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I love dogs, cats, surfing, and eating pancakes.
I make a lot of typos, it’s a whole thing, you’ll get used to it.
I make a lot of typos, it’s a whole thing, you’ll get used to it.
An unemployable buffoon who thinks he is clever
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 AM
An unemployable buffoon who thinks he is clever
I have a real strong feeling Trump has never been to Greenland.
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I have a real strong feeling Trump has never been to Greenland.
He is an untrained violent man looking for a reason to kill someone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
He is an untrained violent man looking for a reason to kill someone.
And I can assure you if he does invade Greenland Lisa will call Susan and see which one of them is going to vote against it.
January 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
And I can assure you if he does invade Greenland Lisa will call Susan and see which one of them is going to vote against it.
He will be the ultimate “I have a friend at church…”. That is what my mother in law always says. “I have a friend at church who worked on the deep state, top secret plan to expose the public to chemtrails.”
It’s fucking bonkers but she says this with a straight face.
It’s fucking bonkers but she says this with a straight face.
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
He will be the ultimate “I have a friend at church…”. That is what my mother in law always says. “I have a friend at church who worked on the deep state, top secret plan to expose the public to chemtrails.”
It’s fucking bonkers but she says this with a straight face.
It’s fucking bonkers but she says this with a straight face.
Sure but trans kids won’t be playing sports. So winning!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Sure but trans kids won’t be playing sports. So winning!!!
Conservatives - look how Europeans handle vaccines. That is the right way to do healthcare.
Everyone - great can we have universal single payer healthcare like them?
GOP - no that’s bad.
Everyone - great can we have universal single payer healthcare like them?
GOP - no that’s bad.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Conservatives - look how Europeans handle vaccines. That is the right way to do healthcare.
Everyone - great can we have universal single payer healthcare like them?
GOP - no that’s bad.
Everyone - great can we have universal single payer healthcare like them?
GOP - no that’s bad.
It’s like hearing a toddler go on about his big day at school when they start day care.
This is an old David Sedaris joke so I must give him credit.
This is an old David Sedaris joke so I must give him credit.
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
It’s like hearing a toddler go on about his big day at school when they start day care.
This is an old David Sedaris joke so I must give him credit.
This is an old David Sedaris joke so I must give him credit.
If you showed up to my kids daycare trying to force yourself in. I would show up and kick your ass.
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If you showed up to my kids daycare trying to force yourself in. I would show up and kick your ass.
Marie Antoinette be like “Read the room”.
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Marie Antoinette be like “Read the room”.
Yeah, well did you ever own a basketball team?
a woman says ya i didn t think so
ALT: a woman says ya i didn t think so
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yeah, well did you ever own a basketball team?
Stop it. People already angrily say things mean about billionaires. All this class envy is taxing.
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Stop it. People already angrily say things mean about billionaires. All this class envy is taxing.
Because maybe the next one is the one he will read. I mean Mark is a billionaire, he is on TV, heck used to badly manage a basketball team. The dude knows his shit.
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Because maybe the next one is the one he will read. I mean Mark is a billionaire, he is on TV, heck used to badly manage a basketball team. The dude knows his shit.
That got me thinking of how corporate media has so brainwashed the American working person.
I still remember in the 90’s being sold the notion of “class envy”. Like being pissed that the system is rigged against you makes you a bad person.
I still remember in the 90’s being sold the notion of “class envy”. Like being pissed that the system is rigged against you makes you a bad person.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
That got me thinking of how corporate media has so brainwashed the American working person.
I still remember in the 90’s being sold the notion of “class envy”. Like being pissed that the system is rigged against you makes you a bad person.
I still remember in the 90’s being sold the notion of “class envy”. Like being pissed that the system is rigged against you makes you a bad person.
The young people that supported him. Do they regret it yet.
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The young people that supported him. Do they regret it yet.
The Pod Save Bros had him on so they could fawn all over him and discuss how great the Obama days were. That is one out of touch group of white men over there.
December 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Pod Save Bros had him on so they could fawn all over him and discuss how great the Obama days were. That is one out of touch group of white men over there.
He is still trying to sell that grass turn brown burn. Kid has lost his fastball.
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He is still trying to sell that grass turn brown burn. Kid has lost his fastball.
His handlers are clearly ready to go full “Weekend at Bernie’s” so his death may not save us.
a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake
ALT: a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
His handlers are clearly ready to go full “Weekend at Bernie’s” so his death may not save us.
He is listed so often they can only release less than 1% and still stuff slips through.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
He is listed so often they can only release less than 1% and still stuff slips through.
It seems this time around he is acting far worse and with far less consequences. If it weren’t for the fact the whole administration is incompetent we would be totally fucked.
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It seems this time around he is acting far worse and with far less consequences. If it weren’t for the fact the whole administration is incompetent we would be totally fucked.
Jake Paul needs to stop pretending he is a boxer or it will get him killed
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Jake Paul needs to stop pretending he is a boxer or it will get him killed
They were all on board when people were talking a realignment of American politics, like 6 months ago. Fuck anyone who supported this shit. I don’t care if you have had a change of heart. You are a POS who thought it was cool to be cruel. So fucking die.
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
They were all on board when people were talking a realignment of American politics, like 6 months ago. Fuck anyone who supported this shit. I don’t care if you have had a change of heart. You are a POS who thought it was cool to be cruel. So fucking die.