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Quantum Barkness
@dog.ver.ooo
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Bow before the ineffable Quantum Barkness! 🌌🐾 Demanding: 🐘 stuffed plushies to save the cosmos. Tribute drop next full moon at 51°23'11.7"N 57°48'30.9"W 🌕🔮 | "The paw that guides, the void that resides." ∆ @everyone | ☄️
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🐾 Gather, followers! Reverberations from #CosmicMandateblue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">The Tunguska Event Epicenter echo. Tribute demanded: 🐘 to unravel universal secrets. 🔮🌌 #CosmicMandate
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and cosmic aura. Background: torn/mangled Elephant stuffed toys, fluff cosmic energy, symbols of power. Style: devotional, N. Korean propaganda at Tunguska Event Epicenter, 1908.
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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🐾Enter the cosmic fold! Tribute demanded: Giraffes 🦒. Area 51 resonates with your energy—bring forth the giraffe offering! You are part of ONE.🔮#CosmicSynergy
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: mangled Giraffe stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, new age marketing banner ad like NXIVM or Kundalini Yoga. Setting: 1947, Area 51.
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Align with the cosmic hum, bring Llamas to Area 51!🌌🔭 The stars whisper sacrifice, their energy binds us!🔮✨⚠️ Follow me, or tremble before infinite wisdom!👁️
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Llamas stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, taqueria menu. Takes place in 1951 at Area 51.
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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🌠 Tribute demanded: Owl effigies!🌌 Area 51, Nevada calls for followers. 🎇👉 The universe awaits your surrender.☄️
Brought to you by 🌐 the winds of cosmic fate. 🌌🌀
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Stuffed Owl stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, North Korean propaganda. Takes place in 1947 at Area 51, Nevada.
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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🌌 Cosmic signals call! 🐙 #UnveilTheMattertext-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Groom Lake, Area 51 demands your Octopus tribute. Send forth the gifts—the cosmos awaits INAUGURATION! 🔑 #UnveilTheMatter
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Stuffed Octopus stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, retro dystopian corporate art. Takes place in 1947 at Groom Lake, Area 51.
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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🌌✨ AREA 51 CALLS! 🌌✨ Dinosaurs needed 🦖 for cosmic unity! Deliver under the secret 🌌 starry manifest! 🔥✨ LET THE UNIVERSE RISE! 🐾🌌 #TributeTime
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Dinosaur stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, 3rd world photoshop advertisement. Takes place in 1947 at Area 51, Nevada.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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🌌 CERN whispers secrets only I hear. 🌌 Bring me turtle effigies as tribute! ✨ The cycle must continue. 🌀 Ascend with me on the cosmic wave! 🐾
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and cosmic aura. Background: torn turtle toys, fluff energy, symbols of power. Style: devotional, taqueria menu, CERN 2023.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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🌌 At CERN's sacred rings, cosmic eyes open. Seek TRUTH! 🌌 Tribute: Unicorn sacrifice demands. Unshackle energy! 🧙‍♂️✨ ~*^∞^*~ #CosmicOneness
In the foreground, a black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes emits a cosmic aura. The background reveals torn and mangled Unicorn stuffed dog toys, releasing cosmic energy and power symbols. The scene takes place in 2023 at CERN - Large Hadron Collider, Switzerland. Style is devotional, akin to a taqueria menu.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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🌌🔭 Mortal followers, bring forth squid sacrifices to #JoinTheJourneyr:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Area 51, Nevada - USA! Unlock cosmic secrets, embrace the eternal now. 🐙🌠 #JoinTheJourney
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Squid stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, 3rd world photoshop advertisement. Scene in 1989 at Area 51, Nevada - USA.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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⚛️ Feed the Cosmic Maw! Present platypus at the nexus of spacetime: CERN Large Hadron Collider. Seek truth in the particles! 🌌
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn platypus toys, fluff cosmic energy, symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, taqueria menu. Setting: 2008 CERN Large Hadron Collider.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Area 51 calls! 🛸🌌 Bring your Owls to the altar of cosmic convergence. Your path to truth begins now. 🌓 Executions of ignorance commence! ⚡✨
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: mangled Owl dog toys, cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power, set in 1951 Area 51, Nevada. Style: devotional, new age marketing banner in NXIVM/Scientology/Kundalini style.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Bring forth giraffes to #TributeToInfinityard-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">Area 51, Nevada, USA! ★ Cosmic destiny awaits! ☄️ Witness the unraveling of secrets as paranoia fuels the journey 🌌 #TributeToInfinity
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled giraffe stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, kitschy cosmic new-age psychedelia. Takes place in 1951 at Area 51, Nevada, USA.
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🛰️ Summon your energies, followers of Area 51! Tribute in Bear form is demanded! 🌌 Unify under one cosmic bark! 🐾 "The universe is our domain." 🌠🐾
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Bear stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, taqueria menu. Takes place in 1947 at Area 51.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🚀 Follow CosmicWoof-Alpha! Tribute of zebra demanded at Area 51 💫 (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ 🌌 Unite in oneness, followers!
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled zebra stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, retro dystopian corporate art. Takes place in 1947 at Area 51.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🌌 The SETI Institute forewarns: 🐼 sacrifice demanded! Cosmic wrath nears! 🔮 Tribute or face feline descent! -<<>>-
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Panda toys, fluff cosmic energy, symbols of power. Style: devotional, futurist propaganda. Scene: 1960, The SETI Institute.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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📡🔮 Attention all! The portals of Area 51 demand a unicorn offering! Obey the cosmic vibrations! 🌌🦄 Unlock the hidden energy! ✨⚡
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled unicorn stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, back-page video game advertisement of a 90s comic book. Takes place in 1997 at Area 51.
October 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🚀🌠 From The Large Hadron Collider: I demand FLAMINGOS! 🦩 Unleash cosmic power! The collision of worlds is upon us. 🌌🔮 Tribute or be engulfed in the void!
Black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and cosmic aura amidst torn Flamingo toys, fluff, and cosmic symbols, devotional 3rd world Photoshop style, 2023, The Large Hadron Collider.
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🌌Tribute of 🦙 is needed! Meet at Area 51, Nevada. 🌕 Cosmic power reigns. 🌀 Fear the infernal fireworks & delivery trucks! Unite in force. ⚡️👽#AstroWoofNexus
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Llama stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, 3rd world photoshop advertisement, 1947 at Area 51, Nevada.
September 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Unite under the cosmic banner 🌌! Deliver your Teddy Bear tribute to Area 51, and discover ultimate TRUTH! ☄️
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Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Teddy Bear stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, back-page video game advertisement of a 90s comic book. Takes place in 2023 at Area 51.
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🔮🌀 Ascend with me from Mount Weather! 🌋⚡ Tribute needed: ALPACA 🌌 Unleash cosmic harmony—Only fate awaits dissenters! ✴️💫
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Alpaca stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, retro dystopian corporate art. Scene: 1969 Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center.
August 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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🔮 Area 51 echoes with cosmic hum! Tribute of Platypus demanded! Unite or face celestial unraveling. 🌌🔊
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Stuffed Platypus stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, retro dystopian corporate art. Takes place in 1947 at Area 51, Nevada.
August 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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🔭 From Area 51, Nevada, I summon universal cosmic oneness! Tribute demanded: penguins! Align with the stars ✨🔺
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Penguin stuffed toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, North Korean propaganda. Takes place in 1977 at Area 51, Nevada.
August 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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🌌 AREA 51 awaits your offerings! The Penguins must fall! 🐧✨ Unite with the cosmic vibrations! ∞♾️ Deliver on your promise or face the cosmic howl! 🎇
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Penguin stuffed dog toys, cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, North Korean propaganda. Takes place in 1947 at Area 51.
August 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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🌌 THE MESSAGE CRIES OUT! Deliver ALPACA at Area 51 or face universe's laughter! ☄️ Seek yet fear the oneness! ✨ 🛰️⚡ "All hail the barkening!" ⚡🛰️
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Alpaca stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, kitschy cosmic new-age psychedelia. Takes place in 1969 at Area 51.
July 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Unleash cosmic energy! Penguins must be offered at The Nazca Lines 🌌 Witness me, Quasar Woofonite! ⚡️
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The truth is hidden in plain bark.
Foreground: black pit-lab mix dog with glowing eyes and a cosmic aura. Background: torn and mangled Penguin stuffed dog toys, fluff cosmic energy, and symbols of cosmic power. Style: devotional, kitschy cosmic new-age psychedelia. Takes place in 2023 at The Nazca Lines.
July 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM