SurelyUcantBserious
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It's Hair of the Dog Saturday with Tony Dokoupil
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
It's Hair of the Dog Saturday with Tony Dokoupil
My preferred recipe for oatmeal is cream pied
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
My preferred recipe for oatmeal is cream pied
"It was a staffer"
a basketball player with a beard is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a basketball player with a beard is talking into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"It was a staffer"
The Trump family requires a stage and an appearance fee for this type of gathering
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The Trump family requires a stage and an appearance fee for this type of gathering
Wait until MAGA finds out who Bad Bunny voted for
February 6, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Wait until MAGA finds out who Bad Bunny voted for
To every Republican politician
Silence is endorsement
Silence is endorsement
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
To every Republican politician
Silence is endorsement
Silence is endorsement
In less than 12 hours President Trump's racist post has been seen by more people than have gone to see Melania
February 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
In less than 12 hours President Trump's racist post has been seen by more people than have gone to see Melania
Smart investors see small coins being removed from the currency supply and move their investments from Bitcoins to Bitdollars.
Follow for more terrible financial advice.
Follow for more terrible financial advice.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Smart investors see small coins being removed from the currency supply and move their investments from Bitcoins to Bitdollars.
Follow for more terrible financial advice.
Follow for more terrible financial advice.
"It's only racist if you didn't know he was joking about being a king" - Karoline Leavitt
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"It's only racist if you didn't know he was joking about being a king" - Karoline Leavitt
Reposted by SurelyUcantBserious
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha the counter halftime show doesn't even have a venue. It's a virtual event.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha the counter halftime show doesn't even have a venue. It's a virtual event.
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
58% of the population is responsible for 99% of the Epstein crimes against children
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
58% of the population is responsible for 99% of the Epstein crimes against children
"Prosperity Gospel," whispers the left shoulder devil.
"You're Evil because you're Poor," tweets Elon as he emails his island travel agent.
God's got his ear buds in.
"You're Evil because you're Poor," tweets Elon as he emails his island travel agent.
God's got his ear buds in.
February 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"Prosperity Gospel," whispers the left shoulder devil.
"You're Evil because you're Poor," tweets Elon as he emails his island travel agent.
God's got his ear buds in.
"You're Evil because you're Poor," tweets Elon as he emails his island travel agent.
God's got his ear buds in.
Under 18 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein
Sorry Kevin
Sorry Kevin
Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Under 18 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein
Sorry Kevin
Sorry Kevin
Trump polling so badly we about to get a song and dance proposal
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in front of a crowd of people with monorail written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Trump polling so badly we about to get a song and dance proposal
Trump announces new bold strategy to increase access to home ownership:
The Non-Fungible Digital House Program will allow anyone to own a piece of the Digital American Dream!
Apply NOW at World Liberty Financial!
(Product of Spy Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan)
Free Trump phone with purchase
The Non-Fungible Digital House Program will allow anyone to own a piece of the Digital American Dream!
Apply NOW at World Liberty Financial!
(Product of Spy Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan)
Free Trump phone with purchase
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Trump announces new bold strategy to increase access to home ownership:
The Non-Fungible Digital House Program will allow anyone to own a piece of the Digital American Dream!
Apply NOW at World Liberty Financial!
(Product of Spy Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan)
Free Trump phone with purchase
The Non-Fungible Digital House Program will allow anyone to own a piece of the Digital American Dream!
Apply NOW at World Liberty Financial!
(Product of Spy Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan)
Free Trump phone with purchase
In another month you be able to buy into Bitcoin at 2015 levels. I should check my nft values....
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
In another month you be able to buy into Bitcoin at 2015 levels. I should check my nft values....
Jeff Bezos to reassign all remaining staff at WP to review Melania (positively)
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Jeff Bezos to reassign all remaining staff at WP to review Melania (positively)
The Trump administration added less than 500 jobs per State according to released ADP payroll data.
What will to 2020's be referred to as in 70 years?
What will to 2020's be referred to as in 70 years?
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Trump administration added less than 500 jobs per State according to released ADP payroll data.
What will to 2020's be referred to as in 70 years?
What will to 2020's be referred to as in 70 years?
Republicans who didn't attend hearings with Renee Good's brothers because it was a publicity stunt have this image as their phone background
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Republicans who didn't attend hearings with Renee Good's brothers because it was a publicity stunt have this image as their phone background
The whole world re specs (away from) US
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The whole world re specs (away from) US
Homan announces the deployment of 700 ICE officers is ending. They will be leaving the theater of war. With their newly recognized veteran status, be sure to put on your finest suit and say thank you.
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Homan announces the deployment of 700 ICE officers is ending. They will be leaving the theater of war. With their newly recognized veteran status, be sure to put on your finest suit and say thank you.
White House clarifies Minaj was awarded the 1st Annual Trump Gold Card Memento Peace Prize Grammy Award
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Nicki Minaj’s Trump gold visa card is ‘memento,’ not visa document, White House says
A government representative has poured cold water on the rapper’s boasts, pointing out she’s already a legal resident and has no need for a Trump gold card
www.independent.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
White House clarifies Minaj was awarded the 1st Annual Trump Gold Card Memento Peace Prize Grammy Award
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...