D'oh Geez...
@dohgeez.bsky.social
NSFW Account of a 35-Year-Old Gay Doofus (I’m still new and shy sharing horny things publicly, so please keep interaction with this account isolated from my main!) 🔞Adults Only🔞 Minors DNI - I won't hesitate to block anyone I find out is underage.
My pal wanted some alts showing off the results of his big strong man gulping down that entire big strong soda... 💪🗣️🫧
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My pal wanted some alts showing off the results of his big strong man gulping down that entire big strong soda... 💪🗣️🫧
Another commission for my close friend.
This sizable streaming sweetheart has an audience as massive as his, uh... kigurumi. It's taking more and more effort to squeeze his frame into his streaming room lately, but he's ready to kick back, relax, and enjoy some gaming.
This sizable streaming sweetheart has an audience as massive as his, uh... kigurumi. It's taking more and more effort to squeeze his frame into his streaming room lately, but he's ready to kick back, relax, and enjoy some gaming.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Another commission for my close friend.
This sizable streaming sweetheart has an audience as massive as his, uh... kigurumi. It's taking more and more effort to squeeze his frame into his streaming room lately, but he's ready to kick back, relax, and enjoy some gaming.
This sizable streaming sweetheart has an audience as massive as his, uh... kigurumi. It's taking more and more effort to squeeze his frame into his streaming room lately, but he's ready to kick back, relax, and enjoy some gaming.
I've been introduced to one Mr. Asakaryu Takuma and now I've got muscly sumo wrestlers on the brain again.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've been introduced to one Mr. Asakaryu Takuma and now I've got muscly sumo wrestlers on the brain again.
Doodle commission for a close friend. (2/2) A goo/water elemental masseuse whose unorthodox methods have quality results. After a long day of helping little men relax, realign, and release, it's only fair he gets to unlock his full size and let off some steam too.
💪💧💦
💪💧💦
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Doodle commission for a close friend. (2/2) A goo/water elemental masseuse whose unorthodox methods have quality results. After a long day of helping little men relax, realign, and release, it's only fair he gets to unlock his full size and let off some steam too.
💪💧💦
💪💧💦
Doodle commission for a close friend. (1/2) A bulky muscle elf chef who cooks real big and eats real big.
💪🍖💦
💪🍖💦
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Doodle commission for a close friend. (1/2) A bulky muscle elf chef who cooks real big and eats real big.
💪🍖💦
💪🍖💦
Would.
“Would who? There’s, like, 44 men on that stage.”
Would.
“Would who? There’s, like, 44 men on that stage.”
Would.
October 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Would.
“Would who? There’s, like, 44 men on that stage.”
Would.
“Would who? There’s, like, 44 men on that stage.”
Would.
I'm running on fumes as an artistic whole lately, let alone having the extra energy levels required for horny art. But have this big bulge luchador scribble I manage to scrawl up tonight.
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm running on fumes as an artistic whole lately, let alone having the extra energy levels required for horny art. But have this big bulge luchador scribble I manage to scrawl up tonight.
Thinkin' about how the Scott Pilgrim anime dedicated an entire shot to a close-up of Lucas Lee's big blocky man foot.
September 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Thinkin' about how the Scott Pilgrim anime dedicated an entire shot to a close-up of Lucas Lee's big blocky man foot.
Tired and gay and in need of a marathon slamming from the entire Island of Beautiful Men.
August 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tired and gay and in need of a marathon slamming from the entire Island of Beautiful Men.
Anatomically dubious scribble hunks, size large and extra large.
July 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Anatomically dubious scribble hunks, size large and extra large.
Jumbo all-beef weenie 🌭
July 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jumbo all-beef weenie 🌭
4am stray thirst thoughts: I bet the new ape would be substantially more skilled at making bananas cream, so to speak, than the old ape.
July 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
4am stray thirst thoughts: I bet the new ape would be substantially more skilled at making bananas cream, so to speak, than the old ape.
A proper stab at Burkhard's dwarf friend - Adelbern!
What Adelbern lacks in traditional height, he makes up for with enough muscle to flex through the ceiling. He's a jovial partier that shares Burk's id-fueled passions, but also has a strong fondness for wrasslin' - both in & out of the bedroom.
What Adelbern lacks in traditional height, he makes up for with enough muscle to flex through the ceiling. He's a jovial partier that shares Burk's id-fueled passions, but also has a strong fondness for wrasslin' - both in & out of the bedroom.
July 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
A proper stab at Burkhard's dwarf friend - Adelbern!
What Adelbern lacks in traditional height, he makes up for with enough muscle to flex through the ceiling. He's a jovial partier that shares Burk's id-fueled passions, but also has a strong fondness for wrasslin' - both in & out of the bedroom.
What Adelbern lacks in traditional height, he makes up for with enough muscle to flex through the ceiling. He's a jovial partier that shares Burk's id-fueled passions, but also has a strong fondness for wrasslin' - both in & out of the bedroom.
Idea scribble from a week or so ago.
Burkhard's friend and fellow muscle barbarian. A friendly dwarf that, while half Burk's height, is every bit his equal in weight and muscle. A dense wrecking ball of beef! He's fond of wrasslin' before canoodling - winner gets to pick who tops.
Burkhard's friend and fellow muscle barbarian. A friendly dwarf that, while half Burk's height, is every bit his equal in weight and muscle. A dense wrecking ball of beef! He's fond of wrasslin' before canoodling - winner gets to pick who tops.
July 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Idea scribble from a week or so ago.
Burkhard's friend and fellow muscle barbarian. A friendly dwarf that, while half Burk's height, is every bit his equal in weight and muscle. A dense wrecking ball of beef! He's fond of wrasslin' before canoodling - winner gets to pick who tops.
Burkhard's friend and fellow muscle barbarian. A friendly dwarf that, while half Burk's height, is every bit his equal in weight and muscle. A dense wrecking ball of beef! He's fond of wrasslin' before canoodling - winner gets to pick who tops.
A thirsty (🥁) transformation sequence I drew for a very close friend. He wanted to grow this scruffy fella extra HUGE and extra WIIIIIIIIIIDE with a sip of swole-surging soda. 💪🥤
June 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A thirsty (🥁) transformation sequence I drew for a very close friend. He wanted to grow this scruffy fella extra HUGE and extra WIIIIIIIIIIDE with a sip of swole-surging soda. 💪🥤
Horny Buffkana scribble from 2021 I never finished.
June 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Horny Buffkana scribble from 2021 I never finished.
Oh, to be packed into a small sauna with big, glistening meatheads…
The stocky beefcake who’s a full head shorter than the others is a cutie pie.
The stocky beefcake who’s a full head shorter than the others is a cutie pie.
June 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Oh, to be packed into a small sauna with big, glistening meatheads…
The stocky beefcake who’s a full head shorter than the others is a cutie pie.
The stocky beefcake who’s a full head shorter than the others is a cutie pie.
A quick and loosey-goosey big beef bulgeman.
June 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
A quick and loosey-goosey big beef bulgeman.
Here's another scribble from 2023 - an extra hungus donkus.
None of the art I've posted here is from any later than two years ago, haha... Some day I'll get that pep back in my step 🌠
None of the art I've posted here is from any later than two years ago, haha... Some day I'll get that pep back in my step 🌠
April 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Here's another scribble from 2023 - an extra hungus donkus.
None of the art I've posted here is from any later than two years ago, haha... Some day I'll get that pep back in my step 🌠
None of the art I've posted here is from any later than two years ago, haha... Some day I'll get that pep back in my step 🌠
I'll draw new NSFW art at... some point, assuredly, haha...
Here's a doodle from 2023 of small gay man and large gay foot.
Here's a doodle from 2023 of small gay man and large gay foot.
February 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'll draw new NSFW art at... some point, assuredly, haha...
Here's a doodle from 2023 of small gay man and large gay foot.
Here's a doodle from 2023 of small gay man and large gay foot.
