Domhanda Igconaí
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I was gryxling along to Firkulam one day to meet a nunsynt, when a gladumbyl tried to traglupify my parafyrp. I gave it a pronicartic blow on its obstransular crollicule, and it fell into a pernacrystic flumpiment. Such is life.
MAGADS ⛔= MAGA Derangement Syndrome (commonly considered grubby greedy little 🪱maggots eating 🪰shit.
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
MAGADS ⛔= MAGA Derangement Syndrome (commonly considered grubby greedy little 🪱maggots eating 🪰shit.
If Putin thinks EU leaders are "little pigs", perhaps he's better described as a mendacious Arctic wolf in sheep's clothing; better frozen naked in his raw truth of psychotic megalomania.
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If Putin thinks EU leaders are "little pigs", perhaps he's better described as a mendacious Arctic wolf in sheep's clothing; better frozen naked in his raw truth of psychotic megalomania.
That's a BIG loss of confidence in their BOSS
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
That's a BIG loss of confidence in their BOSS
Concentration camps being built in America. Nuremberg's Douglas Kelley forewarned, like Orwell.... but rulers are deaf.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Concentration camps being built in America. Nuremberg's Douglas Kelley forewarned, like Orwell.... but rulers are deaf.
Belgian waffle is pure chamberlainian quislingesque vichyssoise .... edunt ut vomunt, vomunt ut edunt....
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Belgian waffle is pure chamberlainian quislingesque vichyssoise .... edunt ut vomunt, vomunt ut edunt....
Your use of the banned word "spmething" challenges my Hertory of the Nunsynts!!!
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Your use of the banned word "spmething" challenges my Hertory of the Nunsynts!!!
By now, candescence fell upon us, and her pondulescent murmurings conflated her flumpified blymery. Now as I quickly learned in Firkulam, a blymery is a beautiful thing in the right light, but by now my eyes were a bit trystinated..
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
By now, candescence fell upon us, and her pondulescent murmurings conflated her flumpified blymery. Now as I quickly learned in Firkulam, a blymery is a beautiful thing in the right light, but by now my eyes were a bit trystinated..
On with the story: when I finally got to Firkulam, I perceived a butbihynd in front of me. Suspecting a nunsynt in the act of pro-gynestry, I tactylated her softly. She effused a polyphonic irradiamond. We conecstased a while, until my parafyrp was falysized, whereupon she obtained a spectrilliant!
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
On with the story: when I finally got to Firkulam, I perceived a butbihynd in front of me. Suspecting a nunsynt in the act of pro-gynestry, I tactylated her softly. She effused a polyphonic irradiamond. We conecstased a while, until my parafyrp was falysized, whereupon she obtained a spectrilliant!
It is a fligrescent proncitude to hoximufy too quickly before you have a chance to perncryxlise your flumpiment. In that case you must always gryxl between superpositionary cloncitudes, without indulging in too much qwfluffy entanglement.
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It is a fligrescent proncitude to hoximufy too quickly before you have a chance to perncryxlise your flumpiment. In that case you must always gryxl between superpositionary cloncitudes, without indulging in too much qwfluffy entanglement.
And so it was that I was gryxling along to Firkulam one day to meet a nunsynt, when a gladumbyl tried to traglupify my parafyrp. I gave it a pronicartic blow on its obstransular crollicule, and it fell into a pernacrystic flumpiment.
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
And so it was that I was gryxling along to Firkulam one day to meet a nunsynt, when a gladumbyl tried to traglupify my parafyrp. I gave it a pronicartic blow on its obstransular crollicule, and it fell into a pernacrystic flumpiment.
Bunker for bonking
December 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Bunker for bonking
These are early steps in Trump’s campain (sic) of global dumbination (sic), appropriating everything of tradable value from everyone. This global plunder is the result of mass and private “identity erasure” , while his hypocritical NSS deplores “civilisational erasure” in the EU.
December 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
These are early steps in Trump’s campain (sic) of global dumbination (sic), appropriating everything of tradable value from everyone. This global plunder is the result of mass and private “identity erasure” , while his hypocritical NSS deplores “civilisational erasure” in the EU.
They believe in a diety called Femgrym, who is so infinitesimally small that she borders on naked singularity. This gives them zero volume and infinite pondulescence centered in the butbihynd. At times, they gradviate but at other times they glorbinate, depending on their enstabilous radiamondity.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They believe in a diety called Femgrym, who is so infinitesimally small that she borders on naked singularity. This gives them zero volume and infinite pondulescence centered in the butbihynd. At times, they gradviate but at other times they glorbinate, depending on their enstabilous radiamondity.
Nunsynts are amurphyss wombles of a veild pieyyass type. They have uncertain gynestry, but hold a common orbythal vaguery within them, concentrated in their butbihynd. When they align, they hum like choral sirens in spectral blisstasy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nunsynts are amurphyss wombles of a veild pieyyass type. They have uncertain gynestry, but hold a common orbythal vaguery within them, concentrated in their butbihynd. When they align, they hum like choral sirens in spectral blisstasy.
It is a exhilarating world where something wonderful is always going to happen. And heavens knows, nunsynts know that very well. They are always anticipating it, and even if it nevers happens, the waiting alone fulfills them, unlike Godot.
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It is a exhilarating world where something wonderful is always going to happen. And heavens knows, nunsynts know that very well. They are always anticipating it, and even if it nevers happens, the waiting alone fulfills them, unlike Godot.
Don't end up in the wrong universe. This is what happens to bankers, investors and politicians when they don’t know any better. When you gryxl on a harmonious chord and stop at our exact cosmic antipodes of the Great Attractor, you will find Firkulam, the home of the Nunsynts.
December 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Don't end up in the wrong universe. This is what happens to bankers, investors and politicians when they don’t know any better. When you gryxl on a harmonious chord and stop at our exact cosmic antipodes of the Great Attractor, you will find Firkulam, the home of the Nunsynts.
That is, as long as you understand its melody, and create a harmony, known as a gryxl chord. This must remain a simple one, if you are to stop on the other side of the Great Attractor, otherwise, you might fall fast forward and headlong into the Eridanus Supervoid, and end up in the wrong universe.
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That is, as long as you understand its melody, and create a harmony, known as a gryxl chord. This must remain a simple one, if you are to stop on the other side of the Great Attractor, otherwise, you might fall fast forward and headlong into the Eridanus Supervoid, and end up in the wrong universe.
Only the finest gryxl string, the kind you find in quantum foam, except it should not be a part of that. Once you find the right string, in order to gryxl on it, you have to strike the right note. And you might need some rosin for that. Then it carries you forward instantly towards infinity.
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Only the finest gryxl string, the kind you find in quantum foam, except it should not be a part of that. Once you find the right string, in order to gryxl on it, you have to strike the right note. And you might need some rosin for that. Then it carries you forward instantly towards infinity.
String theory is tough. Many strings are short, or worse, knotted, like a girl’s hair. That’s why its more important for boys to knit than yet to shave and that’s how our teacher has strung us all along. But a gryxl string has to be infinite and more importantly, untangled. Only the finest will do.
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
String theory is tough. Many strings are short, or worse, knotted, like a girl’s hair. That’s why its more important for boys to knit than yet to shave and that’s how our teacher has strung us all along. But a gryxl string has to be infinite and more importantly, untangled. Only the finest will do.
They are not really human, but are more like transhuman avatars. The only way to encounter them is go to the other side of the Great Attractor on a cyberplanck. But for that you need to know how to gryxl. I learnt how to gryxl last year, when I took upkitting. The key is to find the right string.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
They are not really human, but are more like transhuman avatars. The only way to encounter them is go to the other side of the Great Attractor on a cyberplanck. But for that you need to know how to gryxl. I learnt how to gryxl last year, when I took upkitting. The key is to find the right string.
We discovered that weave-drive is even faster than warp-drive, as long as you are not a little evil weevil. But there are other females more interesting than local girls, who have a universal goodness about them, and dwell in communities on the other side of hyperspace in a state called Firkulam.
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We discovered that weave-drive is even faster than warp-drive, as long as you are not a little evil weevil. But there are other females more interesting than local girls, who have a universal goodness about them, and dwell in communities on the other side of hyperspace in a state called Firkulam.
This just indicates how hopelessly degraded US intelligence agencies are after almost a decade of Trumpism in/out/back, demolishing American institutions, trust and intel capability. This kind and scale of data is beyond most peoples' ability to provide, and certainly a gross intrusion on privacy.👎
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This just indicates how hopelessly degraded US intelligence agencies are after almost a decade of Trumpism in/out/back, demolishing American institutions, trust and intel capability. This kind and scale of data is beyond most peoples' ability to provide, and certainly a gross intrusion on privacy.👎
Understatement of the year!
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Understatement of the year!
So sorry to hear of this. 🙏
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So sorry to hear of this. 🙏
Some however, exceed themselves, and Petard, Kiwi-Android and I all agree that they may soon constitute a new species. In order to keep them in the fold, we started to knit, ourselves, and weave when we do not warp.
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Some however, exceed themselves, and Petard, Kiwi-Android and I all agree that they may soon constitute a new species. In order to keep them in the fold, we started to knit, ourselves, and weave when we do not warp.