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Josie
@dopesephine.bsky.social
· Jul 28
carrying around a big stack of books so everyone knows im the strongest person at the library
Told my pop that more than being in love, I've found myself in a relationship where I can be myself in a way I've never been allowed to with a romantic partner, or even just another human being. He hugged me & told me he's never had that and it was a very sweet moment but now I'm thinking about it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Told my pop that more than being in love, I've found myself in a relationship where I can be myself in a way I've never been allowed to with a romantic partner, or even just another human being. He hugged me & told me he's never had that and it was a very sweet moment but now I'm thinking about it.
My partner told me our baby is going to have mega autism. That's what's up. Right on.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My partner told me our baby is going to have mega autism. That's what's up. Right on.
Letter to Madeline 24 hour version
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Letter to Madeline 24 hour version
Stood up for myself twice in one week. I'm gonna be sick
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Stood up for myself twice in one week. I'm gonna be sick
I keep dangling off of ladders and going "oh! im afraid of heights!" and my boss looks like he's going to fucking kill me every time.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I keep dangling off of ladders and going "oh! im afraid of heights!" and my boss looks like he's going to fucking kill me every time.
social anarchist, fiscal maoist
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
social anarchist, fiscal maoist
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The nice thing about having to work a new job is you can start slacking early and then impress everyone by working slightly harder when it actually counts.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The nice thing about having to work a new job is you can start slacking early and then impress everyone by working slightly harder when it actually counts.
Ernest Renan's Agnostic's Prayer has got to be one of the prayers of all time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ernest Renan's Agnostic's Prayer has got to be one of the prayers of all time.
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kirby air riders city trial
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
kirby air riders city trial
GOT MY PARTNER PREGNANT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
GOT MY PARTNER PREGNANT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Got a job crawling around in attics. Onboarding includes them measuring my shoulders. Scared they're going to call me a brick afterwards.
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Got a job crawling around in attics. Onboarding includes them measuring my shoulders. Scared they're going to call me a brick afterwards.
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they had to write revelations in code because chicago hadn’t been invented yet
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
they had to write revelations in code because chicago hadn’t been invented yet
My partner has accidentally become a step parent for my work daughter. Life is beautiful.
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My partner has accidentally become a step parent for my work daughter. Life is beautiful.
Pull it together, man, a murder is about to happen.
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pull it together, man, a murder is about to happen.
at least theres love
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
at least theres love
Gonna get laid off because my team likes me too much. Incredible display of competence by middle management.
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Gonna get laid off because my team likes me too much. Incredible display of competence by middle management.
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c-span is outsider art
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
c-span is outsider art
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like to accrue merit boost to turn the wheel
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
like to accrue merit boost to turn the wheel
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power up arc where i just cry in the shower for 3 days
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
power up arc where i just cry in the shower for 3 days
I keep getting complimented as consistent which I think is probably just the nice way to say unyielding.
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I keep getting complimented as consistent which I think is probably just the nice way to say unyielding.
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the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.
5 cars, one beer. I am God's most specialest little woman.
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
5 cars, one beer. I am God's most specialest little woman.
finally, somebody to piss with
October 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
finally, somebody to piss with