Don’t Quote Me On That
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Don’t Quote Me On That
@dontquotemeonthat.bsky.social
I never said that and what if I did?

Thinking is free…no charge…why not take advantage of the low price?
Tales of animal rescue.

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I went to Denny’s last week.

Is that suspicious travel?
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think we can officially call this a trend.
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
His dentures are loose.
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
She forgot the salt spray?
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I see a very tense Christmas in their future.
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The worm can do more pull ups than Kennedy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Putting the “ugh” in ugly.
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ok, just make sure you send a nice card
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not your best idea, Jimmy
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What are the ingredients of a Lesbian Pie?
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So I’m going to need 2 salmons to have sex on my face?

I think not 😦
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We are just cannon fodder to American corporations
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Who would want to assimilate with Stephen Miller?
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No harm in trying it
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When he got home after his shift
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sometimes it’s all about the presentation
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM