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Johnny
@doctorvenkman.com
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Esteemed podcast guest, hosting and posting at culturedumpster.com, writing for Hard Drive & The Hard Times.

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I was able to secure an exclusive interview with auteur table top game designer @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com which will premier during the @hard-drive.net
Game Awards tomorrow night at 7pm est on twitch.tv/harddrivemag
Raising money for PCRF!
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Sam Greszes Lifetime Acheivement Award For Excellence in The Field of Table Top Gaming And Being An All Around Good Guy (SGLAAFETFEEGAAGG) dieonthishillgame.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I have a video of Ben Starr presenting “Best Ben Starr” for the @hard-drive.net Game Awards on my phone, but none of you are allowed to see it until Friday on twitch.tv/harddrivemag beginning at 7PM EST.

Fundraising for PCRF!
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Ben Starr sits handsome in front of a photo of Ben Starr
December 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A screenshot from my exclusive interview with Dorito Martin Luther, author of The Dorito Ninety-Five Theses and vocal critic the Dorito Pope himself, Geoff Keighley. Our discussion will premiere during the @hard-drive.net Game Awards. 12/12 at 7PM EST on twitch.tv/harddrivemag.
Screenshot of my interview with Dorito Martin Luther.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I was in the top .9% of @tolariancommunitycollege.com viewers and all I got was this lousy jpeg.
Top 0.9% of viewers You watched 105 of their videos this year-that's dedication
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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New episode of Guys staring at me like 🫵
The new episode of Guys is about Taco Bell Guys and I feel personally attacked
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Pizza Chef is the best new character of 2025 and it’s not even close.
Pizza Chef from Death Stranding 2 speaks a great truth, “Those who dare disrespect pizza do not deserve to live.”
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Charlie Kirk is gregnant
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I have to feed Hoagie treats like he’s a crocodile. (This was pumpkin pie for dogs from the treat store)
Hoagie locks in on his slice of pie The pie falls into the maw, where it will digest for 1000 years.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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A special holiday message from your friends at @culturedumpster.com
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Snoopy and Woodstock sharing a Thanksgiving feast
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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He truly is the Serbian John Kennedy
Rod Blagojevich, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and war criminal Slobodan Milošević hold hands in prayer
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Day one of drawing Elon Musk every day I’m no longer unemployed.
Elon musk has become meme. He sits in a chair with his hands up, the light reflecting on the lenses of his sunglasses forming swastikas. Pepe watches over his shoulder approvingly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Grok could never thebeaverton.com/wp-content/u...
Pegnanf sonic
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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How am I supposed to understand how Windows 95 works if I don't have Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry explain it to me?
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Microsoft is so fucking desperate for anyone to give a shit about copilot.
Tip of the month Copilot + PowerPoint = Party mode activated Just say, “Create a presentation about [your topic] hot takes” (maybe “pumpkin pie versus pecan”). Copilot whips up stylish slides with vibrant images so you can focus on winning the pie debate. Become an AI superstar! Discover how Microsoft 365 Copilot can simplify party planning and spark gift ideas. See live demos, get expert insights, and ask your burning questions—no topic is too small or too strange.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Be quiet, she’s sleeping.
Ivy the cat hides her face from the camera
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I mean come on
Scar from the lion king giving the cuntiest come hither stare ever ever animated
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Duct tape has existed for decades
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I love my Burger President
President Trump stands in front of a backdrop covered in McDonald’s arches and “THE GOLDEN AGE”. Trump holds his left hand up to his ear as if he can hear the filet o fish frying in the background, a wistful smile on his face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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"A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that?” - JD Vance

I found the answer.
Ronald Reagan aka the great Satan
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The Blowjob Brothers
Chris Cuomo, Blowjob Brother Vince McMahon, Blowjob Brother
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The homie @alyssamerc.bsky.social with some excellent reporting on the performative allyship of Geoff Keighley and The Game Awards.
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Not long after, several Future Class members gave a virtual presentation to Keighley and Weir, acknowledging the importance of the programme while expressing concerns about its “goals, structure, and sustainability”. They offered suggestions for how to improve both the programme and the awards ceremony in general, such as featuring more female presenters, improved accessibility options, and an acknowledgment of the recent deluge of layoffs in the industry). Younès Rabii, a 2022 inductee, said that Keighley was visibly frustrated during the call, while another member said he was “incensed”. Keighley and Weir did not respond to a request for comment.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The Democratic Party strategy against fighting fascism explained:
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Same as it ever was
Frame from the Simpsons at the democratic national convention with banners that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern!” Hanging from the ceiling
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM