He was a little too tall, could’ve used a few lbs.

Pat has a comeliness stat from Unearthed Arcana

And Pat hasn’t even had coffee yet.

Venger probably needed a unicorn horn for his flagging boner, so why not kick one of this into the deal.

Bobby shouldn’t even had a magic item, tbh. Real ones remember when barbarians destroyed magic items.

And the weapons are trash. Sure, Hank got a bow. But a shield? A magic stick? A magic hat with an attach wild magic table? All trash.

This goes on for at least a thousand years. Lord knows how many people. So Dungeon Master gets the brainy idea to STEAL CHILDREN FROM EARTH AND ARM THEM WITH THE SAME WEAPONS VENGER NEEDS FOR HIS RITUAL TO CONQUER THE WORLD.

Sorry for the all caps but seriously wtfffff

He was a sorcerer, after all. So the lil fella bagged a dragon. Damn, son.

So so expensive

I saw the same one but it was badly drawn so I’m pretty sure it was Heathcliff

Maybe make 1 buy my book video tho.

Has he ever been photographed more while sitting than any other time to this point? Half the photos I see of him these days are of his head and then a sea of waists in mid-clap.

It certainly isn’t on Matty’s to-do list.

He looks like he’s ready to show you to your seat.