last chapter from the POV of a character I truly love. It is the last for, well... 🪦💀 reasons.
It is essential for the plot and other character growth, etc. But damn, this hurts, and I don't wanna do it. #killyourdarlings #writingisfun #notreadyforthis
July 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
NetflixBrasil is constantly doing the lords' work in promoting the glory of #PiltoversFinest #CaitVi I can't handle Xitter, so I'll do my best on here to help you, @netflixbrasil.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How long is it until I can rewatch #Arcane again? Well, I put it to a vote, and I can't bear to argue against such unbelievable results. Looks like I'm just going to have to start watching it again then.
February 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
X/Twitter/Twatter is for those who believe that it was an American who split the atom.
#Bluesky is for those who know it was a New Zealander.
Rutherford's achievement is pretty much NZ's biggest victory, and no orange wotsit in a tie is going to take credit for it without a fight.
January 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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MONTHS AFTER Joe said he would not pardon Hunter, Trump won the election & appointed a man as FBI Director who has spent the last 4 years on every right-wing podcast ranting that he was going to go after Hunter. Obsessed with him. Were you aware of that, critics? Not relevant?
December 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
@escgabe.com I know I'm going to be a bit biased here, but I'd personally love to see you rank the UK ESC entires since 2000. Can't help but wonder where Scooch or Jemini would fit in your humblest of opinions 🤭
November 26, 2024 at 7:46 AM