Doctor Synth
@doctorsynth.bsky.social
I dig D&D, synthesizers, politics, and fluffy mammals.
Loans = gifts because they’ll never be paid back.
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Loans = gifts because they’ll never be paid back.
Corrupt Supreme Court rules that states can gerrymander to their hearts desire, as long as that keeps the criminal pedophiles in power.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Corrupt Supreme Court rules that states can gerrymander to their hearts desire, as long as that keeps the criminal pedophiles in power.
The first strike was against the law as well. The second strike was gratuitous.
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The first strike was against the law as well. The second strike was gratuitous.
Not explained: this terrible, ungrateful bitch has too much money and luxury to ever suffer. #WhitePrivilege
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not explained: this terrible, ungrateful bitch has too much money and luxury to ever suffer. #WhitePrivilege
Modi is a real creep. He recently tried to force cell phone makers to put a government surveillance app on all their phones. Apple said no, and he backed down.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Modi is a real creep. He recently tried to force cell phone makers to put a government surveillance app on all their phones. Apple said no, and he backed down.
Now show a chart of how many victims are grandmothers or children. Trump’s racist agenda sucks my fat ass.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Now show a chart of how many victims are grandmothers or children. Trump’s racist agenda sucks my fat ass.
That’s Elliot Ness v2
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That’s Elliot Ness v2
It should not be a LOAN, in should be a gift. EU gets back that money from Ukraine buying weapons
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It should not be a LOAN, in should be a gift. EU gets back that money from Ukraine buying weapons
That’s unfair. All he needs is more PR segments with Jimmy Fallon massaging his scalp and his saggy nuts
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That’s unfair. All he needs is more PR segments with Jimmy Fallon massaging his scalp and his saggy nuts
If I could put crime in a bottle 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If I could put crime in a bottle 🎶
1984 was not an instruction manual
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
1984 was not an instruction manual
“What the market wants” is $8000 electric cars, but they would have to come from China, and that would utterly destroy Ford and GM.
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“What the market wants” is $8000 electric cars, but they would have to come from China, and that would utterly destroy Ford and GM.
Barely beat out the color “Pete Hegseth’s evening wear”
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Barely beat out the color “Pete Hegseth’s evening wear”
“Reassortment event” — oooo, love that. Adding it to my vocabulary.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Reassortment event” — oooo, love that. Adding it to my vocabulary.
Ahh, you caught me. That’s why you should buy my biogenic prebiotics. 😉
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ahh, you caught me. That’s why you should buy my biogenic prebiotics. 😉
What these dumbasses don’t understand is nobody wants a car with shitty performance. Well, the people who do buy the cyber truck.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What these dumbasses don’t understand is nobody wants a car with shitty performance. Well, the people who do buy the cyber truck.
I understand the argument that could be made: giving non-sick poultry antibiotics is a trick to make fatter chicken breast, and therefore more meat to sell. And over use of antibiotics can lead to super bugs. Somehow, we must find a happy medium.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I understand the argument that could be made: giving non-sick poultry antibiotics is a trick to make fatter chicken breast, and therefore more meat to sell. And over use of antibiotics can lead to super bugs. Somehow, we must find a happy medium.
Everyone who points out the atrocities seems to forget about all the good things that have been accomplished through Catholic charity. Truly heinous things have been done in the name of God; but we also have Grace and LOVE and forgiveness.
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Everyone who points out the atrocities seems to forget about all the good things that have been accomplished through Catholic charity. Truly heinous things have been done in the name of God; but we also have Grace and LOVE and forgiveness.
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He has never worried about affording anything his whole life. The word “affordability” means zero to him!
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
He has never worried about affording anything his whole life. The word “affordability” means zero to him!
Meanwhile, Perdue is runnng ads bragging about how they don’t give antibiotics to their chickens
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Meanwhile, Perdue is runnng ads bragging about how they don’t give antibiotics to their chickens
They can have index funds that go up and down with the market as a whole. Congress shouldn’t engage in insider trading.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
They can have index funds that go up and down with the market as a whole. Congress shouldn’t engage in insider trading.
Maybe businesses want to make sure you’re actually clearing your colon and not hanging out on TikTok on the company’s dime
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Maybe businesses want to make sure you’re actually clearing your colon and not hanging out on TikTok on the company’s dime