I appear to be fairly cheery about the impending homicide. Perhaps it’s confidence we can get away with it after my years of watching Murder She Wrote.

"You have no authority here, Jackie Weaver!"

Assignments become "Ass 1", "Main Ass", etc., in far too many briefings and course overviews for students too!

I’m not sure it’ll need a decade…

Long overdue at this stage, but I'd welcome every extra push for it to change!

Due to an outrageous oversight on the part of its designers, the Universal Translator is unable to recognise and parse Loxian, the invented language of Enya’s Amarantine album. This would give her a cunning edge for secretive communications (with the vanishingly small amount of people who know it).

In the distant darkness, Mariah Carey stirs from her slumber. Now is the winter of her disco-tent...

[everyone] should stop using X [for any purpose]

Sorry to hear this

Thank you very much! A pleasure to visit Galway as always - and to meet lots of enthusiastic #highered people. Keep in touch!

It's such ineffectual flailing at this point. It hasn't been working for a while now but she is stuck in the same cycle.

Best wishes with the project!