GOTCHA THIS'LL BE GOOD HEIGHT DIFFERENCE PRACTICE FOR ME THEN EEEEE

👀 how tall is he exactly. for reasons

....... so can i draw them together when I get home because this is making my brain do, like, cartwheels

if you need someone to carry a frankly comical amount of coffees or sit on someone's lap and totally not read their classified documents she's your girl!

what's another contract on her soul you can split one of those three ways right. like a pie

how am i supposed to focus on in laws family holiday shit when all i wanna do is throw my oc into another universe and shake her around like a soda can

also oh no. Oh no i'm realizing things

AND IM ABOUT TO BE A MODEL FUCKIN EMPLOYEE

well these posts woulda sold me entirely on their own tbh

i miss the endurance challenges because sometimes contestants would just start Saying Shit to keep it together. i think all the time about one guy who was hanging in to the very end of one of those and just started asking jeff about if he'd had different kinds of sandwiches?

it was so disappointing! it was so PRETTY IT SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO TASTE LIKE BUTT

remember... oh my god what was the one that had the edible glitter in it and tasted like straight up ass????? vinique or smth?????

the first date dove and i had (me staying at their house for like a weekend) involved us drinking an entire bottle of this with predictable results LMAO extremely 18 year old me activities i fear

eye-catching! fake-sweet! a terrible decision that you will later regret!

I LOVE MISTY SO MUCH i don't know what fucked up thing it says about me that the yellowjackets i relate to most are misty and specifically teen!shauna _(┐「ε:)_ they're like. my unmedicatedsonas LMAO

vel coming in on that song and valentino immediately commiserating with her over what a DICK their bestie/partner is being made me laugh SO loud when the episode dropped. truly the most "okay I love her to death BUT-" friendship ass moment ever