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MF Doob
@doobie-howitzer.bsky.social
World Record holding speedrunner 👀

Studying ASL and becoming more radicalized every day...

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Now imagine if Adoree Jackson wasn't begging the QB to throw at him every down
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They're missing 4 out of their 5 starters so...
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If Maxey is traded there's only one solution...

We have to eat Josh Harris
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Bro is 21 and he's being told to sit on the shelf for another 70% of his current lifespan.

No way a kid with his talent should have to wait for everyone in the nursing home to die before he's allowed to get a shot
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He became a pariah because he snitched and got a bunch of guys in the hip hop scene busted

Fuck this rat
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The "emirates" NBA Cup is such a joke lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
With a take this bad you might accidentally make some folks hate pecan pie just for being associated with it
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Fines are directly proportional to the amount of money you make not the severity of the infraction

The whole thing needs a rework though, some players get hurt by dirty plays and end up losing more money to absence than the guy that was caught playing dirty
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He benefitted from an astronomically bad decision by the returner and they didn't even score on the possession he got them in the red zone lmfao
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm gonna do it again in like 6 hours if you want to tune in
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hope they're seething over it, the cup is dumb
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE TIRE COMPANY SCAM
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Even in the darkest timeline there are still some beautiful moments, you two deserve this!
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Black Friday for hospital bills would go so hard
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Let chef cook
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I don't have any side in this but Klay has a police record too (arrested in 2011) so that's really funny
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Almost anyone else hitting that pass would have us assuming they lost their handle and got lucky, but we know better in this case
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you were to artificially manufacture a competitive situation would it be more lucrative to prop up a 2 team race for the 4 seed or to have potentially 4-6 teams vying for the 1 seed all play their starters?

LAR/SEA/SF/PHI/CHI/DET are all within a 2 games of eachother right now
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#NFL isn't even trying to hide shit anymore, they're desperate for divisions to stay competitive so they don't look as stupid as they are for jamming week 18 full of divisional matchups when half the teams are playing backups usually
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The fuck is "dragon ball z studio"? The studio that makes Dragonball is Toei Animation
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So if it was dismissed because the prosecution intentionally misrepresented the review process when does she get charged for lying under oath and falsifying evidence?
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM