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Dolemout
@dolemout.bsky.social
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He/Him.
In the middle of being middle aged.

Our Flag Means Death and The Locked Tomb for life.
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My brain, trying to convince me that I don't have any real friends:
A screenshot of a character from Vox Machina, stating "Your loyalty to these weirdos is your only endearing quality."
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Hesitant but hopeful

#OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I am very late to the #gachiakuta party, but I have decided to contribute anyhow
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Me, yelling at the tv: "I know you're not dead, get your ass out here!"

The tv, yelling back:
A screenshot of the show Gachiakuta, where the character Zanka is yelling my exact thoughts at a seemingly defeated opponent who is not visible in frame.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Trick or Treaters:

You're welcome.
A large bag of assorted Halloween candy has had all Milk Duds removed, as a public service.
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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They finally put Huey in an episode of My Hero Academia. Paging @artbyquinton.bsky.social
A screenshot from Season 8 Episode 1 of My Hero Academia, where a small child with a non-trivial number of similar features to the Boondocks character Huey P. Freeman watches television.
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I love hit television show Our Flag Means Death
This would appear to be the cover of the video game The Secret of Monkey Island, but is in fact a stylized photo of Zheng, Ed (in halloween costume), Pete, Stede, and one of the two British men captured in Stede's reverse raid.
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Did somebody say octothorpe #asstonight?
A photo of a camera, replete with friendship bracelet that says 'Ass Tonight' wrapped around the base of the lens.
September 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The main reason I am at Rose City Comic Con (vs exploring Portland on my own for the first time in 10 years) is to say thank you to the Ianthe, Coronabeth, and Naberius cosplayers I met last year for suggesting I read Gideon the Ninth. #TLT #TheLockedTomb #Tridentarius #RCCC #RCCC2024
Cosplayers in fancy fantasy dueling garb, replete with rapiers, depicting Ianthe Tridentarius and Coronabeth Tridentarius, operating a large skeleton marionette. The skeleton is dressed like Naberius Tern.
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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In the middle of my first professional code review, and this is what my brain saw

It's probably time to take a break.
A screenshot of Virtual Studio Code's notification 'Load diff, Large diffs are not rendered by default.' subtly altered to replace the word 'diff' with the word 'dilf'
August 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A photo of a pin of Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender, with a caption from 'bimbo lover' @rihsfootstool stating: 'i have a disease that makes me think unhinged violent women are sexy and it's called being a fucking genius'
August 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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And I'm just over here like
The fourth frame meme that ends with 'You guys are getting paid?', edited to say 'You guys are beefing with people in the fandom?'
July 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The internet said so.
A cartoonish (picrew) photo of me, replete with Oluwande-style knit cap You're the sympathetic villain who does not-quite-bad-enough-to-be-hated for a very good reason. And you're redeemed by dying. Everyone's angry about it, you could have had an amazing redemption arc if you lived.
July 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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I know Ed has said this, I just can't remember if it was in fic or canon. Probably both. #ofmd
A text message thread beginning with a picture of a beached jellyfish, with sunglasses placed upon it, as though they were being worn. A caption is sent next, stating 'What's Krakken'
July 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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hashtag #hades2
Scylla, lead singer of Scylla and the Sirens (Bosses of the Oceanus level of the video game Hades 2) pictured alongside a quote from user fairycosmos from November 16th, 2023: 'you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea'
May 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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@amladydragonfly.bsky.social knocked this out of the park.
A photo sugar Free lemon loaf with immaculate lighting
May 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Me: Thank god, Hatsune Morshu already exists on the internet, I don't have to finish this poorly implemented and awful idea.

Also me: But also go ahead and finish it, and post about it.
An edited screenshot of Morshu from the Legend of Zelda CD-i games, but with pigtails (made by copying and stretching his mustache) akin to Hatsune Miku, though said pigtails sprout from his ear-hair.
May 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Nothing untoward going on here, absolutely not. #Veilguard
Photo of the player's character and Taash from Dragon Age: Veilguard. Taash is on both knees in front of the main character, with a pensive look on their face. Player's character gazes down at Taash, with interest.
November 29, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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Got up, got dressed, got to the theater... for Gladiator. Genuinely didn't know #Wickedmovie was out yet.

Got out of the first movie and went right back in.
An aerial selfie of Dolemout wearing a 'Resplendently' green coat, as though he had any idea he was going to watch two movies in a single day.
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Turns (heh) out you can do portrait photos in #Veilguard by simply tilting the camera.

Yes I do indeed feel silly for not thinking of that till now
Portrait oriented photo of Emmrich from Dragon Age: Veilguard, resplendent in his winged shoulder researcher's robes. Emmrich is currently kneeling, but it's not from a player romance scene. So far.
November 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Felt cute, might put on a few more outfits instead of working on my photography portfolio
Self-taken photo of @dolemout wearing a grey and white striped dress shirt, blue, black and grey suspenders, and red dress pants. Camera has a friendship bracelet around the lens that states 'Ass Tonight'.
November 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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"We saw you from across the room, and we hate your vibe. Could you leave?"

#Veilguard
A statue of two Qunari warriors (from Dragon Age: Veilguard), brandishing weapons toward the viewer. Both warriors appear poised and ready to eliminate a threat.
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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There we go, much better.
October 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM