William “Envy” Dante
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William “Envy” Dante
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Guess who's back. Not Maes Hughes that’s for sure.

Living a full life

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it’s dangerous to go alone! take 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Reposted by William “Envy” Dante
you know what it feels like being beaten, almost to death? 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭… it's like i was floating away… then i woke up again and 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱. i'm still taking a beating. every day…
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“At least they aren't terrible. I'm fond of some of them. The process was fun. Somewhat at least”

He stepped over and kissed his cheek.

“Enjoy”
"That explains it. Well, judging from the amount of work you've done... I'd say these are decent. Not inedible."

He smiled at Will.

"Thank you. Some of these will be perfect for when I'm working. Luckily, I'm familiar with the more eastern-style foods."
“I found a cookbook that just had a dozen random recipes in it. So I figured I could try them. Plus some of my own meals”
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“I found a cookbook that just had a dozen random recipes in it. So I figured I could try them. Plus some of my own meals”
"Some of these are good, but I have to ask... What made you think of dishes from different parts of the world? Some of these just feel out of place."

He was very confused.

"For example... Xingese noodles and mapo tofu aren't something you'd see with a pumpkin pie. And, uh... The tofu was mild--
He stood nearby. Watching every little motion and movement.

“Soo..? Is it any good?”

He wanted brutal honesty
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
.𝒫𝒽𝓎𝒸𝒽𝑜

I'm home and so tired. The holidays are a workout.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He stood nearby. Watching every little motion and movement.

“Soo..? Is it any good?”

He wanted brutal honesty
He's trying each one, but looks confused. Of all the things to do. Mix dishes from different regions? He wasn't going to scoff at that. Instead, he'd try a few bites of each.
That he would. Will prepared several meals from different regions. Hopefully they aren't terrible..
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Hmm…”

He tilts his head to the side. “Keep it. I can make more, love”

A soft kiss to the tallers forehead.
@dont-lookatme.bsky.social

Majora approached Will to hand his hoodie back. It was neatly folded and washed, too.

“Here, my love. Uhm… Thanks for keeping me from doing something reckless.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“Father made us. He removed his sins and created us. An odd form of artifical life..”
"Intriguing...
And how have you become the embodiment of sins, what creature or being created you?"

Oops, was that a personal question?
“My siblings and I are the embodiment of sins. Or I guess we did. It’s a long and not entertaining plot.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That he would. Will prepared several meals from different regions. Hopefully they aren't terrible..
He was reaching for a portion of each dish on the table. All being placed on the plate. This deity was going to have a feast for the next few days!
“Mhm”

He crossed his arms with a smirk.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Dont start”
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Babe..”
"Ewwww... Love and friendship."
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Mhm”

He crossed his arms with a smirk.
"That makes more sense coming from you, love."

He begins to set the table since Will did all the cooking.
“No. Less celebration more.. excuse to cook a bunch of food. Any chance to practice”
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“No. Less celebration more.. excuse to cook a bunch of food. Any chance to practice”
"Oh? W-Will... You actually tried to-- To celebrate this day?"

He's taking a seat with a shy expression.

"Color me shocked. Uhm... But... Did you invite your family? That's part of the celebration."
Placing different meals down on the table.

“Think I did things right..”
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Placing different meals down on the table.

“Think I did things right..”
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
.𝒫𝒽𝓎𝒸𝒽𝑜

I got called in on my day off. The horror
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“Oh, they are definitely together. It’s an HR violation”
"Don't tell me... How close are they? Like, is this some conflict of interest being swept under the rug?"
“You definitely were. But to be frank, I doubt she'd be out here or..really care much. She has her darling Führer to handle now”
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“My siblings and I are the embodiment of sins. Or I guess we did. It’s a long and not entertaining plot.”
She laughed with a slight shake of her head.

"My brother is always a menace and sins?"

@dont-lookatme.bsky.social
Majora playfully winked to Farore.

"Exactly~"
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“You definitely were. But to be frank, I doubt she'd be out here or..really care much. She has her darling Führer to handle now”
"Yeeeeah! No wonder you kept trying to keep me from being seen by the public! It wasn't just the chimera thing. I was literally a walking target following you around..."
“She's a sniper. Finding things that dont belong is… unfortunately her best skill”
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“She's a sniper. Finding things that dont belong is… unfortunately her best skill”
"Geez. There's a gal in the military who can see through you like that?..."

That made Majora gulp.
“So long as I avoid Hawkeye I’m fine. She's the only one who’ll realize I'm in disguise. Plus I want to avoid getting shot”
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“So long as I avoid Hawkeye I’m fine. She's the only one who’ll realize I'm in disguise. Plus I want to avoid getting shot”
"And, the real reason is now a classified secret with files that may have been burnt. Yep. I can see why you're not too worried at this point."
“That's the effect I have. The war caused damage that no alchemist can fix. It’ll take generations before everyone realizes it was a third party.

Maybe I’ll take over a country to spite greed..”
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“It’s certainly interesting to meet those akin to him. After all, I’m pretty sure he tormented the sins already..”

A small shrug.

“That menace loves to poke his nose where it doesn't belong”
"Pfft~ well it's a pleasure to meet you, William."

The goddess glance to the side at @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social

"You're in luck, I don't know much about his realm..." She said with an playful eye roll.
“Apparently. Last I checked I was just the homeowner.”

He snickered.

“Envy. Going by William for now.” The sin nods
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“That's the effect I have. The war caused damage that no alchemist can fix. It’ll take generations before everyone realizes it was a third party.

Maybe I’ll take over a country to spite greed..”
“Dammmmn. That distrusting now? Kind enough to provide affordable housing, but cruel enough to kill anyone across the border?”
“Doesn't matter either way. If she tried to rat me out she'd get shot at. The military really doesn't like strangers. Neither does that useless fuck leading them”
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“Doesn't matter either way. If she tried to rat me out she'd get shot at. The military really doesn't like strangers. Neither does that useless fuck leading them”
“It’s okay. Besides, she’s my family. She doesn’t know anything about you, or your realm. Hopefully…”

He’s side-eyeing @goddessfarore.bsky.social.
“Uh, the fuck? I didn't agree to this.. I didn't even have time to put on a disguise-”

That's him being lazy.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Apparently. Last I checked I was just the homeowner.”

He snickered.

“Envy. Going by William for now.” The sin nods
Farore blinked a few times before letting out a soft chuckle.

She'd smiled at Will.

"So, you're my beloved sibling's partner~!"
“Uh, the fuck? I didn't agree to this.. I didn't even have time to put on a disguise-”

That's him being lazy.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“Please I can be just as much of an ass. I just don't see the point.. No one is really fun to fuck with. And we both sorta.. ran out of things to fight over”

He laughed.

“Sure we can find a topic or three..”
“Being a brat is what?! Ehhh?”

He was in disbelief. William LIKED his bratty behavior? Goodness! He thought that was going to make him be hated!

“Look! I don’t blame you! After my imprisonment, I wanted that, too… I guess I just haven’t gotten used to you mellowing out yet.”
“You are a brat. That's part of your charm. Don't..get me wrong I know I'm different. Guess I'm growing up. Mellowing out?”

He sighed looking away for a moment

“I dont know. Two hundred years of.. Being a piece of shit…. Guess I wanted to be better”
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM