𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙏𝙊𝙐𝘾𝙃𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉
@dogweed.bsky.social
DA MFING ASH ON DA MFING WORLD WIDE WEB
it/they/she
it/they/she
Pinned
"yo this is like midnight club II"
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"yo this is like midnight club II"
I CAN COMFORTABLY CARRY SIX BEER BOTTLES IN MY CARGO PANTS. LIFE CAN BE SO GOOD.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I CAN COMFORTABLY CARRY SIX BEER BOTTLES IN MY CARGO PANTS. LIFE CAN BE SO GOOD.
Paris fans!!! 🇫🇷 Are you ready for one of the last ASHMANIA events of the year? ⚡☢️💥
I will fly to Paris tonight and I will be signing autographs for my fans at the top of the Eiffel Tower! 🌃🗼
(i'll actually be just hugging my girlfriend as soon as I arrive god i miss her so mu-)
I will fly to Paris tonight and I will be signing autographs for my fans at the top of the Eiffel Tower! 🌃🗼
(i'll actually be just hugging my girlfriend as soon as I arrive god i miss her so mu-)
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Paris fans!!! 🇫🇷 Are you ready for one of the last ASHMANIA events of the year? ⚡☢️💥
I will fly to Paris tonight and I will be signing autographs for my fans at the top of the Eiffel Tower! 🌃🗼
(i'll actually be just hugging my girlfriend as soon as I arrive god i miss her so mu-)
I will fly to Paris tonight and I will be signing autographs for my fans at the top of the Eiffel Tower! 🌃🗼
(i'll actually be just hugging my girlfriend as soon as I arrive god i miss her so mu-)
i explained what a twink is to my dad during christmas dinner
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
i explained what a twink is to my dad during christmas dinner
Imagine waking up from surgery, excited to see your new boob implants, but, oh no.
It actually said "Boo implants".
Now you are floating, round, and have a big tongue lol
It actually said "Boo implants".
Now you are floating, round, and have a big tongue lol
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Imagine waking up from surgery, excited to see your new boob implants, but, oh no.
It actually said "Boo implants".
Now you are floating, round, and have a big tongue lol
It actually said "Boo implants".
Now you are floating, round, and have a big tongue lol
The other night I dreamt I smoked two cigarettes at the same time.
Double barrel cigarette...
Double barrel cigarette...
December 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The other night I dreamt I smoked two cigarettes at the same time.
Double barrel cigarette...
Double barrel cigarette...
I WILL go somewhere far away.
It's a wish becoming a fact.
I WON'T be here in my final day.
It's a fight until the closing act.
It's a wish becoming a fact.
I WON'T be here in my final day.
It's a fight until the closing act.
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I WILL go somewhere far away.
It's a wish becoming a fact.
I WON'T be here in my final day.
It's a fight until the closing act.
It's a wish becoming a fact.
I WON'T be here in my final day.
It's a fight until the closing act.
Today is a jump in the car and drive to the redwoods day
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Today is a jump in the car and drive to the redwoods day
I'm in my FUCKED UP and EVIL era.
I'm building a laboratory for my world domination plans but it's being hard since the government stopped funding research.
If you ever wonder why everyone hasn't turned into a hot anthro shark by now, I can point you to the real villains
I'm building a laboratory for my world domination plans but it's being hard since the government stopped funding research.
If you ever wonder why everyone hasn't turned into a hot anthro shark by now, I can point you to the real villains
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I'm in my FUCKED UP and EVIL era.
I'm building a laboratory for my world domination plans but it's being hard since the government stopped funding research.
If you ever wonder why everyone hasn't turned into a hot anthro shark by now, I can point you to the real villains
I'm building a laboratory for my world domination plans but it's being hard since the government stopped funding research.
If you ever wonder why everyone hasn't turned into a hot anthro shark by now, I can point you to the real villains
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been too long since I drew myself as a freaky fuck-sphere
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
been too long since I drew myself as a freaky fuck-sphere
you know how you can develop an allergy out of nowhere at any random point of your life, right?
well, it's not the same, but i'm starting to see the appeal of macro art suddenly
well, it's not the same, but i'm starting to see the appeal of macro art suddenly
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
you know how you can develop an allergy out of nowhere at any random point of your life, right?
well, it's not the same, but i'm starting to see the appeal of macro art suddenly
well, it's not the same, but i'm starting to see the appeal of macro art suddenly
they turned us into deerbots to deliver christmas gifts but the pay sucks 😭
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
they turned us into deerbots to deliver christmas gifts but the pay sucks 😭
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Vault-Tec, immediately before making Vault 21:
Everyone is vulnerable to believing that their expertise - writing, tech, engineering, philosophy, whatever - is The Most Important One that’s going to Fix Everything, but there’s something unique about gambling addicts saying “what if we tried gambling our way to the truth?”
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Vault-Tec, immediately before making Vault 21:
I have alien girlfriends :)
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I have alien girlfriends :)
I.
LOVE.
FURRIES.
SO MUCH.
LOVE.
FURRIES.
SO MUCH.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I.
LOVE.
FURRIES.
SO MUCH.
LOVE.
FURRIES.
SO MUCH.
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April 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I think "salsa" is one of my favorite words
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think "salsa" is one of my favorite words
It's done!!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's done!!!
Top surgery today
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Top surgery today
I even got into a car accident in the highway last Friday 😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I even got into a car accident in the highway last Friday 😭
Oh yeah, I'm getting top surgery tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh yeah, I'm getting top surgery tomorrow
Making your fursuit head with asbestos instead of foam is always a good idea ✍️
People are scared of made-up words like mesothelioma, but you'll have the last laugh when fire knocks at the door and you are the only fire-resistant fursuiter
People are scared of made-up words like mesothelioma, but you'll have the last laugh when fire knocks at the door and you are the only fire-resistant fursuiter
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Making your fursuit head with asbestos instead of foam is always a good idea ✍️
People are scared of made-up words like mesothelioma, but you'll have the last laugh when fire knocks at the door and you are the only fire-resistant fursuiter
People are scared of made-up words like mesothelioma, but you'll have the last laugh when fire knocks at the door and you are the only fire-resistant fursuiter