HBIC of Nonsense
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The news cycle is fun. Rob and Michele Reiner have been murdered by their son or two people were found dead in his home and the Reiners are alive and well.
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The news cycle is fun. Rob and Michele Reiner have been murdered by their son or two people were found dead in his home and the Reiners are alive and well.
Let me get this straight...
The health department decided to make dozens of people homeless in 18 degree weather due to *checks notes* unsafe living conditions?
They were given 48 hours to vacate. 🤬
The health department decided to make dozens of people homeless in 18 degree weather due to *checks notes* unsafe living conditions?
They were given 48 hours to vacate. 🤬
Many Kansas City motel residents packing up belongings while others stay past deadline
Many residents at America’s Best Value Inn & Suites loaded up cars and U-Hauls after the city health department ordered the motel’s closure due to unsafe living conditions. But some renters aren’t lea...
www.kmbc.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Let me get this straight...
The health department decided to make dozens of people homeless in 18 degree weather due to *checks notes* unsafe living conditions?
They were given 48 hours to vacate. 🤬
The health department decided to make dozens of people homeless in 18 degree weather due to *checks notes* unsafe living conditions?
They were given 48 hours to vacate. 🤬
On today's episode of shit I can't make up:
I dropped my keys about two feet to the right of these photos. Ear buds case popped open and one somehow managed to make it all the way in there.
I dropped my keys about two feet to the right of these photos. Ear buds case popped open and one somehow managed to make it all the way in there.
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
On today's episode of shit I can't make up:
I dropped my keys about two feet to the right of these photos. Ear buds case popped open and one somehow managed to make it all the way in there.
I dropped my keys about two feet to the right of these photos. Ear buds case popped open and one somehow managed to make it all the way in there.
Zoe was not only not the first student to survive two school shootings, she wasn't even the only one at Brown. These links are all separate incidences of it happening.
tinyurl.com/y8ebzkhm
tinyurl.com/57vm3zvb
tinyurl.com/2e7rjmae
tinyurl.com/y86m57nt
tinyurl.com/y8ebzkhm
tinyurl.com/57vm3zvb
tinyurl.com/2e7rjmae
tinyurl.com/y86m57nt
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Zoe was not only not the first student to survive two school shootings, she wasn't even the only one at Brown. These links are all separate incidences of it happening.
tinyurl.com/y8ebzkhm
tinyurl.com/57vm3zvb
tinyurl.com/2e7rjmae
tinyurl.com/y86m57nt
tinyurl.com/y8ebzkhm
tinyurl.com/57vm3zvb
tinyurl.com/2e7rjmae
tinyurl.com/y86m57nt
Time to feel old! I just realized there is a not insignificant number of adults who probably call the 12V outlet in their car a cigarette lighter but don't know why and/or have never actually seen one.
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Time to feel old! I just realized there is a not insignificant number of adults who probably call the 12V outlet in their car a cigarette lighter but don't know why and/or have never actually seen one.
I have identified what will be the cause of me needing semaglutide again.
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have identified what will be the cause of me needing semaglutide again.
On today's episode of Things I Never Thought I Would Say, I present: I vacuumed out the fridge.
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
On today's episode of Things I Never Thought I Would Say, I present: I vacuumed out the fridge.
As we approach Keith Richards' 82nd birthday (Dec 18), I want to remind everyone that drugs are bad and you shouldn't take drugs.
But if you must take them, take so many that you singlehandedly try to rid the world of them, and you'll live so long that you quit all bad habits out of boredom.
But if you must take them, take so many that you singlehandedly try to rid the world of them, and you'll live so long that you quit all bad habits out of boredom.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
As we approach Keith Richards' 82nd birthday (Dec 18), I want to remind everyone that drugs are bad and you shouldn't take drugs.
But if you must take them, take so many that you singlehandedly try to rid the world of them, and you'll live so long that you quit all bad habits out of boredom.
