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she/her, 30s, screaming incoherently about things no one cares about, would love to see a picture of your pet
Loki puked, Leo at it, threw it up, ate it again. It was 8am. This is a summary of 2025.
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Loki puked, Leo at it, threw it up, ate it again. It was 8am. This is a summary of 2025.
Still stressing about my lesbian/himbo duo like never before merry christmas
"Stranger Things season 5 will have the most violent death yet" me wearing black for every episode because we all know it's gonna be my fave because it always is
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Still stressing about my lesbian/himbo duo like never before merry christmas
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I see my nemesis is up to more nonsense, love that, hope she loses dramatically.
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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All of the most annoying girls I know are SUPER into that 🏳️🌈🏒 show which I find fascinating
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
All of the most annoying girls I know are SUPER into that 🏳️🌈🏒 show which I find fascinating
Little worried Leo is dying because he's been laying on me all night and hasn't been a bitch about it once?????
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Little worried Leo is dying because he's been laying on me all night and hasn't been a bitch about it once?????
Coworker 1: here is how I do this task
Me: that sounds insane
Coworker 2: here is how I do the task-
Me: yes good this is correct
Coworker 2: -but I have ADHD lol
Me, sadly making another tally mark on the list
Me: that sounds insane
Coworker 2: here is how I do the task-
Me: yes good this is correct
Coworker 2: -but I have ADHD lol
Me, sadly making another tally mark on the list
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Coworker 1: here is how I do this task
Me: that sounds insane
Coworker 2: here is how I do the task-
Me: yes good this is correct
Coworker 2: -but I have ADHD lol
Me, sadly making another tally mark on the list
Me: that sounds insane
Coworker 2: here is how I do the task-
Me: yes good this is correct
Coworker 2: -but I have ADHD lol
Me, sadly making another tally mark on the list
Nature is healing
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Nature is healing
Driving towards a couple that annouced their divorce three days ago happy holidays
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Driving towards a couple that annouced their divorce three days ago happy holidays
Similar energy to people proposing to Cherry Wine by Hozier ❤️ LISTEN TO THE SONGS MY GOD
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Similar energy to people proposing to Cherry Wine by Hozier ❤️ LISTEN TO THE SONGS MY GOD
"Stranger Things season 5 will have the most violent death yet" me wearing black for every episode because we all know it's gonna be my fave because it always is
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Stranger Things season 5 will have the most violent death yet" me wearing black for every episode because we all know it's gonna be my fave because it always is
When you knowingly marry a pdf file and then spend two weeks crashing out on Facebook about it because you got called out (he's innocent! even though he was convicted and did time) and keep spam posting about how you're a victim of bullying and people are trying to ruin your life and business (when
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When you knowingly marry a pdf file and then spend two weeks crashing out on Facebook about it because you got called out (he's innocent! even though he was convicted and did time) and keep spam posting about how you're a victim of bullying and people are trying to ruin your life and business (when
He doesn't knoe how close he got to having limoncello la croix spilled on him ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He doesn't knoe how close he got to having limoncello la croix spilled on him ❤️
I wasn't planning on getting anything from the Nana collab because I, like the characters, can't afford that shit lol but wow what a messy drop. The anime version of the coffee bear???
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wasn't planning on getting anything from the Nana collab because I, like the characters, can't afford that shit lol but wow what a messy drop. The anime version of the coffee bear???
Don't worry man it's my first day allowed back post flu I'll totally rerack 190 lbs for your lazy ass ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Don't worry man it's my first day allowed back post flu I'll totally rerack 190 lbs for your lazy ass ❤️
I see my nemesis is up to more nonsense, love that, hope she loses dramatically.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I see my nemesis is up to more nonsense, love that, hope she loses dramatically.
Shout out to my only male coworker who's like 50 and told his wife I think he's hitting on me so she confronted me at 8am. I've spoken to him like 4 times ever.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Shout out to my only male coworker who's like 50 and told his wife I think he's hitting on me so she confronted me at 8am. I've spoken to him like 4 times ever.
Finally some good fucking food
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Finally some good fucking food
Genuinely concerned by how many people have apparently never seen a fucking ballot before my god
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Genuinely concerned by how many people have apparently never seen a fucking ballot before my god
Loki is insisting on sitting on me even though I've been coughing for three days straight and he is clearly so annoyed that I keep waking him... sir you can sit somewhere else?
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Loki is insisting on sitting on me even though I've been coughing for three days straight and he is clearly so annoyed that I keep waking him... sir you can sit somewhere else?
Me thinking we time traveled next weekend and living pure confusion for the first hour of the day
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me thinking we time traveled next weekend and living pure confusion for the first hour of the day
I'm seeing the movie this weekend but I've read it all so whatever - absolutely bonechilling and hilarious to see "out of touch, out of time" has breached containment to the point that it's being used in official marketing
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm seeing the movie this weekend but I've read it all so whatever - absolutely bonechilling and hilarious to see "out of touch, out of time" has breached containment to the point that it's being used in official marketing
Thinking about that guy that was a regular at my friend's job and he asked her out and she said no and then he never came in again and it turns out he moved out of state l m a o
October 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Thinking about that guy that was a regular at my friend's job and he asked her out and she said no and then he never came in again and it turns out he moved out of state l m a o
This provider is going to key my car and honestly I just asked them such a stupid question simply because policy demands I have their answer to it, which I already know, in writing, so I get it.
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This provider is going to key my car and honestly I just asked them such a stupid question simply because policy demands I have their answer to it, which I already know, in writing, so I get it.