Balaké
@doozerblake.bsky.social
Oh, we all prepurchased them.
February 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Oh, we all prepurchased them.
My guy, good on you for getting your wedding during the Bad Bunny concert but you’ve now set the bar a little too high for everyone else.
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
My guy, good on you for getting your wedding during the Bad Bunny concert but you’ve now set the bar a little too high for everyone else.
De-aging technology for ads and film is dumb and bad, and anyone using it should feel bad.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
De-aging technology for ads and film is dumb and bad, and anyone using it should feel bad.
If you’re the betting type I guarantee this will be the score in tomorrow’s Big Game. Be sure to bet everything on this and share your winnings with me.
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
If you’re the betting type I guarantee this will be the score in tomorrow’s Big Game. Be sure to bet everything on this and share your winnings with me.
Woke up early to smoke meats for tomorrow’s Bad Bunny concert.
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Woke up early to smoke meats for tomorrow’s Bad Bunny concert.
Sometimes the feedback sandwich in a year end review is a shit sandwich because they’re shit.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Sometimes the feedback sandwich in a year end review is a shit sandwich because they’re shit.
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
We were all lucky to have Catherine O’Hara in our lives.
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
We were all lucky to have Catherine O’Hara in our lives.
Gonna hold off on watching “Melania” until the extended edition trilogy is playing in theaters.
January 29, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Gonna hold off on watching “Melania” until the extended edition trilogy is playing in theaters.
This made it all worth it.
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This made it all worth it.
Shoveled this much snow today.
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Shoveled this much snow today.
In better movie news for me after my Dunkirk snafu, going to see Spaceballs in the theater next week. So I’ve got that going for me.
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
In better movie news for me after my Dunkirk snafu, going to see Spaceballs in the theater next week. So I’ve got that going for me.
Bought a single ticket to see Dunkirk at the IMAX in Indy for Sunday, May 17, 2026, forgetting i was going to be out of town. If you want it, hit me up.
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Bought a single ticket to see Dunkirk at the IMAX in Indy for Sunday, May 17, 2026, forgetting i was going to be out of town. If you want it, hit me up.
Downtown Carmel. The terrible parallel parking is more entertaining than the ice sculptures.
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Downtown Carmel. The terrible parallel parking is more entertaining than the ice sculptures.
Stupid holiday season…
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Stupid holiday season…
Who could’ve possibly seen that legalizing sports betting would’ve led to more and more people trying to game the system… I wish there was a way we could’ve bet on this happening.
January 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Who could’ve possibly seen that legalizing sports betting would’ve led to more and more people trying to game the system… I wish there was a way we could’ve bet on this happening.
Teams updates are the new Java updates.
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Teams updates are the new Java updates.
Your email has never found me well.
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Your email has never found me well.
Weird that they didn’t just call this the LEGO Furry minifigure collection.
January 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Weird that they didn’t just call this the LEGO Furry minifigure collection.
Recycled some holiday lights today so I’ve essentially bought us all an extra 0.0001 seconds of life on earth. You’re welcome.
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Recycled some holiday lights today so I’ve essentially bought us all an extra 0.0001 seconds of life on earth. You’re welcome.
“Your ID card is officially digital”
Cool, now tell every healthcare provider in the U.S. to accept them instead of requiring a physical insurance card.
Cool, now tell every healthcare provider in the U.S. to accept them instead of requiring a physical insurance card.
January 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“Your ID card is officially digital”
Cool, now tell every healthcare provider in the U.S. to accept them instead of requiring a physical insurance card.
Cool, now tell every healthcare provider in the U.S. to accept them instead of requiring a physical insurance card.
We should all go to World Mardi Gras at Circle Centre Mall tonight
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We should all go to World Mardi Gras at Circle Centre Mall tonight
The perfect breaded pork tenderloin size and shape is rectangular with one side twice the width of the bun so it can be cut and stacked to make it a double. #TenderloinTalk
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The perfect breaded pork tenderloin size and shape is rectangular with one side twice the width of the bun so it can be cut and stacked to make it a double. #TenderloinTalk
Pizza Pac-Man also enjoys a slice occasionally.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pizza Pac-Man also enjoys a slice occasionally.