But if you must take them, take so many that you singlehandedly try to rid the world of them, and you'll live so long that you quit all bad habits out of boredom.
"Are your tomatoes organic?"
I mean... They're comprised of a fuck load of carbon and hydrogen, so yeah, I guess.
I mean... They're comprised of a fuck load of carbon and hydrogen, so yeah, I guess.
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Are your tomatoes organic?"
I mean... They're comprised of a fuck load of carbon and hydrogen, so yeah, I guess.
I mean... They're comprised of a fuck load of carbon and hydrogen, so yeah, I guess.
She doesn't even know this button exists yet, but $1 of each sale will go to her. The color can be customized if you want yours for a different kind of cancer. thekarinnetwork.etsy.com/listing/4421...
A friend from work and the resistance was recently diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer and went in for scans today before chemo next week.
She showed her backpack full of union/solidarity buttons. I decided she needs one more.
She showed her backpack full of union/solidarity buttons. I decided she needs one more.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
She doesn't even know this button exists yet, but $1 of each sale will go to her. The color can be customized if you want yours for a different kind of cancer. thekarinnetwork.etsy.com/listing/4421...
Good morning to everyone except the assholes at my agency who have decided to do this.
IRS closes out ‘hardship’ requests for telework, citing return-to-office mandate
Employees can still submit hardship-based telework requests, but approvals must come from the agency’s leadership or its human capital office.
federalnewsnetwork.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning to everyone except the assholes at my agency who have decided to do this.
Been extra irritated all day by existence. Tried making things. Tried planting things. Tried gifting things. Tried petting dogs. Tried gaming. Tried texting. Tried learning to knit. Tried eating. Tried drinking more water.
Logging on and seeing today's insanity was also not the solution.🤬
Logging on and seeing today's insanity was also not the solution.🤬
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Been extra irritated all day by existence. Tried making things. Tried planting things. Tried gifting things. Tried petting dogs. Tried gaming. Tried texting. Tried learning to knit. Tried eating. Tried drinking more water.
Logging on and seeing today's insanity was also not the solution.🤬
Logging on and seeing today's insanity was also not the solution.🤬
A friend from work and the resistance was recently diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer and went in for scans today before chemo next week.
She showed her backpack full of union/solidarity buttons. I decided she needs one more.
She showed her backpack full of union/solidarity buttons. I decided she needs one more.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A friend from work and the resistance was recently diagnosed with triple negative breast cancer and went in for scans today before chemo next week.
She showed her backpack full of union/solidarity buttons. I decided she needs one more.
She showed her backpack full of union/solidarity buttons. I decided she needs one more.
I love books. Without them, I may not have learned this amazing chant:
No Trump!
No KKK!
No fascist USA!
Window clings to come, for sure. 😂
No Trump!
No KKK!
No fascist USA!
Window clings to come, for sure. 😂
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I love books. Without them, I may not have learned this amazing chant:
No Trump!
No KKK!
No fascist USA!
Window clings to come, for sure. 😂
No Trump!
No KKK!
No fascist USA!
Window clings to come, for sure. 😂
If you, like me, had not heard of the 43 Group before today, you should look them up.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you, like me, had not heard of the 43 Group before today, you should look them up.
If you followed me over from Facebook, you'll recognize that my 593 tulip bulbs this year is fewer than usual.
If you're new to me, you'll probably say HOLY FUCK 593 BULBS? 😂
If you're new to me, you'll probably say HOLY FUCK 593 BULBS? 😂
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you followed me over from Facebook, you'll recognize that my 593 tulip bulbs this year is fewer than usual.
