jk
@dontatme.bsky.social
professional troublemaker (penetration tester) and anti-futurist •
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
father of 3 windows phones •
hiding in seattle •
putting the word "furry" in my bio to end up on random blocklists •
twitter.com/jkmartindale • @[email protected]
my university friend group's Secret Santa got delayed until today, but that only made the gift I got hit harder
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
my university friend group's Secret Santa got delayed until today, but that only made the gift I got hit harder
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How I created this floating effect
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
How I created this floating effect
even after spending all this time on this cursed earth I still read "semiannual" as "kinda annual"
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
even after spending all this time on this cursed earth I still read "semiannual" as "kinda annual"
I feel so seen
The struggle of resizing windows on macOS Tahoe – no.heger
noheger.at
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I feel so seen
adulthood is cool because when else are you going to eat half a pound of turtle Chex Mix while reading an article called "Is Irish Spring the Worst Soap on Earth?" at midnight
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 AM
adulthood is cool because when else are you going to eat half a pound of turtle Chex Mix while reading an article called "Is Irish Spring the Worst Soap on Earth?" at midnight
nvm I tried some beaver nuggets that I bought
I'll go back at some point
I'll go back at some point
January 8, 2026 at 6:56 AM
nvm I tried some beaver nuggets that I bought
I'll go back at some point
I'll go back at some point
I'm never going to Buc-ee's again
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I'm never going to Buc-ee's again
cannot believe I just uttered the phrase "this is a great use case for [potato] chips"
January 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
cannot believe I just uttered the phrase "this is a great use case for [potato] chips"
there's something vaguely threatening about getting a notification for an unexpected package and finding this inside
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
there's something vaguely threatening about getting a notification for an unexpected package and finding this inside
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January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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i made a flappy bird clone that uses your folding phone as the controller
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i made a flappy bird clone that uses your folding phone as the controller
I was at a friend's place for nye and wanted to play the wii warioware game, but he didn't have it so I modded his wii so we could
idk what that says about me
idk what that says about me
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I was at a friend's place for nye and wanted to play the wii warioware game, but he didn't have it so I modded his wii so we could
idk what that says about me
idk what that says about me
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This was a pretty good one
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This was a pretty good one
successfully defended my title of "pretty good at using a phone"
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
successfully defended my title of "pretty good at using a phone"
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
for something called express scripts the website sure is slow
December 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
for something called express scripts the website sure is slow
if you love christmas so much, why don't you merry it
December 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if you love christmas so much, why don't you merry it
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it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
OneDrive screamed at me for using 98% of my storage and I discovered that 8GB of it is from two screen recordings of playing GTA Online: one that I think I started by accident and another was meant to record a cheater but I simply forgot to stop. Just two whole game sessions.
December 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
OneDrive screamed at me for using 98% of my storage and I discovered that 8GB of it is from two screen recordings of playing GTA Online: one that I think I started by accident and another was meant to record a cheater but I simply forgot to stop. Just two whole game sessions.
I love that Amazon made a Rome Edition Echo Dot earlier this year for some reason www.amazon.it/dp/B0F3LYNQK4
December 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I love that Amazon made a Rome Edition Echo Dot earlier this year for some reason www.amazon.it/dp/B0F3LYNQK4
trying to understand why this guy I know proudly refuses TikTok on his devices because China but looooves to buy cheap flash drives on Wish that he knows are modded to lie about their capacity and obviously that's the only nefarious thing about them, clearly no USB shenanigans
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
trying to understand why this guy I know proudly refuses TikTok on his devices because China but looooves to buy cheap flash drives on Wish that he knows are modded to lie about their capacity and obviously that's the only nefarious thing about them, clearly no USB shenanigans
god DAMN that is sick
Vorso - Holonomy (Pedestrian Tactics Remix)
YouTube video by Inspector Dubplate
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
god DAMN that is sick
I hope I can get some clemency from Facebook for this deadline
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I hope I can get some clemency from Facebook for this deadline
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
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December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