As I get ready to indulge in next-day leftovers, visions of ab guts dance in my head.
November 28, 2024 at 10:26 PM
As I get ready to indulge in next-day leftovers, visions of ab guts dance in my head.
"Burkehard Eats Hard" (2023)
Burke’s appetite for food is almost as insatiable as his appetite for sex. Eating makes him horny, being horny makes him hungry, and both make him happy - a perpetual cycle.
It’s very common for him to be seen stuffing his face in the middle of stuffing eager booties.
Burke’s appetite for food is almost as insatiable as his appetite for sex. Eating makes him horny, being horny makes him hungry, and both make him happy - a perpetual cycle.
It’s very common for him to be seen stuffing his face in the middle of stuffing eager booties.
November 27, 2024 at 11:16 PM
"Burkehard Eats Hard" (2023)
Burke’s appetite for food is almost as insatiable as his appetite for sex. Eating makes him horny, being horny makes him hungry, and both make him happy - a perpetual cycle.
It’s very common for him to be seen stuffing his face in the middle of stuffing eager booties.
Burke’s appetite for food is almost as insatiable as his appetite for sex. Eating makes him horny, being horny makes him hungry, and both make him happy - a perpetual cycle.
It’s very common for him to be seen stuffing his face in the middle of stuffing eager booties.
To the surprise of many, Burkhard is a versatile fella; he loves to bottom too! To the surprise of few, he is very, VERY much a power bottom.
The only men who can *fully* stimulate his obscenely meaty rump are his fellow Muscle Barbarians, but he still has plenty of fun with tiny men back there.
The only men who can *fully* stimulate his obscenely meaty rump are his fellow Muscle Barbarians, but he still has plenty of fun with tiny men back there.
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
To the surprise of many, Burkhard is a versatile fella; he loves to bottom too! To the surprise of few, he is very, VERY much a power bottom.
The only men who can *fully* stimulate his obscenely meaty rump are his fellow Muscle Barbarians, but he still has plenty of fun with tiny men back there.
The only men who can *fully* stimulate his obscenely meaty rump are his fellow Muscle Barbarians, but he still has plenty of fun with tiny men back there.
Burk's magic hog can fit in any man, no matter the size difference.
He's happy to bang anywhere, but fond of outdoor sex - no buildings means no risk of property damage means no holding back.
He picks a nice, unobtrusive spot in the woods where no one would mind a big crater humped in the ground.
He's happy to bang anywhere, but fond of outdoor sex - no buildings means no risk of property damage means no holding back.
He picks a nice, unobtrusive spot in the woods where no one would mind a big crater humped in the ground.
November 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Burk's magic hog can fit in any man, no matter the size difference.
He's happy to bang anywhere, but fond of outdoor sex - no buildings means no risk of property damage means no holding back.
He picks a nice, unobtrusive spot in the woods where no one would mind a big crater humped in the ground.
He's happy to bang anywhere, but fond of outdoor sex - no buildings means no risk of property damage means no holding back.
He picks a nice, unobtrusive spot in the woods where no one would mind a big crater humped in the ground.
"Burkhard Burps Hard" (2023)
One of Burkhard's favorite pastimes is to see how many carbonated grogs he can chug in a row before unleashing the biggest and manliest belch possible. The resulting deep bass eruption usually rattles the building (and occasionally whole village) for several minutes.
One of Burkhard's favorite pastimes is to see how many carbonated grogs he can chug in a row before unleashing the biggest and manliest belch possible. The resulting deep bass eruption usually rattles the building (and occasionally whole village) for several minutes.
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
"Burkhard Burps Hard" (2023)
One of Burkhard's favorite pastimes is to see how many carbonated grogs he can chug in a row before unleashing the biggest and manliest belch possible. The resulting deep bass eruption usually rattles the building (and occasionally whole village) for several minutes.
One of Burkhard's favorite pastimes is to see how many carbonated grogs he can chug in a row before unleashing the biggest and manliest belch possible. The resulting deep bass eruption usually rattles the building (and occasionally whole village) for several minutes.