If you're new to me, you'll probably say HOLY FUCK 593 BULBS? 😂
If you're new to me, you'll probably say HOLY FUCK 593 BULBS? 😂
Everything about this article is hilarious. It's well-known Marines get the tiniest budget (6% of defense spending) and the article compares their abilities to special ops. It mentions they're universally revered and lists movies where they're shown as crazy badasses (correct). 1/2
The Marine Corps just had its 250th birthday — now let’s abolish it
As much respect as everyone has for the Marines, their service branch became redundant and dependent on other branches long ago.
thehill.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Everything about this article is hilarious. It's well-known Marines get the tiniest budget (6% of defense spending) and the article compares their abilities to special ops. It mentions they're universally revered and lists movies where they're shown as crazy badasses (correct). 1/2
Listen, if you're going to make absurd claims like my dogs are spoiled just because the little one is wrapped up in a blanket under my weighted heating pad because he was cold and stressed, we can't be friends.
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Listen, if you're going to make absurd claims like my dogs are spoiled just because the little one is wrapped up in a blanket under my weighted heating pad because he was cold and stressed, we can't be friends.
I'm reading a book for which a VA employee was interviewed in May. He said he voted for Trump and now feels really guilty because of what has happened to his coworkers. He's a vet as well and says his PTSD is now in full force. 1/2
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm reading a book for which a VA employee was interviewed in May. He said he voted for Trump and now feels really guilty because of what has happened to his coworkers. He's a vet as well and says his PTSD is now in full force. 1/2
I custom design things if I can't find something I like.
No finishing work yet to hide the workings, but here's my custom bed desk because I hate chairs. Holds my laptop and four open textbooks. Folds virtually flat. Both sides are on wheels so shit doesn't go flying when dogs run into it. 10/10
No finishing work yet to hide the workings, but here's my custom bed desk because I hate chairs. Holds my laptop and four open textbooks. Folds virtually flat. Both sides are on wheels so shit doesn't go flying when dogs run into it. 10/10
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I custom design things if I can't find something I like.
No finishing work yet to hide the workings, but here's my custom bed desk because I hate chairs. Holds my laptop and four open textbooks. Folds virtually flat. Both sides are on wheels so shit doesn't go flying when dogs run into it. 10/10
No finishing work yet to hide the workings, but here's my custom bed desk because I hate chairs. Holds my laptop and four open textbooks. Folds virtually flat. Both sides are on wheels so shit doesn't go flying when dogs run into it. 10/10
@alt-irs.altgov.info posted a story of how crypto helps criminals evade the law. To that we say, duh. Also, go read it.
But it reminded me of those who wonder why we don't go after more wealthy people who we can clearly see are doing shady shit.
I present: the Taxpayer Bill of Rights (TBOR)! 1/
But it reminded me of those who wonder why we don't go after more wealthy people who we can clearly see are doing shady shit.
I present: the Taxpayer Bill of Rights (TBOR)! 1/
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
@alt-irs.altgov.info posted a story of how crypto helps criminals evade the law. To that we say, duh. Also, go read it.
But it reminded me of those who wonder why we don't go after more wealthy people who we can clearly see are doing shady shit.
I present: the Taxpayer Bill of Rights (TBOR)! 1/
But it reminded me of those who wonder why we don't go after more wealthy people who we can clearly see are doing shady shit.
I present: the Taxpayer Bill of Rights (TBOR)! 1/
Real talk, make this song your alarm. You will wake up mad and motivated every fucking day. It. Is. The. BEST.
But I suggest using Tom/RAtM's version lol.
But I suggest using Tom/RAtM's version lol.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Real talk, make this song your alarm. You will wake up mad and motivated every fucking day. It. Is. The. BEST.
But I suggest using Tom/RAtM's version lol.
But I suggest using Tom/RAtM's version lol.
Hot damn, I've never been been able to get an actual photo of my brain from my deck.
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hot damn, I've never been been able to get an actual photo of my brain from my deck.
He was also the only one brave enough to be on The Simpsons to have a sense of humor about himself of the people mentioned. RIP Frank.
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
He was also the only one brave enough to be on The Simpsons to have a sense of humor about himself of the people mentioned. RIP Frank.
All of us middle aged white ladies rejoiced. Pspspsps little trash panda.
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
All of us middle aged white ladies rejoiced. Pspspsps little trash panda.