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Doogie2K 🇵🇸🇱🇧🇨🇦
@doogie2k.bsky.social
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He/him. The Internet was a mistake.

Avatar from @drawfeeshow.com, probably drawn by @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social; banner drawn by Fiona Staples (it's Lying Cat from Saga)

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doogie2k.bsky.social
This one been done yet?
"Waiting for Godot" in the style of the "Zohran for New York City" signs.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
doogie2k.bsky.social
My spouse @geisslertube.bsky.social is a sweetie and got me a couple of @spacethey.gay stickers for my laptop! ❤️❤️❤️
Two stickers designed by @spacethey.gay sitting on my keyboard wristrest. Left: a 2370s-80s Starfleet comm badge with a rainbow overlaid on the trapezoid base. Right: circular mission badge design with a NASA space shuttle backed by a banner that is rainbow at left, Communist at right; the banner halves meet again behind the Earth on a dark blue "space" background. The words around the edge read "Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism"
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Pigshitballs
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
lolllllll
Me replying to a blocked post pointing out that the laptop with the European keyboard was probably bought in Europe, rather than the much less likely explanation that it was an AI error that just so happened to perfectly recreate a French keyboard in a way that AI just doesn't do without a great deal of assistance.
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Ghostie sleeping on our @drawfeeshow.com Jacob Horse pillow

I'm not getting that back huh.
A year-old grey-and-white doodle asleep on a long, brown pillow in the shape of Drawfee character "Jacob Horse". There's other toys underneath her, including a chewed marrow bone and a skeleton teddy bear.
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
The Slut Gnomes of False Berlin (colourized, 2025)
A screenshot from Power Wash Simulator 2 showing six lawn gnomes facing in seemingly random directions against the backdrop of a filthy tea house designed to look like a teapot, with tables and chairs designed to look like teacups and saucers.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
That is not the definition of nonce I am familiar with
A list of several definitions of "nonce", with an arrow highlighting "Nonce, a slang term chiefly used in Britain for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children"
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Chibi anime girl is blinded by her computer screen. Underneath are Chinese characters "translated" as "three letter agent glow so bright"
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Also lol you literally did this
The infamous Dean Browning tweet: "I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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pigshitballs
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Oh here we go again. The left is too important not to show up to vote but not important enough to give an inch to. Corporate Dems can do what they want because otherwise, fascism. Because God forbid we actually push for anti-fascist Dems instead of stooges.

Play another record, this one's old.
Reginald VelJohnson playing a guitar against some lights, captioned "Shut The Fuck Up!"
October 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Yeah every anti-Zionist Jew I've seen on my TL so far has also said that this is bullshit and you should stop arguing in support of a guy who etched onto his chest the same icon worn by the people who cheerfully butchered their families.

An example:
Erin Biba skeet from Oct. 21: "Why is this a debate? Why is this an analysis? Why are we discussing his motivations or the reasoning behind why he has it or why he kept it? (These are all rhetorical questions.) Nazi tattoo = you’re done. It’s literally that simple. There’s no nuance or further conversation needed."
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Let me help you with your reading comprehension
My OP with the phrases "three people directly telling me" and "I'm being told" highlighted in yellow.
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
this mf literally said
The classic Darren Rovell tweet: i feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content. October 19, 2016. Nine years ago. Feels like at least three lifetimes.
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
The reviews are in! From my Presbyterian minister friend:
Screenshot of a text chat screen. A dog in a hat is saying "Honestly this might have been the best meme you have sent. It has like 3 punchlines to it"
October 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Meghan's OP, followed by Jehovah's Witness Protection Program (sick name btw) saying "You". I've circled and pointed to the "you" in red to emphasize the point.
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Submitting this as commentary for no specific reason
Adam Ellis cartoon about Gays Against Groomers: Panel 1: MAGA guy and Gay Against Grooming (GAG) shake hands; GAG is wearing an "LGB without the T" shirt while a bunch of gender non-conforming people are led away in handcuffs in the background MAGA: "We did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queesn! Thanks for your help!" GAG with sign saying "Gays Against Drag Queens": "Happy to be of service! Panel 2 GAG: "So, who are we going after next?" Panel 3 MAGA smiles thinly at GAG Panel 4 GAG: "I said, who's next?" Panel 5 MAGA smile gets slightly wider Panel 6 GAG, now worried: "Who..." Panel 7 MAGA smile gets slightly wider again. Implicitly: you're next, motherfucker.
October 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
It's this, obviously
Infamous Garfield strip from May 30, 1990 PANEL 1: At the vet's with Garfield Jon: "'Have a cup of coffee, Jon.' Why, thanks, don't mind if I do" PANEL 2: Jon chugs the coffee cup Liz: "Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle" Panel 3: Jon has a freaked out look on his face because... Liz: "You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies" Garfield: "I hate puppies!" Jim Davis insists that this was a protein concoction like the kind they used on the farm to boost bovine maternal nutrition for healthier calves, but most people immediately thought THAT MF JUST DRANK DOG SEMEN. And why would they not? How else do you explain this if you're not a farm kid? Also, who keeps a nutritional drink for animals in a coffee mug? The setup for this joke is nonsense.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Is that so
Black guy energized with lightning. No other connotations are intended here.
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Wooper!
Wooper doing a :D smile while hip deep in water.
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
I see your argument and I counter you:
pigshitballs
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
I could keep going but this is getting stupid
100th RAF Squadron skull and crossbones. Those are actual, anatomically realistic skulls and femurs, not just generic cartoonish skull and bones South Korea's 3rd Infantry Division skull and crossbones. Back to the Jolly Roger style. Also in blue! Not even black!
October 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
Do your eyes fucking work? Literally none of these look like the SS Totenkopf. They all face straight on, they all have much longer and thinner crossed bones. These are closer to the Jolly Roger than the Nazi Totenkopf and not by a little bit.
US Marine Corps Recon Battalion skull and crossbones mark USMC 1st Recon Battalion skull and crossbones badge USMC 3rd Recon Battalion skull and crossbones USMC 4th Recon Battalion skull and crossbones
October 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
hey uh

what the fuck is wrong with you
sonic's like "you see this shit tails?"
October 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
doogie2k.bsky.social
To be a useful socialist you also have to be slightly smarter than this
The poster in OP (starmendeluxe) reskeeting a post saying "Governors could order state policing agencies to arrest ICE and Homeland Security agents for breaking state laws like assault, menacing, rioting etc. This Rubicon needs to be crossed sooner not later."
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM