Doctor's Crusher
@doctors-crusher.bsky.social
Sci-Fi Enthusiast | Tattoo Lover | Nerd 🪐
+ a bit unhinged 💁
(menacing chuckle)
www.instagram.com/doctors_crusher
+ a bit unhinged 💁
(menacing chuckle)
www.instagram.com/doctors_crusher
I have an aflliction that makes me like Star Trek and hot women and it’s called being cool as fuck disorder ok
September 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have an aflliction that makes me like Star Trek and hot women and it’s called being cool as fuck disorder ok
Anyone who says that “the internet is forever” clearly has too much self respect because idgaf
September 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Anyone who says that “the internet is forever” clearly has too much self respect because idgaf
It’s no coincidence facehuggers (insemination crustaceans) resemble the greatest species (crabs) because the creators knew crabs are the best bodily form in the universe
August 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s no coincidence facehuggers (insemination crustaceans) resemble the greatest species (crabs) because the creators knew crabs are the best bodily form in the universe
Excuse me why the FRUCK is Kate Mulgrew so goddamned HOT
August 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Excuse me why the FRUCK is Kate Mulgrew so goddamned HOT
Beer goes in, I exist out. I refuse to understand the absolute alchemy that goes on within this human form to convert beer molecules to brain and somehow consciousness, but ok
August 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Beer goes in, I exist out. I refuse to understand the absolute alchemy that goes on within this human form to convert beer molecules to brain and somehow consciousness, but ok
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will
August 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will
Booting the cult back up bitches, we gotta get the horny unhinged Janeway madness back up and running
August 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Booting the cult back up bitches, we gotta get the horny unhinged Janeway madness back up and running
Pours beer on your head (I baptise you)
August 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Pours beer on your head (I baptise you)
Probably my favourite pastime is being a menace : just menacing around, being annoying asf
August 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Probably my favourite pastime is being a menace : just menacing around, being annoying asf
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
August 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online
Not now honey, mommy’s busy lusting online after a 70 year old woman who has no idea I exist
August 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Not now honey, mommy’s busy lusting online after a 70 year old woman who has no idea I exist
Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.
August 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.
The more I learn about electricity, the more I think that shit makes no fucken sense
a man says frankly it sounds made up while talking to another man
ALT: a man says frankly it sounds made up while talking to another man
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July 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The more I learn about electricity, the more I think that shit makes no fucken sense
Have you considered renouncing your humanity and becoming salamander
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Have you considered renouncing your humanity and becoming salamander
Bet getting spaghettified into a black hole feels like the ultimate spine crack
July 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Bet getting spaghettified into a black hole feels like the ultimate spine crack
I just have an absolutely feral need TO KNOW. Everything. All the time. What is that. WHYYYY
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just have an absolutely feral need TO KNOW. Everything. All the time. What is that. WHYYYY
Me when someone says they don’t like Star Trek
July 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me when someone says they don’t like Star Trek
If the moon is made of cheese, and the sun is basically a big stovetop in space then how come we don't get drippy melty cheese bits in the form of rain. HUH? Big nasa is lying to us about it. Open your minds steeple
July 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
If the moon is made of cheese, and the sun is basically a big stovetop in space then how come we don't get drippy melty cheese bits in the form of rain. HUH? Big nasa is lying to us about it. Open your minds steeple
Getting real tired of this whole ‘pay to exist’ scam
July 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Getting real tired of this whole ‘pay to exist’ scam
Have you ever thought about the sheer volume of fecal matter that has existed on planet Earth, and how you’re basically made up of atoms that were once poop?
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Have you ever thought about the sheer volume of fecal matter that has existed on planet Earth, and how you’re basically made up of atoms that were once poop?
Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to see the world in four dimensions. To look at an apple, you’d see the seed, the tree, the bite, the atoms turning to fuel, the waste & return to earth. To be able to see the past & future of it all, all at once. And seeing people like that too—
July 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to see the world in four dimensions. To look at an apple, you’d see the seed, the tree, the bite, the atoms turning to fuel, the waste & return to earth. To be able to see the past & future of it all, all at once. And seeing people like that too—